In case you don’t know (and I didn’t until recently), here is the city of Springfield’s process for making laws. We’re at the 2nd reading stage for the towing bill. There’s still time to email your council reps! The only ones who will benefit from this are towing companies, NOT working class folks.

Civil war reenactments are weird, right?

There is a voice in your phone and it wants you to be upset. It doesn't care if you ever do anything about it.
Find a different voice, one that wants change and not outrage.

How important is novelty in art? If it is a copy, at best people are unimpressed. If you do it just to be the first it is like commenting "first" on the Internet. Does the medium move this one way or the other?
Anyways, no one seemed to like my kazoo cover of Fool in the Rain.

I don't know what everyone is talking about, 9/11 definitely happened outside.

I hope everyone can take a moment, as I just did, to appreciate how funny the phrase "whacking off" is.