Lockjaw!!!!!! Big beautiful girl!!!

Trying to find a way to break my friend Lucy out for some playtime

Can someone get me a blanket & cover me up?

The posture of a pup that just heard the doorbell ring

The bullmastiff version of hunting prey (ok fine, chasing the ducks out of my yard). I get as low to the ground as possible before being winded by my 10 yard dash.

Shop life- while dad prints his shirts, I yearn for the outdoors and a bigger chair.

Someone has to either make kitchen countertops lower or I need to grow a little taller so that I can see what it is on the counter that smells so good. Smells yummy!!

Why lie down on a large area of bed space when you can lie on top of dad who is riding the rail?

“Something stinks in Denmark”. So bad I need to hide my snoot in the couch cushions to stop myself from wanting to roll in the fishy smell.

Bullmastiffs have an estimated bite force of 250-300 psi. The only thing this snuggoholic wants to use that pressure on is a piece of bacon.

Every new beginning, comes from some other beginnings end. Here’s to new beginnings