gay people in toronto: no cops at pride!! 👏 except for when I call the police to evict all the homeless people from this park and throw all their belongings in the trash so that we can have our TD-bank-sponsored-dance-party!!!! 👏

I sometimes question whether I'm actually into men but then I saw demon king ganondorf in totk and was like "damn wtf why did Nintendo make him so hot". I'd smash, and not in the ssb kinda way