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lem and ronnie failed to clear the room, and two-time killed terry. get over it and don’t bring it up again.
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rooting tiers?

why don’t you just deal with your team not making the playoffs and grow up
OFFICIAL ROOTING TIERS

Bills
Jaguars
Seahawks

Chargers
Panthers

Rams
Patriots
49ers
Broncos
Texans

Steelers
Eagles

Bears
Packers
OFFICIAL ROOTING TIERS

Niners
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Jags
Bills
(legit furious they play in the WC round)
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Chargers
Texans
Bears
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Panthers
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Broncos
Seahawks
Rams
Packers
Patriots
Eagles
Steelers
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
this is what my mom told me would happen if I ever smoked weed
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
back in my day you just sat on your opposite hand for a little dazzle dazzle
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
As the NFC’s #1 seed, I have 2 weeks where I can talk shit about 31 other teams

And there is nothing you can do about it
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i watched Margaret and Stand by Me (unintentionally) this weekend and I can’t help but think they are almost parallels to each other.
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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WHEWWWWWW
wins are not a QB stat but it is a coaching stat. Zac Taylor has gone 17-16 over three years when Joe Burrow starts in the middle of Burrow's prime
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I’m starting the season with Jalen Milroe as my QB
spending my sunday evening doing madden fantasy draft like a pervert
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
for what it’s worth, I think Dan Campbell should’ve been fired way before Morris and Stefanski.

Quinn, Carroll, McDaniels, Bowles, John Harbaugh and Gannon should all be axed too.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
spending my sunday evening doing madden fantasy draft like a pervert
January 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
my 16 month old son has made multiple basketball shots today
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Kirk Cousins mastered the art of the letdown in a big spot. Today he can do something new. Something real. Something EXCITING. The letdown in a fake big spot
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
now let’s delete a bunch of posts
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
NFC WEST CHAMPIONS
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I call him Kyle Shamahan
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Hawks 31
49ers 27

LFGMFER
guys, it’s a hat and t shirt game and I want the hawks to win so fucking bad.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
guys, it’s a hat and t shirt game and I want the hawks to win so fucking bad.
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
it took us 3 sittings and nearly 24 hours
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
“Vic, I just shot 3 unarmed children in the face, I thought they were toros, what do I do?”

JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAAYY
“I just didn’t expect to see his mother here…”

-Shane Vendrell at the funeral of the aforementioned mother’s son.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Jake Sully had his conscience transferred into a 7ft alien body, lived on pandora for 16 years, mated with an alien and had multiple alien children but he thinks he’s still a marine.

This is peak meathead psychology, something that has been from modern action movies.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I let my son watch The Shield because Vic Mackey looks like a giant baby
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
now watching
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
watching The Shield
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The wolves are rostering too many project players for a team that needs to win now, they’re running it back with a team was extremely lucky to make it to the WCF twice, they don’t have any one to facilitate or to compensate for Ant if he’s having an off night.
I think the solve for the Wolves issues is Kyle Anderson.

High IQ. Defensive minded front court piece.

Maintains PF as offensive hub when Randle is off the floor.

Won’t require a major shift in personnel to acquire…

But, it will cost Mike or Rob for salary matching.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM