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Aries🌞. Sagittarius⬆️. Aquarius🌙. Daydreamer👽. Traveling along the middle path ☸️✌🏾🤓🇩🇪🇺🇸🌈.
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Wiener
June 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My butthole is sore from the swab. Send kisses.
January 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me when I visit the in-laws 🤫🫣
December 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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Can I come over and stare at you like this:
December 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
1 more wake up before our glorious 16 day shut down at work. 🥹
December 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Survived our first cat fight last night 🥺😮‍💨. 4 out of the 5 cats got into it, in such a small enclosed space, I’m so glad there aren’t any injuries. Just anxieties 😅😩.
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Finally came 🥵
December 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Makes me cackle that I was able to get this song into my top 10 #spotifyWrapped in such a short amount of time 🙂‍↔️🥲🫣🤫🤭
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I’m still flabbergasted at this white gay dude saying Cowboy Carter was simple minded…. Like 🤔🤔
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
It’s tiiiiiime *mariah squeal* #spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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i’m working on a photo project documenting the worlds darkest skies in hopes of bringing awareness to the issue of light pollution. my first stop on this journey was Rapa Nui aka Easter Island. i was granted exclusive permission by the indigenous police to shoot here at night! 🌌🗿
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Some silly goose comments in this thread
im gonna say something controversial

cowboy carter is beyonce's worst album
December 3, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I know it doesn’t mean much since I’m new here and growing my followers back up but if all you do is post screenshots of what’s going on on twitter, I’m good on following you. We’re supposed to be leaving it behind for a reason… idc.
December 2, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Follow me on 👻 if we don’t already 🫡

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December 2, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The day back to work from holiday break is always quiet. I should’ve brought my switch 😑😓
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Oh, so YOU doing the stuffing then?
a close up of a woman making a funny face while wearing a red shirt .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face while wearing a red shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Only get attention from guys when I’m in a relationship 😅. Don’t worry, my man will watch us 😌.
November 28, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Gotdamn, I’m snail bait 😅😭🤫
"Dead bug" 😂😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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This how I be on this app, scrolling and admiring
November 24, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When I used to post the traps of thirst 🤫
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Waking up with a headache is not the business 🙂‍↔️
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Need the Adele - Water Under the Bridge playing over Meg the Stallion dancing video on my skeet feed asap.
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Thinking about my man’s wiener 🤤😋🤒
November 20, 2024 at 11:18 AM