No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I like how the algorithm is like this guy is going to be interested in a jug of sauce or a twee theme park comb that reminds him of his childhood and makes him weep

The 13th Annual Rock and Roll Reading returns to #AWP at 6 p.m. March 4 @metrobaltimore.bsky.social. Fifteen writers from across the country will read work about or inspired by Rock and Roll (or any of its precursors or offshoots), each for just the length of a song.

Drinking blue drinks is the closest I ever get to feeling actual happiness

sign for a market i'm doing at the mall this weekend.

Compared to a vintage Changeable which is a masterpiece in toy format

That's the one I want too! The pumpkin bucket is becoming overdone. Give me weird shit like soda fountains!

I can't decide if I love this or completely hate it. I want fun tiny foods that transform into robots like the old ones, but this self-ordering kiosk with fry hands has its charms

One of my talents is perfectly executing highly processed frozen foods like I'm trying to win a reality chef competition

Might I tempt anyone scrolling by with a plastic side of sunny side up eggs and a buttered dinner roll that I found in the thrift store grab bag and keep on my writing desk? (superfog gas for scale)

Algorithm please find me people who would be interested in seven trash bags of ALF dolls open.substack.com/pub/mmcarrig...