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these irradiated land-squit are not in the ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITTANICA
Expected to reach 43°C (around 109°F) today. There are SEVERE HEAT WARNINGS.
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Remember that nuclear physicist who was assassinated?
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Eh 🤷
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
No matter what they say, Benny will always be Mascot of the Year.
a bull mascot wearing a bulls jersey and a pink wig
Alt: Animated gif of the chicago bulls team mascot--a fluffy bull character covered in red fur. Benny is wearing a Bulls jersey, wobbling his head and raising his hand.
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
With the impending fall of civilisation it's time to get back to basics
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Listening to Milli Vanilli
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)
YouTube video by Quad City DJs - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
A sign flashes in an empty stadium:

FREE HOTDOGS
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
they don't call it LAMOtrigine for no reason
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Remember that nuclear physicist who was assassinated?
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
????
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Incredible news here, folks
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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#TheXFiles Now on VideoCassette!
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What if I don't want to "get the full experience by downloading the app"??
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sometimes I freak out about the fact we have veins and stuff
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
sunday is a day, i'll give it that
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How is it possible that I can't kill a moth with the power of my mind.
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My imagination is the ultimate weapon because it allows me to imagine that my imagination is the ultimate weapon.
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm so sick of IT and that fucking clown, like, all I wanna see is the man in black fleeing across the desert. 🤬
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If things take too long, remember to speed up time.
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Nation's top fusion scientist assassinated in his home in one of the safest cities in the country isn't an omen, it's an operation.

This should be a much bigger story. You know, like it is when a nuclear scientist is assassinated in Iran.
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Gets dark early this time of year, so I bought Rocket a light up collar.

But you see, he’s very floofy.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Important: Visionary author and filmmaker Garth Marenghi has a YouTube channel
Garth Marenghi
Garth Marenghi is a visionary horror author, director, and dream-weaver.
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Interloper"
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM