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Survived #DryJanuary, Successful #WetFebrewery, Age Verified as an Old Fart
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Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves
These always make me smile
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sunday Factoid:-

Dogs born between November 22nd and December 21st are Sagitterriers
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
People who use an apostrophe to pluralise words should be fined!

Let's call it an apostro'fee
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ricky Martin: She's into superstitions, black cats, and voodoo dolls

Me: [staring at my Guess Who board]; I'm gonna need you to be just a little more specific

Ricky Martin: She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain?

Me: erm... no

Ricky Martin: [sadly flips down Maria]
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
According to Homeopathy water has a memory...

Beer of course contains traces of amnesia
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm a Celebrity Thought for Today:-

If only we could watch the Australian version.

That would be weird, having to survive in London eating kebabs and taking part in Shepherds Bush tucker trials
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Most skunks are teetotal. Some like the odd Beer, but for most the association with drunkenness is very unfair
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I ordered a copy of 'How to Communicate With Deaf People' from Amazon, when it arrived today the delivery driver asked me if I could sign for it, I thought, give me a chance, I’ve not read it yet...
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm a Celebrity Thought for Today:-

You're not a Celebrity, we're going to leave you in there
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today’s Silly Pop Pun:-

The song 'A Horse With No Name' by the band America doesn’t mention the fact that when they’d been through the desert, the horse's hair fell off

They had to re-mane nameless...
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thursday Trivia:-

There are now a record number of male hairdressers in this country.

More evidence of our society's descent into barbarism…
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
TV Thought:-

'It Takes Two' is an okay name for Strictly's discussion show but I'd would have called it 'Strictly Speaking'
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM