Michael Parsons
@michaelparsons.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Self-proclaimed geek. Occasional #Arthrogryposis Dad blogger. High functioning procrastinator, white-knuckling the safety bar on life’s rollercoaster.
My audiobook library is turning into a mixture of smartass AIs and fantasy smut with a random memoir bridging the gap.
July 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My audiobook library is turning into a mixture of smartass AIs and fantasy smut with a random memoir bridging the gap.
First time I’ve had, across the board, matching profile images on social media in maybe ever
June 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
First time I’ve had, across the board, matching profile images on social media in maybe ever
The Greene Affect Store is LIVE! 💙
The #HGSTRONG Collection, inspired by Harrison’s journey, is available now — with all profits going to fund an inclusive playground at Mt. Vernon Elementary.
#AMCAwareness #InclusionMatters
shop.thegreeneaffect.com/collections/...
The #HGSTRONG Collection, inspired by Harrison’s journey, is available now — with all profits going to fund an inclusive playground at Mt. Vernon Elementary.
#AMCAwareness #InclusionMatters
shop.thegreeneaffect.com/collections/...
HGSTRONG Collection (AMC Awareness 2025) | The Greene Affect
The official shop of The Greene Affect. Discover the latest content, shop merchandise, and more.
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June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Greene Affect Store is LIVE! 💙
The #HGSTRONG Collection, inspired by Harrison’s journey, is available now — with all profits going to fund an inclusive playground at Mt. Vernon Elementary.
#AMCAwareness #InclusionMatters
shop.thegreeneaffect.com/collections/...
The #HGSTRONG Collection, inspired by Harrison’s journey, is available now — with all profits going to fund an inclusive playground at Mt. Vernon Elementary.
#AMCAwareness #InclusionMatters
shop.thegreeneaffect.com/collections/...
I know the moment is coming soon, but I’m already dreading the return of mowing season
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I know the moment is coming soon, but I’m already dreading the return of mowing season
A Letter To the Birthday Boy.
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To the Birthday Boy!
Hey there, birthday boy. Today, you turn four. I can’t help but feel like this is a milestone birthday for you, so I wanted to write you a little note. Plus, it’s been a minute since I’ve done somet
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March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A Letter To the Birthday Boy.
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www.thegreeneaffect.com/to-the-birth...
I miss this kind of view.
I feel like I can breathe here.
I feel like I can breathe here.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I miss this kind of view.
I feel like I can breathe here.
I feel like I can breathe here.
My child unknowingly mocks me with that hair
February 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My child unknowingly mocks me with that hair
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#Netflix is raising their prices yet again
• Ad-supported is increasing $1 and is now $7.99 a month
• Premium is increasing $2 and is now $24.99 a month
• Ad-supported is increasing $1 and is now $7.99 a month
• Premium is increasing $2 and is now $24.99 a month
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#Netflix is raising their prices yet again
• Ad-supported is increasing $1 and is now $7.99 a month
• Premium is increasing $2 and is now $24.99 a month
• Ad-supported is increasing $1 and is now $7.99 a month
• Premium is increasing $2 and is now $24.99 a month
Support for Windows 10 ends in October, so of course we’ve just started testing Windows 11.
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Support for Windows 10 ends in October, so of course we’ve just started testing Windows 11.
I’m not going to admit how often I say Mercari rather than Meraki but it happens more than it should.
January 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m not going to admit how often I say Mercari rather than Meraki but it happens more than it should.
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Natalie Portman Reportedly Reprising Her Role as Padmé Amidala in AHSOKA Season 2
Natalie Portman Reportedly Reprising Her Role as Padmé Amidala in AHSOKA Season 2
A big new Star Wars rumor has surfaced, and this one is about the possible return of Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala in Ahsoka Season 2. According to insider Kristian Harloff on his podcast, Dave Filoni...
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January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Natalie Portman Reportedly Reprising Her Role as Padmé Amidala in AHSOKA Season 2
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Just sharing how awesome this kid is!
From the tiniest flickers of movement as a baby to now intentional control as an almost 4-year-old! Harrison is always pushing boundaries, exploring new ways to do things, and is truly the most determined kiddo.
From the tiniest flickers of movement as a baby to now intentional control as an almost 4-year-old! Harrison is always pushing boundaries, exploring new ways to do things, and is truly the most determined kiddo.
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just sharing how awesome this kid is!
From the tiniest flickers of movement as a baby to now intentional control as an almost 4-year-old! Harrison is always pushing boundaries, exploring new ways to do things, and is truly the most determined kiddo.
From the tiniest flickers of movement as a baby to now intentional control as an almost 4-year-old! Harrison is always pushing boundaries, exploring new ways to do things, and is truly the most determined kiddo.
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
Few things get on my nerves more than when people end a message, that isn’t even meant to be funny, with “hahaha”
January 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Few things get on my nerves more than when people end a message, that isn’t even meant to be funny, with “hahaha”
I'm trying to find the best print-on-demand site for some shirt and sticker designs.
Lots of thoughts and opinions online, with no real distinct winner
Lots of thoughts and opinions online, with no real distinct winner
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm trying to find the best print-on-demand site for some shirt and sticker designs.
Lots of thoughts and opinions online, with no real distinct winner
Lots of thoughts and opinions online, with no real distinct winner
Those first day back to school after being off 3.5 weeks vibes are strong in this house.
January 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Those first day back to school after being off 3.5 weeks vibes are strong in this house.
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Pogonotrophy [po-GAH-nuh-troh-fee]
(n.)
-The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
“Women once preferred their gents imberb, but these days, practitioners of pogonotrophy are the superstars of swoon.”
(n.)
-The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
“Women once preferred their gents imberb, but these days, practitioners of pogonotrophy are the superstars of swoon.”
January 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pogonotrophy [po-GAH-nuh-troh-fee]
(n.)
-The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
“Women once preferred their gents imberb, but these days, practitioners of pogonotrophy are the superstars of swoon.”
(n.)
-The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
“Women once preferred their gents imberb, but these days, practitioners of pogonotrophy are the superstars of swoon.”
Aaaand….I’ve only watched Stranger Things
January 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Aaaand….I’ve only watched Stranger Things
I really should use this account more, just based off this fact alone
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #539,182!
Knew I was on here early, but didn’t think it was that early
Knew I was on here early, but didn’t think it was that early
January 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I really should use this account more, just based off this fact alone
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Happy Life Day everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBN...
Star Wars Holiday Special: 5K 60fps Upscale (1978)
YouTube video by Retro Recipes 🕹️ vintage tech + tv
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December 25, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Happy Life Day everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBN...
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it’s midnight!, lets go! #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 AM
it’s midnight!, lets go! #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
There have been times where I genuinely wasn’t sure if we’d ever get these types of things.
Extremely thankful for the small things.
#HappyThanksgiving
Extremely thankful for the small things.
#HappyThanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
There have been times where I genuinely wasn’t sure if we’d ever get these types of things.
Extremely thankful for the small things.
#HappyThanksgiving
Extremely thankful for the small things.
#HappyThanksgiving