Mike Dao
mikedao.bsky.social
Mike Dao
@mikedao.bsky.social
you know what time it is
Today I learned how to do a weighted random selection algorithm.
April 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I get a lot of errors when writing code. Then I remember that I need to save what I was working on before rerunning my tests.
April 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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you will now be banned from Twitter if you mention the core tenet of leftism: that elon musk is a pedophile
i got suspended on twitter its over
October 6, 2023 at 8:33 PM
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if I were stranded at burning man, thirsty and tired, and looked up and saw Neal Katyal in a chromatic beanie, that would be the end of my life.
I cannot unsee this image of Neal Katyal, the Supreme Court attorney who among other things successfully defended a company’s use of overseas child slave labor, at Burning Man.
September 3, 2023 at 5:02 PM
FUCK OFF
August 31, 2023 at 10:36 PM
It is 2023 and I just had to explain to someone how Firefly is just Confederate apologia.
August 28, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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folks, it’s here
August 25, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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this has to be one of the least true things of all time
August 24, 2023 at 4:06 AM
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solving the advertiser exodus by implementing subscriptions but then trying to pay those subscribers in order to drive up advertising revenue is like an ouroboros of dogshit business decisions
August 22, 2023 at 1:36 AM
I'm having an issue with a Microsoft product for years, and today I decide I'm going to reach out to support and get it fixed. I get on their support chat, and explain the problem to a human. They ask to screen share and start poking around my settings - Things I've already checked but I dont mind.
August 20, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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shh no one tell matt gaetz
August 17, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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oh a veteran curator at the British Museum is stealing artifacts and profiting from them??

wow. I didn’t know that. you’re telling me now for the first time
British Museum antiquities thief alleged to be veteran curator Peter Higgs
Higgs, who was sacked earlier this year, is alleged to have sold uncategorised items from the museum's collection on eBay as early as 2016
www.theartnewspaper.com
August 17, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Whaddya know: That Kansas newspaper bizarrely raided by the cops was investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police. https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
A conversation with the newspaper owner raided by cops
Eric Meyer says his paper had been investigating the police chief prior to the raids on his office and home.
thehandbasket.substack.com
August 12, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Zoom requiring employees to return to the office is just, a symbol of how stupid everything is.
August 7, 2023 at 2:08 AM
It’s hilarious to me how specific media has to be to not make Oppenheimer sound like a loser compared to Barbie. The former is the second highest grossing WW2 movie of all time and Barbie clears a billion dollars.
August 7, 2023 at 12:49 AM
I want to blame the just the tech, but we can all agree that the cops helped.
In every reported case where police mistakenly arrested someone using facial recognition, that perso...
Facial recognition software has always had trouble telling Black people apart, yet police departments are still using it.
www.businessinsider.com
August 6, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Elon Musk and Joseph Rogan are what stupid people think smart people are like.
August 6, 2023 at 12:48 AM
August 2, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Sparta Is No Model for U.S. Soldiers (foreignpolicy.com)
Spartans Were Losers
The U.S. military’s admiration of a proto-fascist city-state is based on bad history.
foreignpolicy.com
August 2, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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i can’t wait to deadname twitter
July 24, 2023 at 3:05 AM
My biggest beef with the new Dune movies is the erasure of the Atreides Battle Pug.
July 19, 2023 at 4:06 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/jul/18/in-n-out-ban-masks-workers-texas-arizona-colorado

In N Out was garbage before this and they are more garbage now.
July 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM