Midniteblaze
@midniteblaze.bsky.social
Wild cherry and cream wasn’t doing it for me so I chose violence
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Wild cherry and cream wasn’t doing it for me so I chose violence
If Gex were released today everyone would accuse his lines of being AI generated
June 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If Gex were released today everyone would accuse his lines of being AI generated
Why don’t tornados take fall damage
May 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Why don’t tornados take fall damage
If blood pressure can be high why doesn’t that make mosquitos and ticks explode the moment they start sucking that shit
May 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If blood pressure can be high why doesn’t that make mosquitos and ticks explode the moment they start sucking that shit
This can’t be watermelon
My four lokos never taste this good
My four lokos never taste this good
May 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This can’t be watermelon
My four lokos never taste this good
My four lokos never taste this good
Giving burnt ends another try
May 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Giving burnt ends another try
What if they did red smoke just to see how everyone reacts
May 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What if they did red smoke just to see how everyone reacts
Kicked out of the hotel for browsing the lobby pc like this
April 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Kicked out of the hotel for browsing the lobby pc like this
She will be judging my timing tonight
April 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
She will be judging my timing tonight
Quit dancing around us like this
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Quit dancing around us like this
It’s flat fuck Friday
April 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s flat fuck Friday
always rough spending the night away from her
April 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
always rough spending the night away from her
Just heard the lunk alarm at planet fitness for the first time and that mf scared the piss out of me.
Not Midwest friendly
Not Midwest friendly
March 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just heard the lunk alarm at planet fitness for the first time and that mf scared the piss out of me.
Not Midwest friendly
Not Midwest friendly
I need customers to stop throwing food at me every other stop and getting offended when I decline because I hate wasting food. Keep the BBQ coming tho.
March 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I need customers to stop throwing food at me every other stop and getting offended when I decline because I hate wasting food. Keep the BBQ coming tho.
Dollar Generals are closing at the same rate taco trucks are popping up. This is the correction I need
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dollar Generals are closing at the same rate taco trucks are popping up. This is the correction I need
If anyone got eyes on Uncle Sam tell him I’m looking for him
March 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If anyone got eyes on Uncle Sam tell him I’m looking for him
❌incorrect❌
Escelator
Escelator
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
❌incorrect❌
Escelator
Escelator
Is that even legal
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Is that even legal
What am I suppose to call a pad miss when I’m playing with a controller
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What am I suppose to call a pad miss when I’m playing with a controller
I have company over for maybe two hours and then the girls come out afterwords and start scanning the whole house like roombas on their first run
March 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have company over for maybe two hours and then the girls come out afterwords and start scanning the whole house like roombas on their first run
When the signs says "no trucks allowed" but I have a delivery down the road
March 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When the signs says "no trucks allowed" but I have a delivery down the road
You vs the guys she tells you not to worry about
February 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You vs the guys she tells you not to worry about
Grocers when you pull up with the 15 pallet order they approved two days ago.
January 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grocers when you pull up with the 15 pallet order they approved two days ago.