Shihōin Yoruichi
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those influencers.
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Yoruichi is a periodic Escape From Tarkov player. She usually runs pistols only, and uses proximity chat to lull people into a false sense of security. She refers to it as Social Engineering: The Game.
June 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yoruichi is a periodic Escape From Tarkov player. She usually runs pistols only, and uses proximity chat to lull people into a false sense of security. She refers to it as Social Engineering: The Game.
"Well, would you rather I assaulted you while shouting, '¿¡AY CARAMBA, DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!?' I can still make that happen if you really want it."
June 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Well, would you rather I assaulted you while shouting, '¿¡AY CARAMBA, DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA!?' I can still make that happen if you really want it."
It was just about that time to head off and overnight on a beach in Tahiti. Don't wait up for Yoruichi's birthday.
January 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It was just about that time to head off and overnight on a beach in Tahiti. Don't wait up for Yoruichi's birthday.
Specifically for Cyberpunk and Terminator Verses.
Dan Henig - Danger Snow (slowed and reverb)
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December 28, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Specifically for Cyberpunk and Terminator Verses.
Yoruichi had rigged up an aluminum pole on a stand and appeared to be ready to throw down.
December 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Yoruichi had rigged up an aluminum pole on a stand and appeared to be ready to throw down.
"No, no, I think you should trust showerporpoise-qG82b on this one."
December 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
"No, no, I think you should trust showerporpoise-qG82b on this one."
“I just want to make an omelet.”
December 23, 2024 at 3:45 PM
“I just want to make an omelet.”
"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"
December 23, 2024 at 11:02 AM
"You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet!"
"You know the movie White Men Can't Jump? '92, not '23. You could make something similar called Shinigami Can't Withstand G's."
December 23, 2024 at 10:32 AM
"You know the movie White Men Can't Jump? '92, not '23. You could make something similar called Shinigami Can't Withstand G's."
"So, was anyone going to tell me I was in Marvel Rivals, or...?"
December 23, 2024 at 10:21 AM
"So, was anyone going to tell me I was in Marvel Rivals, or...?"
BLV - Badunkadunk (Official Video)
YouTube video by BLVVEVO
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November 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
"Hey there, demons; it's me: ya boy."
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
"Hey there, demons; it's me: ya boy."
Yoruichi was definitely adding secretly fleece-lined pants and leggings to her shop inventory in the Seireitei.
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Yoruichi was definitely adding secretly fleece-lined pants and leggings to her shop inventory in the Seireitei.
Reposted by Shihōin Yoruichi
November 10, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by Shihōin Yoruichi
"That sounds like an incredibly smart, sassy, beautiful-titted bitch that said that."
November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
"That sounds like an incredibly smart, sassy, beautiful-titted bitch that said that."
Putting away the ice cream where it could be easily found in the local freezer, Yoruichi returned with a cold glass of water and handed it over. "Well, at least it looks like I'm not gonna have to hold your hair back. Good."
Another whine. Her ice creeeeeam...!!
She pouts, huffing.
"Nh... water, please..."
She pouts, huffing.
"Nh... water, please..."
She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Putting away the ice cream where it could be easily found in the local freezer, Yoruichi returned with a cold glass of water and handed it over. "Well, at least it looks like I'm not gonna have to hold your hair back. Good."
She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"
Whines drunkenly, but otherwise nods, shoveling another spoonful in her mouth...
Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
She let it happen, before giving a head pat and taking away the container and spoon in a light but decisive way. "I meant when you wake up. You'll want to save some for then: sugar will help with a hangover. You need anything else right now? Water? Pillow?"
Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."
I'm gonna be hubgover tomorrow.m..
Ugh... being reminded of all I let slip through my fingers is puttin' a pit in my stomach...
...I'm gonna go get some ice cream and soju and eat that feeling away.
...I'm gonna go get some ice cream and soju and eat that feeling away.
November 19, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Yoruichi put a blanket over Tatsuki. "Have some more ice cream then. It'll help."
"What you should be asking yourself is: why settle for just red flags, when you can have *infrared* flags?"
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
"What you should be asking yourself is: why settle for just red flags, when you can have *infrared* flags?"
"Have you ever really thought about how a pair of reject Planeteers made 11th Division completely non-combat effective in two or three hours without even using anything as strong as Shikai?"
October 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM
"Have you ever really thought about how a pair of reject Planeteers made 11th Division completely non-combat effective in two or three hours without even using anything as strong as Shikai?"
"You!... The one who is moving now! Experience Bij."
October 27, 2024 at 11:06 AM
"You!... The one who is moving now! Experience Bij."
"You know, Heisenberg in Resident Evil 8 is really just Metal Kisuke."
October 27, 2024 at 8:34 AM
"You know, Heisenberg in Resident Evil 8 is really just Metal Kisuke."
"Show me your motivation."
October 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
"Show me your motivation."