Mietm
@mietm.bsky.social
She/Her | Ex-pat (US) teacher living in the Netherlands.
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First dentist appointment of the day. They're running behind. HOW?!
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
First dentist appointment of the day. They're running behind. HOW?!
I'm trying to get my eating under control. I'm not about to add exercise when I already eat too much, I know I'll over-reward.
So I'm counting calories. Today's scanned items: Cucumber partydrug and Carrot hormones (instead of party snack and hummus)
CHECK YOUR AUTOCORRECT
So I'm counting calories. Today's scanned items: Cucumber partydrug and Carrot hormones (instead of party snack and hummus)
CHECK YOUR AUTOCORRECT
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I'm trying to get my eating under control. I'm not about to add exercise when I already eat too much, I know I'll over-reward.
So I'm counting calories. Today's scanned items: Cucumber partydrug and Carrot hormones (instead of party snack and hummus)
CHECK YOUR AUTOCORRECT
So I'm counting calories. Today's scanned items: Cucumber partydrug and Carrot hormones (instead of party snack and hummus)
CHECK YOUR AUTOCORRECT
Me: I seek your praise. I have cooked rice to make fried rice later and I have put the chicken in the marinade in the fridge WELL before dinner time!
Richard: ♪ PRAAAAAISE ♫
Me: Thank you.
Richard: ♪ PRAAAAAISE ♫
Me: Thank you.
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Me: I seek your praise. I have cooked rice to make fried rice later and I have put the chicken in the marinade in the fridge WELL before dinner time!
Richard: ♪ PRAAAAAISE ♫
Me: Thank you.
Richard: ♪ PRAAAAAISE ♫
Me: Thank you.
*sees a very bright light shining through a window*
Jesus! What is shining that bright at that angle like that?
Narrator: It was the sun.
Jesus! What is shining that bright at that angle like that?
Narrator: It was the sun.
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
*sees a very bright light shining through a window*
Jesus! What is shining that bright at that angle like that?
Narrator: It was the sun.
Jesus! What is shining that bright at that angle like that?
Narrator: It was the sun.
Me: *grabs Bander's belt* ♪ Dooooon't youuuu .... forget about me ♫
Bander: How could I? You keep reminding me.
Bander: How could I? You keep reminding me.
January 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Me: *grabs Bander's belt* ♪ Dooooon't youuuu .... forget about me ♫
Bander: How could I? You keep reminding me.
Bander: How could I? You keep reminding me.
There is a slight chance of a snow day tomorrow. My students have NEVER had a snow day. In their lives.
Send all the snow to NL! They need the joy!!!
Send all the snow to NL! They need the joy!!!
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
There is a slight chance of a snow day tomorrow. My students have NEVER had a snow day. In their lives.
Send all the snow to NL! They need the joy!!!
Send all the snow to NL! They need the joy!!!
06:00, sitting at the table. It's snowing. Bright flash of light outside. I think "wonderful, which dipshit is setting off fireworks at six..."
*VIOLENTLY INTERRUPTED BY CRACK OF THUNDER*
*VIOLENTLY INTERRUPTED BY CRACK OF THUNDER*
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
06:00, sitting at the table. It's snowing. Bright flash of light outside. I think "wonderful, which dipshit is setting off fireworks at six..."
*VIOLENTLY INTERRUPTED BY CRACK OF THUNDER*
*VIOLENTLY INTERRUPTED BY CRACK OF THUNDER*
Today I mixed store-bought eggnog, coffee, and whiskey. Honestly, not the worst idea I've had.
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Today I mixed store-bought eggnog, coffee, and whiskey. Honestly, not the worst idea I've had.
I have a gnarly bruise on my left thigh. I had no idea what I had done to get a perfectly straight line of a bruise, at an odd angle.
Yesterday, I moved student desks back to their spots and slammed into the corner of one of them. Today I have a matching bruise on my right thigh!
Mystery solved!
Yesterday, I moved student desks back to their spots and slammed into the corner of one of them. Today I have a matching bruise on my right thigh!
Mystery solved!
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I have a gnarly bruise on my left thigh. I had no idea what I had done to get a perfectly straight line of a bruise, at an odd angle.
Yesterday, I moved student desks back to their spots and slammed into the corner of one of them. Today I have a matching bruise on my right thigh!
Mystery solved!
Yesterday, I moved student desks back to their spots and slammed into the corner of one of them. Today I have a matching bruise on my right thigh!
Mystery solved!
Get yerself a partner who knows precisely which of the ancient texts you are referencing when you shout "Estoy poopin!" out of nowhere.
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Get yerself a partner who knows precisely which of the ancient texts you are referencing when you shout "Estoy poopin!" out of nowhere.
I finally had a day where my work was done and I could relax. I played Destiny 2 for hours, baked some brookies and made some cookie dough to make cookie shot glasses this week. It was a good day!
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I finally had a day where my work was done and I could relax. I played Destiny 2 for hours, baked some brookies and made some cookie dough to make cookie shot glasses this week. It was a good day!
This lies in the center of a Venn Diagram of my interests...
www.instagram.com/p/DRdzh-WjAkb/
#EdmundFitzgerald #ArloGuthrie #AlicesRestaurant
www.instagram.com/p/DRdzh-WjAkb/
#EdmundFitzgerald #ArloGuthrie #AlicesRestaurant
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November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This lies in the center of a Venn Diagram of my interests...
www.instagram.com/p/DRdzh-WjAkb/
#EdmundFitzgerald #ArloGuthrie #AlicesRestaurant
www.instagram.com/p/DRdzh-WjAkb/
#EdmundFitzgerald #ArloGuthrie #AlicesRestaurant
Was ordering groceries and we had beer in the order - so the age check popped "Are you older than 18?"
Me: I think I'm older than 18...
Bander: I HOPE SO! THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!
Me: I think I'm older than 18...
Bander: I HOPE SO! THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Was ordering groceries and we had beer in the order - so the age check popped "Are you older than 18?"
Me: I think I'm older than 18...
Bander: I HOPE SO! THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!
Me: I think I'm older than 18...
Bander: I HOPE SO! THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!
De Sint is hier!
Sinterklaas arrives in the Netherlands today, with his assistant, Piet (many, many Pieten). He arrived on the island of Texel (pronounced TEH-suhl).
So far, this year, no blackface to be seen in Schiedam! Progress!
Sinterklaas arrives in the Netherlands today, with his assistant, Piet (many, many Pieten). He arrived on the island of Texel (pronounced TEH-suhl).
So far, this year, no blackface to be seen in Schiedam! Progress!
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
De Sint is hier!
Sinterklaas arrives in the Netherlands today, with his assistant, Piet (many, many Pieten). He arrived on the island of Texel (pronounced TEH-suhl).
So far, this year, no blackface to be seen in Schiedam! Progress!
Sinterklaas arrives in the Netherlands today, with his assistant, Piet (many, many Pieten). He arrived on the island of Texel (pronounced TEH-suhl).
So far, this year, no blackface to be seen in Schiedam! Progress!
"Thanksgiving is getting more expensive"
...don't I know it!
...don't I know it!
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Thanksgiving is getting more expensive"
...don't I know it!
...don't I know it!
This week I start teaching the littles about the relationship the Netherlands has with water.
Now I'm taking photos of high and low tides in Rotterdam and looking for NAP markers to take pictures of.
The more I learn the more I am simply in awe of the engineering involved. For more than 400 years.
Now I'm taking photos of high and low tides in Rotterdam and looking for NAP markers to take pictures of.
The more I learn the more I am simply in awe of the engineering involved. For more than 400 years.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
This week I start teaching the littles about the relationship the Netherlands has with water.
Now I'm taking photos of high and low tides in Rotterdam and looking for NAP markers to take pictures of.
The more I learn the more I am simply in awe of the engineering involved. For more than 400 years.
Now I'm taking photos of high and low tides in Rotterdam and looking for NAP markers to take pictures of.
The more I learn the more I am simply in awe of the engineering involved. For more than 400 years.
There is an absolutely horrible whining noise outside that's going at about 440hz (a tuning A note) and I can hear it in every room of the house and it's definitely coming from outside the house and not my tinnitus.
Also, to the fucker who set off the fireworks at 1:45 am. You suck.
Also, to the fucker who set off the fireworks at 1:45 am. You suck.
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There is an absolutely horrible whining noise outside that's going at about 440hz (a tuning A note) and I can hear it in every room of the house and it's definitely coming from outside the house and not my tinnitus.
Also, to the fucker who set off the fireworks at 1:45 am. You suck.
Also, to the fucker who set off the fireworks at 1:45 am. You suck.
I wanted to watch a fun film called "Caramelo" about a stray dog and a chef who become buddies... But there are so many very loud licking/slurping/chewing noises that I just can't watch it. ARGH!
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I wanted to watch a fun film called "Caramelo" about a stray dog and a chef who become buddies... But there are so many very loud licking/slurping/chewing noises that I just can't watch it. ARGH!
I've been playing Blue Prince and I really like it, though I'm not enjoying how much of my success depends entirely on rng. Probably one of my greatest frustration points in many games.
(there are reasons I find no pleasure from gambling)
#BluePrince #RNG
(there are reasons I find no pleasure from gambling)
#BluePrince #RNG
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I've been playing Blue Prince and I really like it, though I'm not enjoying how much of my success depends entirely on rng. Probably one of my greatest frustration points in many games.
(there are reasons I find no pleasure from gambling)
#BluePrince #RNG
(there are reasons I find no pleasure from gambling)
#BluePrince #RNG
I'm an American married to a Dutch citizen and living in the Netherlands. I teach Dutch kids from a Dutch perspective. We're learning about something called "Het Plakkaat van Verlatinghe."
This was the document where the Netherlands formally declared independence from Spain in 1581.
This was the document where the Netherlands formally declared independence from Spain in 1581.
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I'm an American married to a Dutch citizen and living in the Netherlands. I teach Dutch kids from a Dutch perspective. We're learning about something called "Het Plakkaat van Verlatinghe."
This was the document where the Netherlands formally declared independence from Spain in 1581.
This was the document where the Netherlands formally declared independence from Spain in 1581.
Highlight of the day:
Correcting math work, this kid has gotten it WAY wrong.
There is a row of boxes, and in each progressive box, you add the same, predetermined amount (practicing multiplication).
I stared and stared and stared... how could he get it so wrong...
"Holy shit. He fibonacci'd."
Correcting math work, this kid has gotten it WAY wrong.
There is a row of boxes, and in each progressive box, you add the same, predetermined amount (practicing multiplication).
I stared and stared and stared... how could he get it so wrong...
"Holy shit. He fibonacci'd."
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Highlight of the day:
Correcting math work, this kid has gotten it WAY wrong.
There is a row of boxes, and in each progressive box, you add the same, predetermined amount (practicing multiplication).
I stared and stared and stared... how could he get it so wrong...
"Holy shit. He fibonacci'd."
Correcting math work, this kid has gotten it WAY wrong.
There is a row of boxes, and in each progressive box, you add the same, predetermined amount (practicing multiplication).
I stared and stared and stared... how could he get it so wrong...
"Holy shit. He fibonacci'd."
Hey Mietm, how did you spend your morning?
"Oh, you know, being educated by @merriam-webster.com that homographs and homophones are actually both types of homonyms."
Gosh dang, I love learning.
"Oh, you know, being educated by @merriam-webster.com that homographs and homophones are actually both types of homonyms."
Gosh dang, I love learning.
September 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Hey Mietm, how did you spend your morning?
"Oh, you know, being educated by @merriam-webster.com that homographs and homophones are actually both types of homonyms."
Gosh dang, I love learning.
"Oh, you know, being educated by @merriam-webster.com that homographs and homophones are actually both types of homonyms."
Gosh dang, I love learning.
"Hey Mietm, what did you do tonight?"
"I boogied down at the dinner table to 'Magical Sound Shower' from OutRun with the husband."
"I boogied down at the dinner table to 'Magical Sound Shower' from OutRun with the husband."
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Hey Mietm, what did you do tonight?"
"I boogied down at the dinner table to 'Magical Sound Shower' from OutRun with the husband."
"I boogied down at the dinner table to 'Magical Sound Shower' from OutRun with the husband."
In a shocking turn of content... look what I found at the liquor shop!
August 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In a shocking turn of content... look what I found at the liquor shop!
When I was a music teacher, I saw ALL the children in the school, once a week.
Now I'm a classroom teacher and I'm going to see the same 22 kids every single day. School starts September 1.
Time to revive my "Highlight of the day" habit!
Now I'm a classroom teacher and I'm going to see the same 22 kids every single day. School starts September 1.
Time to revive my "Highlight of the day" habit!
August 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
When I was a music teacher, I saw ALL the children in the school, once a week.
Now I'm a classroom teacher and I'm going to see the same 22 kids every single day. School starts September 1.
Time to revive my "Highlight of the day" habit!
Now I'm a classroom teacher and I'm going to see the same 22 kids every single day. School starts September 1.
Time to revive my "Highlight of the day" habit!