Michael
Michael
@michaelthec.bsky.social
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Maybe I’m gonna nuke all the politics stuff I’m following on here and start over again. Feels like a need a reset button to get Bluesky to work…
April 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The fact that I may be about to use Tapestry just for browsing BlueSky feels like a silent referendum about how bad the default BlueSky app is but I can’t put my finger on exactly why…
March 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Have you said “thank you” once?
March 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sometimes people just say dumb shit that, with enough more-than-three-syllable words and subordinate clauses, allow people to misinterpret their gobbledygook to be works of genius.
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Laying in bed wondering if I have thought in me this morning. Survey says no. Ugh.
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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how i’m dealing with meetings on friday
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Since I’m still playing Pokémon TCG might as well see if I can solicit some friends.
November 26, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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Honestly, this is all I want right now
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
What did people like about Knock at the Cabin again?
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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do not allow Dylan Hafertepen a platform here. block and report him judiciously.
Even if this isn't the real one it's still someone who thinks, "cult leader who got people killed" is cool. Block block block.
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Hot Wicked take: Your liberty to swing (sing?) your fist ends where my nose (ears?) begins.
November 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Oh this is happening on here too. Lovely.
November 16, 2024 at 7:09 PM
My issue used to be the time that McDonald's started lunch; now my issue is the time that McDonald's ends breakfast. Is this what it means to mature?
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Good morning Bluesky!
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Suddenly seized by the desire to break out my old Minidisc player and make some mixtapes…
November 16, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I don’t want to shit too hard on BS after just arriving here but I swear if I see one more pseudo-influencer account complaining about not having enough people follow them or wondering why people won’t follow them I’m gonna start replying with screenshots of their follower/following ratios.
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Good things about academia: research
Bad things about academia: reading research
Worse things about academia: talking about research
Worst things about academia: writing about research
November 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Also good morning.
November 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Looking at my popular with friends feed there is so much dong. Well done, Bluesky.
November 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I don’t know if I triggered an algorithm somewhere but I’m getting fed Wicked ads absolutely everywhere now and honestly? I’m now kinda down with it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:02 AM
It dipped to 37F on the way home from work today and my body has clearly not been properly winterized yet.
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Hi Bluesky, not sure what I’m doing here yet, but nice to meet you!
November 13, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Huh. Who knew that if you went to bed an hour early you'd wake up when you normally do in the morning but feel physically better.

Then feel crappy because I'll be damned if I let those Benjamin Franklin wannabes win.
November 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM