@jimmypardo.com Great news, Mr. Pardo! You are now famous enough on TikTok that you’ve got people pretending to be you. I look forward to giving him my social security number.
May 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@jimmypardo.com Great news, Mr. Pardo! You are now famous enough on TikTok that you’ve got people pretending to be you. I look forward to giving him my social security number.
I had to have my cat, the love of my wife’s and my life, put to rest last week. My dad goes in for his first radiation treatment for prostate cancer today. The country is incurably fucked. We will never retire or have healthcare in our old age. I really dig being alive on this planet known as Earth
March 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I had to have my cat, the love of my wife’s and my life, put to rest last week. My dad goes in for his first radiation treatment for prostate cancer today. The country is incurably fucked. We will never retire or have healthcare in our old age. I really dig being alive on this planet known as Earth
It’s amazing just how many things sound like a cat throwing up when you have a cat that loves to throw up
March 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s amazing just how many things sound like a cat throwing up when you have a cat that loves to throw up
Our very first run through Twin Peaks is the current weekend tradition in the Spada household, but god damn does it make the weeks that much slower. What a program. Envelop me in that town
February 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Our very first run through Twin Peaks is the current weekend tradition in the Spada household, but god damn does it make the weeks that much slower. What a program. Envelop me in that town
Every time I try to find a good video game livestream on TikTok to watch while I work, it’s either an insufferable streamer playing a game I love, or one that’s cool as hell playing some nonsense. More charming leftist streamers playing Banjo-Kazooie pls
February 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Every time I try to find a good video game livestream on TikTok to watch while I work, it’s either an insufferable streamer playing a game I love, or one that’s cool as hell playing some nonsense. More charming leftist streamers playing Banjo-Kazooie pls
Gherkins are ghood
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Gherkins are ghood
God I’m so sick of “I can’t do another four years.” It’s not another four years. It’s forever. We are cooked. Shut it down.
January 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
God I’m so sick of “I can’t do another four years.” It’s not another four years. It’s forever. We are cooked. Shut it down.
These boys make ska like the world depends on it. And tbh, it does!
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
These boys make ska like the world depends on it. And tbh, it does!
I hate a lot of things about working, but leaving my little dead bug behind is in the top three
January 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I hate a lot of things about working, but leaving my little dead bug behind is in the top three
Reposted by Michael Spada
Woke is making army helicopters crash into passenger planes
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Woke is making army helicopters crash into passenger planes
Thinking of shaving down my fingers to near the bone so I can play barre chords like a human
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thinking of shaving down my fingers to near the bone so I can play barre chords like a human
If the rumors of the Sims rerelease are true then my Steam Deck will need to be surgically fused to my hands
January 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If the rumors of the Sims rerelease are true then my Steam Deck will need to be surgically fused to my hands
January 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can’t think of David Lynch and TikTok ending at the same time. I have to pick one and then switch to the other. Both at once is ROUGH
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I can’t think of David Lynch and TikTok ending at the same time. I have to pick one and then switch to the other. Both at once is ROUGH
Now that I’ve finally watched Severance after it existing for nearly three years, I have entered my “smugly tell everyone they need to watch Severance as if I’ve been a fan since day one” era
January 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Now that I’ve finally watched Severance after it existing for nearly three years, I have entered my “smugly tell everyone they need to watch Severance as if I’ve been a fan since day one” era
Watching TikTok this week feels like visiting a family member who is terminally ill and knows they don’t have much time and you try to have a laugh but it hurts too much
(No, I have not had a very hard life)
(No, I have not had a very hard life)
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching TikTok this week feels like visiting a family member who is terminally ill and knows they don’t have much time and you try to have a laugh but it hurts too much
(No, I have not had a very hard life)
(No, I have not had a very hard life)
I don’t expect Triple H to be a Marxist but I would still love it if he did not go to events at Mar-a-Lago
January 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I don’t expect Triple H to be a Marxist but I would still love it if he did not go to events at Mar-a-Lago
Sweet and sour kielbasa and meatballs with white rice, Mexican dip, an unconscionable amount of marijuana, all with the love of my life by my side, I am going into 2025 a high, gluttonous wife guy and I wouldn’t have it any other way
December 31, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Sweet and sour kielbasa and meatballs with white rice, Mexican dip, an unconscionable amount of marijuana, all with the love of my life by my side, I am going into 2025 a high, gluttonous wife guy and I wouldn’t have it any other way
I just blocked a man on TikTok because he would dramatically whip his glasses off at the beginning of every video regardless of the topic
December 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I just blocked a man on TikTok because he would dramatically whip his glasses off at the beginning of every video regardless of the topic
Curious if the new pivot will go from “everything I don’t like is woke” to “everything I don’t like is terrorism”
December 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Curious if the new pivot will go from “everything I don’t like is woke” to “everything I don’t like is terrorism”
I hate working and don’t want to ever, but boy when there’s an office Christmas party there’s nothing I’d rather do than work
December 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I hate working and don’t want to ever, but boy when there’s an office Christmas party there’s nothing I’d rather do than work
Man two of my biggest childhood and teenage mega fears that my parents always told me not to worry about have happened in a matter of five years (pandemic, aliens). If nuclear war is next, sorry, that’s on me
December 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Man two of my biggest childhood and teenage mega fears that my parents always told me not to worry about have happened in a matter of five years (pandemic, aliens). If nuclear war is next, sorry, that’s on me
Slowly rewatching the Sopranos in two minute clips in random order as they come across my TikTok feed. What a show
December 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Slowly rewatching the Sopranos in two minute clips in random order as they come across my TikTok feed. What a show
Reposted by Michael Spada
