Michael Annis
@michaelannis.bsky.social
Six a Side Goalkeeper. Moshpit retiree. Mortgage Advisor ( will absolutely not post about mortgages.)
Google photos just made you a slide show that features a family wedding from 10 years ago, and the most NSFW meme in the world sent to you on WhatsApp during the pandemic.
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Google photos just made you a slide show that features a family wedding from 10 years ago, and the most NSFW meme in the world sent to you on WhatsApp during the pandemic.
Everywhere I go in this world, I see random stickers of lower league German football teams
July 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everywhere I go in this world, I see random stickers of lower league German football teams
July 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How is it that "Ishowspeed" is braver in showing support for Palestine than Contrapoints
July 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
How is it that "Ishowspeed" is braver in showing support for Palestine than Contrapoints
A while back, I was called the C-word by a guy I don't know on a very similar app to this, for suggesting Gareth Southgate was doing a good job as England Manager
#ENGSEN
#ENGSEN
June 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A while back, I was called the C-word by a guy I don't know on a very similar app to this, for suggesting Gareth Southgate was doing a good job as England Manager
#ENGSEN
#ENGSEN
I have decided.
12 points - Italian David Bowie
10 points - Switzerland
8 - Dutch Claude singing in French and English because Dutch is a joke language
6 UK
4 Portgual's answer to the Lathums
3 Lithuanian moody rock
2 Spain
1 Luxembourg
#Eurovision2025
12 points - Italian David Bowie
10 points - Switzerland
8 - Dutch Claude singing in French and English because Dutch is a joke language
6 UK
4 Portgual's answer to the Lathums
3 Lithuanian moody rock
2 Spain
1 Luxembourg
#Eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have decided.
12 points - Italian David Bowie
10 points - Switzerland
8 - Dutch Claude singing in French and English because Dutch is a joke language
6 UK
4 Portgual's answer to the Lathums
3 Lithuanian moody rock
2 Spain
1 Luxembourg
#Eurovision2025
12 points - Italian David Bowie
10 points - Switzerland
8 - Dutch Claude singing in French and English because Dutch is a joke language
6 UK
4 Portgual's answer to the Lathums
3 Lithuanian moody rock
2 Spain
1 Luxembourg
#Eurovision2025
Jordan Henderson in the England team? What is this, 2015? Is David Cameron about to call an ill-advised referendum? Is Bruno Mars tearing up the charts with "Uptown Funk"?
March 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Jordan Henderson in the England team? What is this, 2015? Is David Cameron about to call an ill-advised referendum? Is Bruno Mars tearing up the charts with "Uptown Funk"?
There's a man in Wetherspoons holding a full cocktail pitcher and drinking straight from it like a pint glass. I admire it.
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There's a man in Wetherspoons holding a full cocktail pitcher and drinking straight from it like a pint glass. I admire it.
R.I.P Miles from London. 34 is no age
February 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
R.I.P Miles from London. 34 is no age
Nightmare box of Celebrations
February 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nightmare box of Celebrations
Just like Stoke City
December 7, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Just like Stoke City
So I let my little cousin pick the tunes on a long road trip home after Easter, and now Spotify thinks I turned into a diva for a month 😅
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
So I let my little cousin pick the tunes on a long road trip home after Easter, and now Spotify thinks I turned into a diva for a month 😅
Manchester United are so bad, no wonder they are so fragile about their masculinity
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Manchester United are so bad, no wonder they are so fragile about their masculinity
Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol
November 24, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol
Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Costa Coffee in Cyprus does Spanakopita lol
Why am I wearing my jacket on it even indoors with the heating on. Insulate Britain and curse my D rated EPC house
November 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Why am I wearing my jacket on it even indoors with the heating on. Insulate Britain and curse my D rated EPC house
The long awaited sequel...
November 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The long awaited sequel...
Had some documents sent to me by a client called Mrs Butt today. Took all of my professionalism to not put "butt stuff" on my to-do list
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Had some documents sent to me by a client called Mrs Butt today. Took all of my professionalism to not put "butt stuff" on my to-do list
Antifa Cornwall, you had me at "Eat Pasties"
November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Antifa Cornwall, you had me at "Eat Pasties"
The Crete DVLA is something special...
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The Crete DVLA is something special...
