micahth.bsky.social
@micahth.bsky.social
I tell jokes that amuse me and show off my cool possessions because consumerism apparently runs through my veins.

I think I understand why people support Trump. I just hate the reason.

#gogreen
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It has been quite a while since a beer commercial captured the public imagination.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Do you think Dr. Demento is Dementus’ personal physician?

#madmax #furiosa #dementus #drdemnto #seriousquestion
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dementus is one of the few people you see riding around in a chariot these days.

#madmax #furiosa #dementus
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Do you ever wonder why the Great Pumpkin did not visit Linus? Clearly, Linus must have done something really terrible.

#peanuts #contemporaryjokes #greatpumpkin #halloween #linusvanpelt
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No more Mr. Nice ICE
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
60 Years of Music by Ennio Morricone.

#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #soundtrack #enniomorricone
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So I am watching The Waltons episode where Riker gets engaged to Erin (S8E8).

If the wedding had happened, do you think Data would have shown up for the ceremony?

#contemporaryjokes #startrek #startrekthenextgeneration #thewaltons
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Does anybody else fondly remember the syndicated tv specials where somebody like Bill Bixby would discuss topics such as Elvis being alive, extraterrestrials, and psychics?

They weren’t good and they were ridiculous, but they were entertaining.
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Myth: Ichabod Crane was terrified, perhaps to the point of death, by a headless horseman.

Fact: Crane was actually short on pumpkin futures and orchestrated a little “market scare” to protect his position.
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I Against I by Bad Brains.

I have to believe this album would have been huge had it come out in the early ‘90s.

#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #badbrains #punk #rock
September 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Live at CBGB 1982 by Bad Brains.

#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #punk #reggae #badbrains
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What they won’t tell you is that beloved Disney gorilla Gino committed ritual suicide to protest Disney’s censorship of Jimmy Kimmel.

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September 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did you know that Donald Duck, Rodan, and the drummer from Eddie and the Cruisers all teamed up to get universal healthcare passed in the 14th century? … It was an interesting time in history.

#contemporaryjokes #donalduck #rodan #eddieandthecruisers
September 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Live in New York by Sonny Sharrock Band.

There were two cool glossy promo photos in the jacket.

#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #jazz #blues #sonnysharrockband #sonnysharrock #melvingibbs #abespeller #pheroanaklaff #davesnyder #roncartel
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Rock for Light by Bad Brains.

This is the music Quincy warned against.

#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #hardcorepunk #reggae #badbrains
August 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fantagraphics will be publishing Mickey Mouse and Uncle Scrooge starting this November in the comic book format.

I hereby declare the COVID pandemic will be over in November unless something happens.

#fantagraphics #unclescrooge #mickeymouse
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM