michel
@micheldevon.bsky.social
Hooters is the kid-friendly strip club you can go to visitation weekends.
April 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hooters is the kid-friendly strip club you can go to visitation weekends.
It's Friday during Lent and there probably isn't a pope anymore... Live it up, go have a cheeseburger.
March 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's Friday during Lent and there probably isn't a pope anymore... Live it up, go have a cheeseburger.
Ellen Pompeo could have been a real doctor by now.
March 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ellen Pompeo could have been a real doctor by now.
The best part about social media is that you get to watch all of your friends slowly turn into "Crazy People", all while maintaining the delusion that you're not.
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The best part about social media is that you get to watch all of your friends slowly turn into "Crazy People", all while maintaining the delusion that you're not.
No discernible plot, subpar graphics and absolutely no replay value. TurboTax is hands down the worst video game I have ever played.
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No discernible plot, subpar graphics and absolutely no replay value. TurboTax is hands down the worst video game I have ever played.
Of all of the overwhelmingly stressful things in the world, I was not expecting the Race Car Shopping Cart to be one of them.
February 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Of all of the overwhelmingly stressful things in the world, I was not expecting the Race Car Shopping Cart to be one of them.
Alright beverage engineers, we need you all to design an iced tea brewer that sounds like someone urinating for five minutes!
February 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Alright beverage engineers, we need you all to design an iced tea brewer that sounds like someone urinating for five minutes!
I wish I had pop-tarts. Will someone bring me pop-tarts? Or a reasonably flavored facsimile?
February 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wish I had pop-tarts. Will someone bring me pop-tarts? Or a reasonably flavored facsimile?
Did you know you can buy cookies all year round? Grocery stores sell them.
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Did you know you can buy cookies all year round? Grocery stores sell them.
Most days I feel like I'm mainlining cortisol.
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Most days I feel like I'm mainlining cortisol.
It's kinda weird when you see a photo on the internet and you immediately think, "This picture is going to be in a history textbook one day. Not our history textbook. Someone else's."
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's kinda weird when you see a photo on the internet and you immediately think, "This picture is going to be in a history textbook one day. Not our history textbook. Someone else's."
There's a family in the neighborhood that must have succumbed to Carbon Monoxide poisoning over the holidays and are sitting, mummified, in their living room surrounded by half-open gifts because I can't think of any other reason why ALL of their Christmas decorations are still up.
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There's a family in the neighborhood that must have succumbed to Carbon Monoxide poisoning over the holidays and are sitting, mummified, in their living room surrounded by half-open gifts because I can't think of any other reason why ALL of their Christmas decorations are still up.
Icepocalypse '25 is a disappointing sequel in the franchise.
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Icepocalypse '25 is a disappointing sequel in the franchise.
Can I just drag my old dead Christmas tree into the middle of a field and leave it? It's a victimless crime.
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Can I just drag my old dead Christmas tree into the middle of a field and leave it? It's a victimless crime.
Someday you too can be a Technical Theatre Director and bleed for your art.
January 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Someday you too can be a Technical Theatre Director and bleed for your art.
My blood work says I'm winning the fight for cholesterol. My arteries are greased up and slippery. It makes my blood flow faster!
January 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My blood work says I'm winning the fight for cholesterol. My arteries are greased up and slippery. It makes my blood flow faster!
The amenity that best characterizes our neighborhood is the burned down house.
January 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The amenity that best characterizes our neighborhood is the burned down house.
Every time my 20-month-old climbs to the top level of a playground structure, my brain auto plays "Tears in Heaven."
December 31, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Every time my 20-month-old climbs to the top level of a playground structure, my brain auto plays "Tears in Heaven."
I need a microwave with a switch that'll turn the sound off. No one needs to know I'm heating up enchiladas at 1:30 in the morning.
December 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I need a microwave with a switch that'll turn the sound off. No one needs to know I'm heating up enchiladas at 1:30 in the morning.