Michael J Hildebrand
@michaeljhildebrand.bsky.social
Artist/Illustrator/Graphic Designer/Dog Lover/ Brooklyn NY
Art available at:
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"tasteless weirdo"
Art available at:
michaeljhildebrand.com
"tasteless weirdo"
Pinned
A spattering of pieces from the past year (vid from beginning of summer, so there’s a bunch more since then)
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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25% off of purchases over $300 using code:
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*discount code available from Nov 14th to 23rd, 2025
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Afternoon drawing using a photo of a gorgeous wrestler in the middle of taking off his singlet as reference. I loved his face in this moment and had to sketch it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Afternoon drawing using a photo of a gorgeous wrestler in the middle of taking off his singlet as reference. I loved his face in this moment and had to sketch it.
“Flying Blind”
Had a bit of fun playing with my Turkey gravy wing and that handsome fella’s face from last week.
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Had a bit of fun playing with my Turkey gravy wing and that handsome fella’s face from last week.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Flying Blind”
Had a bit of fun playing with my Turkey gravy wing and that handsome fella’s face from last week.
michaeljhildebrand.threadless.com/designs/flyi...
Had a bit of fun playing with my Turkey gravy wing and that handsome fella’s face from last week.
michaeljhildebrand.threadless.com/designs/flyi...
Turkey Gravy (2025)
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Turkey Gravy (2025)
Dark chocolate cookies with eggnog royal icing
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dark chocolate cookies with eggnog royal icing
My pecan-pepper jack thyme & rosemary bread, siracha-basil-Dijon-mayo, roasted tomatoes, sharp cheddar cheese, pepper & brown-sugar bacon and a perfectly cooked egg.
Seriously, not to toot my own horn but it was the best sandwich I’ve ever made.
Seriously, not to toot my own horn but it was the best sandwich I’ve ever made.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My pecan-pepper jack thyme & rosemary bread, siracha-basil-Dijon-mayo, roasted tomatoes, sharp cheddar cheese, pepper & brown-sugar bacon and a perfectly cooked egg.
Seriously, not to toot my own horn but it was the best sandwich I’ve ever made.
Seriously, not to toot my own horn but it was the best sandwich I’ve ever made.
Handsome Face 282 (Sunny Day)
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November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Handsome Face 282 (Sunny Day)
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Yesterday afternoon’s painting using a photo of a pretty fella as reference & inspiration (12”x14”, high flow acrylic on paper).
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yesterday afternoon’s painting using a photo of a pretty fella as reference & inspiration (12”x14”, high flow acrylic on paper).
“The Death of MAGA”
Finally a petal of hope growing from the decay of this rotting corpse.
Finally a petal of hope growing from the decay of this rotting corpse.
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“The Death of MAGA”
Finally a petal of hope growing from the decay of this rotting corpse.
Finally a petal of hope growing from the decay of this rotting corpse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Día de los Muertos (2019)
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Día de los Muertos (2019)
V O T E • M A M D A N I
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
V O T E • M A M D A N I
TAX the (muthafuckin) RICH!
I started this yesterday… but it made me too mad.
3 of the top 20 richest are from the Walton family. 2 are Koch family members. And Amazon just announced it will be firing upwards of 14,000 employees.
music clip: “Room of Fools” by FKA twigs
I started this yesterday… but it made me too mad.
3 of the top 20 richest are from the Walton family. 2 are Koch family members. And Amazon just announced it will be firing upwards of 14,000 employees.
music clip: “Room of Fools” by FKA twigs
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
TAX the (muthafuckin) RICH!
I started this yesterday… but it made me too mad.
3 of the top 20 richest are from the Walton family. 2 are Koch family members. And Amazon just announced it will be firing upwards of 14,000 employees.
music clip: “Room of Fools” by FKA twigs
I started this yesterday… but it made me too mad.
3 of the top 20 richest are from the Walton family. 2 are Koch family members. And Amazon just announced it will be firing upwards of 14,000 employees.
music clip: “Room of Fools” by FKA twigs
“Zombie Boy” (censored version)
Due to TikTok’s infantalizing censorship, even though my account is set to 18+, I had to create a censored version of this drawing.
*The original can still be viewed on here or Instagram
Due to TikTok’s infantalizing censorship, even though my account is set to 18+, I had to create a censored version of this drawing.
*The original can still be viewed on here or Instagram
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Zombie Boy” (censored version)
Due to TikTok’s infantalizing censorship, even though my account is set to 18+, I had to create a censored version of this drawing.
*The original can still be viewed on here or Instagram
Due to TikTok’s infantalizing censorship, even though my account is set to 18+, I had to create a censored version of this drawing.
*The original can still be viewed on here or Instagram
TAX the RICH
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TAX the RICH
"Zombie Boy"
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Zombie Boy"
Amen! “Say this part out loud” everybody! “Donald C U N T is not a king, he will never be a king, and America does not bow down to kings.” This is the only name I’ll be referring to him as from now on
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Amen! “Say this part out loud” everybody! “Donald C U N T is not a king, he will never be a king, and America does not bow down to kings.” This is the only name I’ll be referring to him as from now on
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
For the new year each year I try to create a design using the year's numbers, showing what the year might have in store. This year I made the "good" and the "bad" versions and just realized my "bad year" shows the White House with the East Wing on fire...
#whitehouse #eastwing
#whitehouse #eastwing
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
For the new year each year I try to create a design using the year's numbers, showing what the year might have in store. This year I made the "good" and the "bad" versions and just realized my "bad year" shows the White House with the East Wing on fire...
#whitehouse #eastwing
#whitehouse #eastwing