MexicanRecluse
@mexicanrecluse.bsky.social
Parody & recycling my old tweets
Using CHATGPT to explain my schizophrenic nightmares in an effort to short circuit it and blow up its servers
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Using CHATGPT to explain my schizophrenic nightmares in an effort to short circuit it and blow up its servers
Bed sheets that come pre-shit
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Bed sheets that come pre-shit
Me, egging my ex’s grandma’s house: Tell them to post more on Onlyfans!
July 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me, egging my ex’s grandma’s house: Tell them to post more on Onlyfans!
20 years professional jack offer
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
20 years professional jack offer
Asking me if she can cum.
Yeah dude, go ahead?
Yeah dude, go ahead?
May 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Asking me if she can cum.
Yeah dude, go ahead?
Yeah dude, go ahead?
Raising Cane’s got my social
May 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Raising Cane’s got my social
Home Depot got a monopoly on mini m&m’s
May 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Home Depot got a monopoly on mini m&m’s
Rear-ended someone while looking at Reddit porn
May 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Rear-ended someone while looking at Reddit porn
I moonlight as an unemployed man
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I moonlight as an unemployed man
She doing combat tricks on it
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
She doing combat tricks on it
Jennifer Coolidge Nitwit Villager Head Fisting
April 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Jennifer Coolidge Nitwit Villager Head Fisting
She doing trickonomics on it
April 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
She doing trickonomics on it
Locking eyes with the guy that did an illegal u-turn in front of me to let him know that he should kill himself
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Locking eyes with the guy that did an illegal u-turn in front of me to let him know that he should kill himself
Minecraft Movie ending scene
US military going through the Minecraft portal and civilian casualtying Steve
US military going through the Minecraft portal and civilian casualtying Steve
April 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Minecraft Movie ending scene
US military going through the Minecraft portal and civilian casualtying Steve
US military going through the Minecraft portal and civilian casualtying Steve
When I pay $10 for the honest cock rating and she starts complimenting me on my girth like don’t gas me up I know what I got
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When I pay $10 for the honest cock rating and she starts complimenting me on my girth like don’t gas me up I know what I got
Dutch ovening and violently stroking myself since no one else is gonna do it 😒
March 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dutch ovening and violently stroking myself since no one else is gonna do it 😒
Storing pee in my mouth for this drug screening. Wish me luck 🫡
March 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Storing pee in my mouth for this drug screening. Wish me luck 🫡
Drone sてriking the home of the eBay seller that conned me
February 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Drone sてriking the home of the eBay seller that conned me
I’ve depicted you as the soy Eric Sparrow and myself as the chad Custom Skater
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’ve depicted you as the soy Eric Sparrow and myself as the chad Custom Skater
Hopelessly explaining that I’m a Grandmaster Baiter in Jerkmate Ranked to a camgirl whilst someone is donating to activate her vibrator
February 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hopelessly explaining that I’m a Grandmaster Baiter in Jerkmate Ranked to a camgirl whilst someone is donating to activate her vibrator
Instantly busting when the TikTok findom streamer mispronounces my username as ‘MaxRecluse’ after donating my entire paycheck in roses to her
January 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Instantly busting when the TikTok findom streamer mispronounces my username as ‘MaxRecluse’ after donating my entire paycheck in roses to her
Primo foot content or reversing climate change
December 30, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Primo foot content or reversing climate change
The only CEO I’m rocking with
December 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The only CEO I’m rocking with
Professor is asking about my identity. I’m addicted to porn, next question
December 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Professor is asking about my identity. I’m addicted to porn, next question
Schrödinger’s foot fetish
December 14, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Schrödinger’s foot fetish