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The Igbo Terror
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Just me and my demons
Three guns and one goes off - ones empty, ones not quick enough
January 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Brickleton Tittiepenny out here, folks 🥶
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Obligatory Selfie
December 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Oh My God.
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
It’s brick titties out here 🥶
December 3, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Shoulda called out today 😔
November 25, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Another Sunday allowing the Patriots to do irreparable damage to my heart health, ball up top I guess…
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Im getting inside somebody’s gym this weekend 😤
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Climate change is crazy cuz wdym it’s raining in Boston in late NOVEMBER???
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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That’s how them loan sharks threw Jay Leno down that hill
We threw the ShadeRoom off this app like:
November 21, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Good morning Skeetey Pablo’s
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Maturing is prioritizing how and when you can procrastinate
November 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Not a drop of caffeine today and if this is what Mormonism is on a daily basis then they’re a bunch of sick puppies.
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
…That’s not Alex Jones?
The Jets are firing GM Joe Douglas, a source tells The Athletic.
November 19, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Gotta stop making plans during the week I am not a young buck no more 😩
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
There’s gotta be some long ass German word for constantly putting your foot in your mouth
November 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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all of us
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
If I get a consistent gym routine going before the end of the year I’ll be 3/3 on New Year’s resolutions 😭
November 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I need to visit Brazil. For research purposes.
November 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
10 Movies to Get to Know Me (no particular order):

1. The Godfather Pt I & II
2. The Dark Knight
3. Heat
4. Gladiator
5. The Mask of Zorro
6. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
7. The Inglorious Bastards
8. Collateral
9. Miami Vice
10. Austin Powers: Goldmember
10 Movie to Get to Know Me:

1. Hocus Pocus
2. Power Rangers (1995)
3. Woo
4. A Low Down Dirty Shame
5. The Family Stone
6. Waiting To Exhale
7. Fast & The Furious (all of them)
8. The Avengers
9. The Net
10. Ringmaster (Jerry Springer)
10 Movie to Get to Know me:

1. Losing Isaiah
2. Enough
3. Home Alone (1-3)
4. Fifty Shades of Grey (1-3)
5. ATL
6. This Christmas
7. Parents Trap
8. O
9. Barbershop
10. White Chicks
November 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Adopting a Minnesota accent and referring to it as *blue-skee*
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I don’t hate but we’re gunna do a beta roll out during Thanksgiving to see how referencing someone’s “skeet” plays with the elders
Twitter had tweets, sky for *skeets*! Clever don’t you think?
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Finding a way to get Alzheimer’s so I can experience this for the first time again
November 17, 2024 at 11:56 PM
This feels familiar…
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM