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Because I challenge you with my intellectual
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Because I challenge you with my intellectual
Scrappy Doo - that little fucker
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Scrappy Doo - that little fucker
Do you think Ezra Klein has vocal fry?
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Do you think Ezra Klein has vocal fry?
His mom was a fucking dead bitch with one leg but she made the best chocolate chip cookies
September 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
His mom was a fucking dead bitch with one leg but she made the best chocolate chip cookies
your dad called me a retard slut whore
July 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
your dad called me a retard slut whore
Is Alaska not just the U.P. with higher sides? #hottakesbybundon
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is Alaska not just the U.P. with higher sides? #hottakesbybundon
Alaska is the U.P. of the United States
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Alaska is the U.P. of the United States
The human rights violation that is the American healthcare system
May 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The human rights violation that is the American healthcare system
I knew eventually the oligarchic fascists would take over but I wish they wouldn't be such dorks.
May 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I knew eventually the oligarchic fascists would take over but I wish they wouldn't be such dorks.
Mind if I swoop? It's your place!
April 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mind if I swoop? It's your place!
What's our dog's H? Spiritually he's gotta be at least a 6'4". #knowyourh
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What's our dog's H? Spiritually he's gotta be at least a 6'4". #knowyourh
Everyone in Congress is a little bitch
April 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Everyone in Congress is a little bitch
There was a misunderstanding, you see, he thought he wasn't a little bitch and I thought he was.
March 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There was a misunderstanding, you see, he thought he wasn't a little bitch and I thought he was.
I was just getting a coffee and some taco!
March 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I was just getting a coffee and some taco!
The backend of an accidental bender on a Tuesday in Wrigleyville
March 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The backend of an accidental bender on a Tuesday in Wrigleyville
I would like to thank Conan O'Brien for Everybody's Live with John Mulaney
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I would like to thank Conan O'Brien for Everybody's Live with John Mulaney
Who's your favorite Menedez brother?
March 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Who's your favorite Menedez brother?
I get it MOM, we don't use the DENNIS system in real life...
March 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I get it MOM, we don't use the DENNIS system in real life...
Ya no wuts cool and also sux? The realization that's it's all up to you
March 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ya no wuts cool and also sux? The realization that's it's all up to you
Just HAD to be in the wild card spot against the dead guy team...
March 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just HAD to be in the wild card spot against the dead guy team...