A Beautiful Dumbass (alt lol)
@mewcmf.bsky.social
21M | 💍 | Begrudgingly Straight
Looking for friends/ people who similarly find this state beautiful and its people equal parts beautiful and borning
If you’re in northern-ish ME we should def hike or smoke 🍃💨
MDNI | Not buying (Sextortion trauma :/)
Looking for friends/ people who similarly find this state beautiful and its people equal parts beautiful and borning
If you’re in northern-ish ME we should def hike or smoke 🍃💨
MDNI | Not buying (Sextortion trauma :/)
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if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
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Pronouns: They/She
Height: 5’1
Shoe: 7 in women’s
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: THC only
Tattoos: 3 stick & poke
Piercings: had 3
Fav drinks: redbull , dr pepper, diet dr (fountain soda only) Pepsi, Hennessy
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: They/She
Height: 5’1
Shoe: 7 in women’s
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: THC only
Tattoos: 3 stick & poke
Piercings: had 3
Fav drinks: redbull , dr pepper, diet dr (fountain soda only) Pepsi, Hennessy
if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
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Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6’2”
Shoe: Men’s 13
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: Cigs, nic, pen n joints (never done a bong or dab rig rip)
Tattoos: None but several planned
Piercings: Ear lobes
Fav drinks: Old fashioneds and slutty fruity margs
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Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 6’2”
Shoe: Men’s 13
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: Cigs, nic, pen n joints (never done a bong or dab rig rip)
Tattoos: None but several planned
Piercings: Ear lobes
Fav drinks: Old fashioneds and slutty fruity margs
Woah thas crazy funny story actually me too what a coincidence haha (suffocate me now)
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Woah thas crazy funny story actually me too what a coincidence haha (suffocate me now)
Me n who
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me n who
WHY THE SKYLINE TORTURING ME LIKE THIS LIKE AHHHHHH PLEEEEEASE
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
WHY THE SKYLINE TORTURING ME LIKE THIS LIKE AHHHHHH PLEEEEEASE
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Good morning on this sinful Sunday 🖤 don't forget to eat the ass of Christ and swallow his cum today or whatever 🙏
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Good morning on this sinful Sunday 🖤 don't forget to eat the ass of Christ and swallow his cum today or whatever 🙏
🫠
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🫠
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December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
love love love love LOVE this fr
I was always told not to play with my food, what did you guys have for tea tonight? 😜
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
love love love love LOVE this fr
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3am surprise feeling
(Would a time count as one word? That’s not a stretch right lol but even so ‘Three A.M. surprise’ works too ig)
(Would a time count as one word? That’s not a stretch right lol but even so ‘Three A.M. surprise’ works too ig)
Weed and tacos
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
3am surprise feeling
(Would a time count as one word? That’s not a stretch right lol but even so ‘Three A.M. surprise’ works too ig)
(Would a time count as one word? That’s not a stretch right lol but even so ‘Three A.M. surprise’ works too ig)
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We got a tip and I actually caught an orgasm on camera
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We got a tip and I actually caught an orgasm on camera
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Hearts too fragile for love
Just need a friend like this🥰
Just need a friend like this🥰
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hearts too fragile for love
Just need a friend like this🥰
Just need a friend like this🥰
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Ever wonder why she's so quick to hang up the phone?
"love you too" She doesn't give a fuck about you bro 😆
"love you too" She doesn't give a fuck about you bro 😆
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Ever wonder why she's so quick to hang up the phone?
"love you too" She doesn't give a fuck about you bro 😆
"love you too" She doesn't give a fuck about you bro 😆
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I love enormous asses so much. I would not mind being suffocated and knocked unconscious by someone sitting on me
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love enormous asses so much. I would not mind being suffocated and knocked unconscious by someone sitting on me
I love girls who love girls and don’t love me 🫠 or idk maybe just used to the jaded feeling and think the unrequited nature of it feels comforting after so long of that being reality
idk what kind of Stockholm syndrome that is but whatevel I embrace my pathetic existence
idk what kind of Stockholm syndrome that is but whatevel I embrace my pathetic existence
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I love girls who love girls and don’t love me 🫠 or idk maybe just used to the jaded feeling and think the unrequited nature of it feels comforting after so long of that being reality
idk what kind of Stockholm syndrome that is but whatevel I embrace my pathetic existence
idk what kind of Stockholm syndrome that is but whatevel I embrace my pathetic existence
Lol me tho
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Lol me tho
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Good things come in those who wait. Back in a bit. Gonna be like her for a while.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Good things come in those who wait. Back in a bit. Gonna be like her for a while.
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Should I try to buy Warner Bros
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Should I try to buy Warner Bros
I think what I really need is to be drugged by a couple tatted bi baddies and used as a fucktoy for a few hours, really think that would do a lot for me rn lol
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think what I really need is to be drugged by a couple tatted bi baddies and used as a fucktoy for a few hours, really think that would do a lot for me rn lol
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Every time I see a blowjob video on here I text Nerd Boy and tell him what I'm going to do to his cock later, so thank you from me for the inspiration and from him for getting me worked up 😋
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Every time I see a blowjob video on here I text Nerd Boy and tell him what I'm going to do to his cock later, so thank you from me for the inspiration and from him for getting me worked up 😋
NEED ME AN ALT BADDIE TO DRESS ME UP AND DRESS ME DOWN AND LEAVE BLACK LIPSTICK MARKS ON ME AND LEAVE BLOODY NAIL SCRATCHES ON MY BACK AND WEAR NOTHING BUT THIGH HIGHS AROUND THE HOUSE SO WE CAN FUCK LIKE RABID ANIMALS AT A MOMENTS NOTICE (or maybe I just need a nap idk)
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
NEED ME AN ALT BADDIE TO DRESS ME UP AND DRESS ME DOWN AND LEAVE BLACK LIPSTICK MARKS ON ME AND LEAVE BLOODY NAIL SCRATCHES ON MY BACK AND WEAR NOTHING BUT THIGH HIGHS AROUND THE HOUSE SO WE CAN FUCK LIKE RABID ANIMALS AT A MOMENTS NOTICE (or maybe I just need a nap idk)
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Let's kick things off this morning with a reminder: if you ever find yourself lucky enough to catch a goblin slut, this is how you fuck her into submission 🤤
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Let's kick things off this morning with a reminder: if you ever find yourself lucky enough to catch a goblin slut, this is how you fuck her into submission 🤤
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It’s Monday, but I still haven’t heard any man moans…. 😡do I have to fuck them out of you myself??
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s Monday, but I still haven’t heard any man moans…. 😡do I have to fuck them out of you myself??
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crazy how it’s the holiday season and no one is paying tribute to my sweet feet, lil toes, or soft soles 😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
crazy how it’s the holiday season and no one is paying tribute to my sweet feet, lil toes, or soft soles 😭