Customers are a tragic species, born without a brain in their skulls, doomed to float aimlessly wherever the wind current takes them

Scrimpus: For anal seepage

Alright, Alright, Alright~
It's been 100 years since I've actively streamed, but I want to stream my autistic trucking simulator before the internet spoils the whole entire game for me
twitch.tv/mettaurbuster

Next person who puts their hands on me without my consent gets fed their fucking teeth it doesn't matter what corporate says I'll teach a 80 year old pervert to respect bodily autonomy

I'm about to quit my job to beat an old man to death in the parking lot I can't fucking take this anymore being groped apparently doesn't count if you've got a Y chromosome my fucking mental health doesn't matter why aren't I working I'm gonna fucking explode

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

See? It’s unbreakable.