Michael B. Chikondi
michaelchikondi.bsky.social
Michael B. Chikondi
@michaelchikondi.bsky.social
I'm a marginally obsessive writer who tends toward horror, humour, and action. I'm from the UK, North England, specifically 😊
Have you seen the numbers for how many people are left on here?
June 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Today's Valentine's gift from you... can be a dire insult, if you like. I need reviews on my short story, but make it make me *feel* something.

(20 min read, free DL on Kindle, highly amusing IMHO.)
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Today’s valentine’s gift from you
Is what would make me most happy. I wrote you a short story as my present, you see, and I want you to leave me a review to tell me what you think.You must take this very seriously, as my valentine.…
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February 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Here's the short story I wrote after one too many political disagreements with friends. I hope you like it 😊

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The Prince That Broke
A political satire, by Michael B. Chikondi(Also available here – There was once a land that grew very great. It began as a small settlement, which began as a house, which a man built near a s…
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January 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here's Book 1 of Idle Hands. Featuring: vampire pool parties, Whitby Abbey, a Victorian brothel, vampire hunters, and a poison ring.

It's also available for £1.05 on Kindle or on KU
November 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I really need to make some new book ad images, but I haven't been able to yet since I've been procrastinating on my zombie book. I'm about to write it now.
Meanwhile, please accept this vampire kitten as a placeholder image, and maybe check out my books if you haven't already 😊
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Hi there, I write books. I have a retelling of Cinderella as well. Mostly, though: cozyish horror/mystery (with occasional kissing) 😊
November 21, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Oh dear, my poor beloved characters:

"I kept a hold of the dismembered arm and bludgeoned the next shape I could discern with it. Arms weren’t the ideal tools to bash a skull in with, rather squelchy, but I could hear numerous zombies, and I couldn’t keep kicking them downstairs forever."
October 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
As with all of my books, I'm sure if it'll float anyone's boat, but I'm writing a needlessly elaborate erotic novel set in a post-apocoliptic England.

It's fun, and nobody knocks zombies. Did I mention it has zombies?

Anyway, if not that, then I have vampire novels and a Cinderella retelling 😋
October 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Hello, I'm Michael B. Chikondi, an Indie writer of two years. I'm nothing fancy whatsoever, I just want my books to get read without any drama. The drama is on the pages 😅
I'm on Amazon, and I've joined Bluesky today. I'll get the rest of my links in my bio, if that's possible, v. soon. 💖
October 25, 2024 at 7:32 PM