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@metabbicaincatnito.bsky.social
it is ok to rhyme 'nice' with 'nice'
i was really hoping mamdani could become the new superstar of the democratic party but nate silver hasn't said anything about it so :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i was really hoping mamdani could become the new superstar of the democratic party but nate silver hasn't said anything about it so :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
he suddenly succumbed to a deep, untethered slumber as though sensing that an wretched evil had been vanquished from this world
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
he suddenly succumbed to a deep, untethered slumber as though sensing that an wretched evil had been vanquished from this world
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
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November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
there's a classic math puzzle called the monty hall problem, it goes like this... what if every time you open a door some dude named monty hall is there with no pants question is, do you open another door
experts have been arguing about this for decades
experts have been arguing about this for decades
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there's a classic math puzzle called the monty hall problem, it goes like this... what if every time you open a door some dude named monty hall is there with no pants question is, do you open another door
experts have been arguing about this for decades
experts have been arguing about this for decades
Law & Order: Protest Suppression Unit
"kids pouring milk into their eyes to get the tear gas out. five days later they smell like epoisse. don't look at me i just know stuff"
"kids pouring milk into their eyes to get the tear gas out. five days later they smell like epoisse. don't look at me i just know stuff"
September 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Law & Order: Protest Suppression Unit
"kids pouring milk into their eyes to get the tear gas out. five days later they smell like epoisse. don't look at me i just know stuff"
"kids pouring milk into their eyes to get the tear gas out. five days later they smell like epoisse. don't look at me i just know stuff"
my original post said (but with more specifics) "all political violence is bad, just like all numbers below 0 are negative"
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my original post said (but with more specifics) "all political violence is bad, just like all numbers below 0 are negative"
also speaking as a chinese person, in the chinese culture, money is often given to others to indicate interest in their hand pulled noodles
Speaking as a Chinese person, in the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of bribery.
August 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
also speaking as a chinese person, in the chinese culture, money is often given to others to indicate interest in their hand pulled noodles
get these motherfuckin rainbows out my motherfuckin songs
July 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
get these motherfuckin rainbows out my motherfuckin songs
it's autism time again
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it's autism time again
i'm not down with the no kings stuff because there's a king by whom i abide and that is a certain Dr. Martin Luther King! Racisms much??????
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i'm not down with the no kings stuff because there's a king by whom i abide and that is a certain Dr. Martin Luther King! Racisms much??????
i'm out of control
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i'm out of control
we haven't watched any nine perfect strangers, but after hearing about it @puppyfoot.bsky.social guessed that nicole kidman's secret is that she is a hot dog vendor
i apologize to all those in the creative industry and to nicole kidman personally for this contemptible disrespect
i apologize to all those in the creative industry and to nicole kidman personally for this contemptible disrespect
June 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
we haven't watched any nine perfect strangers, but after hearing about it @puppyfoot.bsky.social guessed that nicole kidman's secret is that she is a hot dog vendor
i apologize to all those in the creative industry and to nicole kidman personally for this contemptible disrespect
i apologize to all those in the creative industry and to nicole kidman personally for this contemptible disrespect
TIL the two-fingered peace sign originated in a memphis diner when a man bought dinner for a penniless stranger by signaling the grill cook with two fingers to mean "two pork chops, one for me, one for my new friend". that stranger would become the human rights activist mahatma d. peacesign
April 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
TIL the two-fingered peace sign originated in a memphis diner when a man bought dinner for a penniless stranger by signaling the grill cook with two fingers to mean "two pork chops, one for me, one for my new friend". that stranger would become the human rights activist mahatma d. peacesign
me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
me in the national security team group chat
sent to me today, the 10th
March 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sent to me today, the 10th
the anniversary edition of the crane wife is fresh as hell
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the anniversary edition of the crane wife is fresh as hell
our shopper at jewel-osco, probably: what the fuck superbowl party this dude throwing with six boxes of kleenex and a bottle of stain remover
February 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
our shopper at jewel-osco, probably: what the fuck superbowl party this dude throwing with six boxes of kleenex and a bottle of stain remover
can't tell if the child is yelling at a podcast or the toilet
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
can't tell if the child is yelling at a podcast or the toilet
indulged in my seasonal autistic disorder and tiered all death cab's songs
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
indulged in my seasonal autistic disorder and tiered all death cab's songs
🎶 your insta isn't softcore pornography....to me 🎶
December 28, 2024 at 12:23 PM
🎶 your insta isn't softcore pornography....to me 🎶
Pavement will release anything as a B-side. "Charlie Brown Had Hoes (Stropshire Murmuration)". Those words aren't even in the lyrics. It's just Malkmus freestyling monotonously over three random chords.
December 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Pavement will release anything as a B-side. "Charlie Brown Had Hoes (Stropshire Murmuration)". Those words aren't even in the lyrics. It's just Malkmus freestyling monotonously over three random chords.
i keep my toothbrushes in a jam jar and today i misread the side engraving as Jill (instead of JM) and my first thought was i don't want jam from Jill Smuckers
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
i keep my toothbrushes in a jam jar and today i misread the side engraving as Jill (instead of JM) and my first thought was i don't want jam from Jill Smuckers
fuck mariah carey
🎵 when jolly st. nick slides down our chimney
with gifts for a well-behaved past
under tree he'll find our cat
cleaning her christmas ass 🎵
with gifts for a well-behaved past
under tree he'll find our cat
cleaning her christmas ass 🎵
December 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
fuck mariah carey
these goddamn woke gen z kids even cancel you for using bad chinese accents at the poker table
December 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
these goddamn woke gen z kids even cancel you for using bad chinese accents at the poker table