if anyone needs me I will be wordlessly shrieking for the foreseeable future

who up wargin their hodor

when I tell Garrett I’m writing something new and he says “let me see!” then leaves me on read for an hour and a half

if I’m stressed and like “ugh I need a gummy” I don’t mean a thc gummy I mean a dr. bear grape juice gummy from the asian market

joni mitchell’s “all I want” but somewhere in there she says “I wanna hawk tuah”

what if instead of using AI to make hideous uncanny slop visual art they used it to understand that when I want to “sort by rating” I want to see 4.8s with 100,000 reviews before I see 5s with 1 review

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Clindamycin would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

gen-z grand vizier whispering "they will cook you for this, my king" in the sultan's ear

what I love about sabrina carpenter is that she does this hypersexual schtick in a way that is not to make men hard but rather to make the girlies hoot n holler

disabuse yourself of the idea that distancing yourself from the news is irresponsible if the result of paying attention is just the same but with extra despair. stay close to your friends and loved ones and defend them. you don’t need to personally know every right wing talking point to do that.

rewatching game of thrones, I wonder whose idea it was to cast lori petty as joffrey