Hernald Skernald
@mijomaro.bsky.social
Never outgrew my vocaloid phase || 25 || AZ 🌵|| 🏳️🌈 || Physically I’m home. Mentally at Bar Do Peixuxa ☀️
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Hernald Skernald
@mijomaro.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Because I never kept up with posting selfies on twitter.
Vome or Fass gang?
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Vome or Fass gang?
Dawg, I think I’m pretty depressed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dawg, I think I’m pretty depressed.
I had manifested after my previous post talking about seasonals. This past week has been somewhat chaotic at work with the advent of the holiday season.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I had manifested after my previous post talking about seasonals. This past week has been somewhat chaotic at work with the advent of the holiday season.
I never would’ve expected someone to be into wedgies. Like… Fetish-wise.
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I never would’ve expected someone to be into wedgies. Like… Fetish-wise.
Hitting the magic number in Raid 😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hitting the magic number in Raid 😭😭
The hate in my heart slowly drifts away after my morning cup of coffee.
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The hate in my heart slowly drifts away after my morning cup of coffee.
Holiday season just around the corner 🥰🥰
If they don’t hire a seasonal soon for me to train I’m going to shit myself.
If they don’t hire a seasonal soon for me to train I’m going to shit myself.
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Holiday season just around the corner 🥰🥰
If they don’t hire a seasonal soon for me to train I’m going to shit myself.
If they don’t hire a seasonal soon for me to train I’m going to shit myself.
Stopped the SimCity posts because the game pissed me off with the newest season making certain missions only achievable with spending.
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Stopped the SimCity posts because the game pissed me off with the newest season making certain missions only achievable with spending.
Brother tried to give me a wedgie. Can’t if I got a jockstrap on 😤😤
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Brother tried to give me a wedgie. Can’t if I got a jockstrap on 😤😤
Reposted by Hernald Skernald
they can keep pumping out V/H/S films and i will always watch the new one. it actually doesn't matter if they're good or not, that's just a bonus
September 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they can keep pumping out V/H/S films and i will always watch the new one. it actually doesn't matter if they're good or not, that's just a bonus
I’m going to shut up. Raid has sunk its teeth quite deep into me.
If Raid: Shadow Legends ever made auto-battling a non-paid option (after running out of them) I’d consider spending some coin. SMT Dx2 is similar with needing to auto-battle most times but atleast it’s unlimited there 😒
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m going to shut up. Raid has sunk its teeth quite deep into me.
With all the rapture talk on Tik tok. Whoever feels they will be taken away I need yall to Venmo me and I’ll keep your funds safe.
(All proceeds will go to gacha spending)
(All proceeds will go to gacha spending)
September 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
With all the rapture talk on Tik tok. Whoever feels they will be taken away I need yall to Venmo me and I’ll keep your funds safe.
(All proceeds will go to gacha spending)
(All proceeds will go to gacha spending)
Love it when I see other Spanish speakers in the delulu game mode.
Craziest thing tonight was someone asking me if the mad moxxi skin I was wearing was from Rebelde telenovela 😭😭
Craziest thing tonight was someone asking me if the mad moxxi skin I was wearing was from Rebelde telenovela 😭😭
September 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Love it when I see other Spanish speakers in the delulu game mode.
Craziest thing tonight was someone asking me if the mad moxxi skin I was wearing was from Rebelde telenovela 😭😭
Craziest thing tonight was someone asking me if the mad moxxi skin I was wearing was from Rebelde telenovela 😭😭
Not sure if it’s just me, but I LOVEEEEE when I go to Panda Express and order some broccoli beef and see it’s the broccoli beef that’s been sitting there for a bit and has absorbed so much of the juices sitting at the bottom of the pan and it now has the slight brown tinge to it. It’s delicious.
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not sure if it’s just me, but I LOVEEEEE when I go to Panda Express and order some broccoli beef and see it’s the broccoli beef that’s been sitting there for a bit and has absorbed so much of the juices sitting at the bottom of the pan and it now has the slight brown tinge to it. It’s delicious.
If Raid: Shadow Legends ever made auto-battling a non-paid option (after running out of them) I’d consider spending some coin. SMT Dx2 is similar with needing to auto-battle most times but atleast it’s unlimited there 😒
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If Raid: Shadow Legends ever made auto-battling a non-paid option (after running out of them) I’d consider spending some coin. SMT Dx2 is similar with needing to auto-battle most times but atleast it’s unlimited there 😒
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
(Gachas are my guilty pleasure)
They done drained 10 vials worth of blood from me today at the doctors 😔 luckily some are for STD testing.
September 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They done drained 10 vials worth of blood from me today at the doctors 😔 luckily some are for STD testing.
My France area has developed a bit. They added the sim-city version of the Louvre in the shops and I NEEDED IT.
#SimCityBuildIt
#SimCityBuildIt
September 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My France area has developed a bit. They added the sim-city version of the Louvre in the shops and I NEEDED IT.
#SimCityBuildIt
#SimCityBuildIt
Me watching infinity castle today KNOWING DAMN WELL I haven’t even started the entertainment district arc yet 💀💀
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me watching infinity castle today KNOWING DAMN WELL I haven’t even started the entertainment district arc yet 💀💀
Older coworker was by the bakery after closing and the first thing you hear blaring out is:
“I just want to kick this shit off by saying, fuck yall”
Immediately skipped the song because I was worried some customers were still doing last minute shopping 😭
(Hiss by Megan Thee Stallion)
“I just want to kick this shit off by saying, fuck yall”
Immediately skipped the song because I was worried some customers were still doing last minute shopping 😭
(Hiss by Megan Thee Stallion)
September 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Older coworker was by the bakery after closing and the first thing you hear blaring out is:
“I just want to kick this shit off by saying, fuck yall”
Immediately skipped the song because I was worried some customers were still doing last minute shopping 😭
(Hiss by Megan Thee Stallion)
“I just want to kick this shit off by saying, fuck yall”
Immediately skipped the song because I was worried some customers were still doing last minute shopping 😭
(Hiss by Megan Thee Stallion)
Reposted by Hernald Skernald
When was the last time you heard someone get TB. Because my mom tested positively for it 😒 great way to start my day.
Now I gotta get tested.
Now I gotta get tested.
a cat is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera with the words `` nervous gulp '' written next to it .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a bed and looking at the camera with the words `` nervous gulp '' written next to it .
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When was the last time you heard someone get TB. Because my mom tested positively for it 😒 great way to start my day.
Now I gotta get tested.
Now I gotta get tested.
You ever just feel Greg speaking to you telepathically. His influence never really goes away when you play Gregtech.
September 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You ever just feel Greg speaking to you telepathically. His influence never really goes away when you play Gregtech.
Reposted by Hernald Skernald
Rubbin’ a corncob on my clit 🎼
Giving my nips a little twist 🎵
Giving my nips a little twist 🎵
September 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Rubbin’ a corncob on my clit 🎼
Giving my nips a little twist 🎵
Giving my nips a little twist 🎵
Apparently seasonal period starts next month and I seriously want my manager to hire a closer so I can do more morning shifts again 😤
September 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Apparently seasonal period starts next month and I seriously want my manager to hire a closer so I can do more morning shifts again 😤