Not wanting to be declared superfluous, Trump dutifully obeyed Elon's order to list 5 things he did last week: played golf, kissed Putin's ass, deported brown refugees, gave white Africans refugee status, lied countless times. And as a bonus, started referring to himself as 'king'.

The parallels between this Doge s...show and the Cultural Revolution are striking.

The simple explanation is Trump negotiated access to top secret Russian intelligence. It reveals that what we all saw were actually Ukrainian planes painted to look like Russian bombers hitting Kiev and repainted tanks pouring across the border. Obviously, Ukraine invaded itself!

Trump, Vance and Musk want Germany's leaders to empower fascists. What could go wrong?

Here's a deal. Trump gets Greenland from Denmark. Denmark gets Washington, Oregon and California. We get better healthcare, education, way fewer guns.

This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10