@micahth.bsky.social
I tell jokes that amuse me and show off my cool possessions because consumerism apparently runs through my veins.
I think I understand why people support Trump. I just hate the reason.
#gogreen
I think I understand why people support Trump. I just hate the reason.
#gogreen
Pinned
Adventure Club by Laura Jane Grace in the Trauma Tropes.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #punk #laurajanegrace
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #punk #laurajanegrace
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Adventure Club by Laura Jane Grace in the Trauma Tropes.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #punk #laurajanegrace
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #punk #laurajanegrace
Diasporas by Ghédalia Tazartès.
Tom Waits might record something like this, if his life fell apart.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #GhédaliaTazartès #electronic #experimental
Tom Waits might record something like this, if his life fell apart.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #GhédaliaTazartès #electronic #experimental
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Diasporas by Ghédalia Tazartès.
Tom Waits might record something like this, if his life fell apart.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #GhédaliaTazartès #electronic #experimental
Tom Waits might record something like this, if his life fell apart.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #GhédaliaTazartès #electronic #experimental
21st Century Breakdown by Green Day.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #greenday #punk #alternativerock
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #greenday #punk #alternativerock
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
21st Century Breakdown by Green Day.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #greenday #punk #alternativerock
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #greenday #punk #alternativerock
I have no memory of half the examples of the administration’s (white) nationalist rhetoric cited by Ali Breland in this Atlantic piece.
This is worrisome, as it sounds like I’ll have to take test a citizenship test and I will probably forget that the U.S. is not a nation of immigrants.
This is worrisome, as it sounds like I’ll have to take test a citizenship test and I will probably forget that the U.S. is not a nation of immigrants.
The Trump Administration Is Publishing a Stream of Nazi Propaganda — The Atlantic
Government social-media managers have transformed official feeds.
apple.news
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I have no memory of half the examples of the administration’s (white) nationalist rhetoric cited by Ali Breland in this Atlantic piece.
This is worrisome, as it sounds like I’ll have to take test a citizenship test and I will probably forget that the U.S. is not a nation of immigrants.
This is worrisome, as it sounds like I’ll have to take test a citizenship test and I will probably forget that the U.S. is not a nation of immigrants.
Some anti-ICE group needs to call themselves Melting, Heat Wave, or H2O.
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Some anti-ICE group needs to call themselves Melting, Heat Wave, or H2O.
It is hard to remember life before Segways.
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It is hard to remember life before Segways.
The Waltons airs at noon EST on MeTV, which I like to call America’s Favorite Hour to Use an Inflation Calculator.
#thewaltons #inflation #contemporaryjokes #trulycontemporaryjokes
#thewaltons #inflation #contemporaryjokes #trulycontemporaryjokes
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The Waltons airs at noon EST on MeTV, which I like to call America’s Favorite Hour to Use an Inflation Calculator.
#thewaltons #inflation #contemporaryjokes #trulycontemporaryjokes
#thewaltons #inflation #contemporaryjokes #trulycontemporaryjokes
Live in New York City by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #brucespringsteen #rock #estreetband
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #brucespringsteen #rock #estreetband
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Live in New York City by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band.
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #brucespringsteen #rock #estreetband
#onmicahsturntable #onmyturntable #brucespringsteen #rock #estreetband
Does Bigby sell kids and pets on Thursdays?
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Does Bigby sell kids and pets on Thursdays?
“Asked in a wide-ranging interview with The New York Times if there were any limits on his global powers, Mr. Trump said: ‘Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.’”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“Asked in a wide-ranging interview with The New York Times if there were any limits on his global powers, Mr. Trump said: ‘Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.’”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
This isn’t creepy.
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This isn’t creepy.
We live in interesting times when Haiti appears to be the only country the U.S. does not want to invade… for now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
We live in interesting times when Haiti appears to be the only country the U.S. does not want to invade… for now.
Zero Mostel Reads How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Although indebted to Boris Karloff’s narration, the great Zero Mostel certainly puts his own terrifying spin on the Dr. Seuss classic.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #zeromostel #drseuss #alanmills
Although indebted to Boris Karloff’s narration, the great Zero Mostel certainly puts his own terrifying spin on the Dr. Seuss classic.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #zeromostel #drseuss #alanmills
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Zero Mostel Reads How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Although indebted to Boris Karloff’s narration, the great Zero Mostel certainly puts his own terrifying spin on the Dr. Seuss classic.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #zeromostel #drseuss #alanmills
Although indebted to Boris Karloff’s narration, the great Zero Mostel certainly puts his own terrifying spin on the Dr. Seuss classic.
#onmyturntable #onmicahsturntable #zeromostel #drseuss #alanmills
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why is it that we eat Dutch Babies but line out coats with Sherpas of an indeterminate age?
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why is it that we eat Dutch Babies but line out coats with Sherpas of an indeterminate age?
Bathing while smoking a cigar might be less popular these days, but it has never gone out of style.
(Image from It Happened on Fifth Avenue (Roy Del Ruth, 1947))
(Image from It Happened on Fifth Avenue (Roy Del Ruth, 1947))
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Bathing while smoking a cigar might be less popular these days, but it has never gone out of style.
(Image from It Happened on Fifth Avenue (Roy Del Ruth, 1947))
(Image from It Happened on Fifth Avenue (Roy Del Ruth, 1947))
Instead of calling NORAD to find out where Santa is, shouldn’t children in 2025 be calling ICE to report Kris Kringle? I mean, is he not just another invader evading tariffs and poisoning our blood with cheer?
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Instead of calling NORAD to find out where Santa is, shouldn’t children in 2025 be calling ICE to report Kris Kringle? I mean, is he not just another invader evading tariffs and poisoning our blood with cheer?
A Muppet Christmas Carol depicted the penultimate day of Fozziwig’s life.
#muppets #achristmascarol #amuppetChristmascarol #fozziebear #hardtruths
#muppets #achristmascarol #amuppetChristmascarol #fozziebear #hardtruths
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A Muppet Christmas Carol depicted the penultimate day of Fozziwig’s life.
#muppets #achristmascarol #amuppetChristmascarol #fozziebear #hardtruths
#muppets #achristmascarol #amuppetChristmascarol #fozziebear #hardtruths
Why is a knife designed to kill what would be, if they actually existed, an endangered species even legal?
Is it part of an operation to catch me that are hunting Sasquatches?
No matter the answer, this is something that I recommend against buying.
#sasquatch #caseknives
Is it part of an operation to catch me that are hunting Sasquatches?
No matter the answer, this is something that I recommend against buying.
#sasquatch #caseknives
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why is a knife designed to kill what would be, if they actually existed, an endangered species even legal?
Is it part of an operation to catch me that are hunting Sasquatches?
No matter the answer, this is something that I recommend against buying.
#sasquatch #caseknives
Is it part of an operation to catch me that are hunting Sasquatches?
No matter the answer, this is something that I recommend against buying.
#sasquatch #caseknives
Did you know that many of the so called “fascists” from the annals of history did not even speak English?
That doesn’t sound very patriotic to me!
That doesn’t sound very patriotic to me!
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Did you know that many of the so called “fascists” from the annals of history did not even speak English?
That doesn’t sound very patriotic to me!
That doesn’t sound very patriotic to me!
Confession: I have never seen A Few Good Men and I cannot imagine taking a movie seriously if it features the “you can’t handle the truth” scene.
#robreiner
#robreiner
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Confession: I have never seen A Few Good Men and I cannot imagine taking a movie seriously if it features the “you can’t handle the truth” scene.
#robreiner
#robreiner
It was 1990 and the world needed noted MC and sidewalk superstar Alan Thicke to update “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” for the hip hop turtle generation.
For the record, this has been on YouTube for over 12 years and I just found out about it yesterday. Make it make sense.
For the record, this has been on YouTube for over 12 years and I just found out about it yesterday. Make it make sense.
Alan Thicke and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sing "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
YouTube video by Michael Spielman
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It was 1990 and the world needed noted MC and sidewalk superstar Alan Thicke to update “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” for the hip hop turtle generation.
For the record, this has been on YouTube for over 12 years and I just found out about it yesterday. Make it make sense.
For the record, this has been on YouTube for over 12 years and I just found out about it yesterday. Make it make sense.
Did anybody else catch the Frontline episode about how flaws in Santa’s naughty/nice algorithm have led to an environmental catastrophe by spurring excessive coal mining at the North Pole?
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Did anybody else catch the Frontline episode about how flaws in Santa’s naughty/nice algorithm have led to an environmental catastrophe by spurring excessive coal mining at the North Pole?