@merlinohseven.bsky.social
🇦🇲 Certified Bad Influence. Rude AND ginger Mostly harmless and a major smart arse 🇦🇲
For the sports uninformed (me) Patriots vs Seahawks sounds like someone fighting off a gull from their french fries.
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
For the sports uninformed (me) Patriots vs Seahawks sounds like someone fighting off a gull from their french fries.
It's been a year since we moved, I still feel odd going past a dumpster without tossing something into it. 🙂
a raccoon is sitting in a green dumpster with its arms outstretched .
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February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It's been a year since we moved, I still feel odd going past a dumpster without tossing something into it. 🙂
Most of being an adult is whispering
"f☆ck this" while doing it anyway.
"f☆ck this" while doing it anyway.
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Most of being an adult is whispering
"f☆ck this" while doing it anyway.
"f☆ck this" while doing it anyway.
I went back to BK and texted him asking for his drink order. His reply was to correct my texting mistakes and not answer the question.
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I went back to BK and texted him asking for his drink order. His reply was to correct my texting mistakes and not answer the question.
Dreamt I was in a massive Burger King with my brother and it was packed. I placed our order and then wandered off.
I found myself in a ramshackle building that had several businesses, including a fine dining restaurant. Then I remembered that he hadn't told me what he wanted to drink.
I found myself in a ramshackle building that had several businesses, including a fine dining restaurant. Then I remembered that he hadn't told me what he wanted to drink.
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Dreamt I was in a massive Burger King with my brother and it was packed. I placed our order and then wandered off.
I found myself in a ramshackle building that had several businesses, including a fine dining restaurant. Then I remembered that he hadn't told me what he wanted to drink.
I found myself in a ramshackle building that had several businesses, including a fine dining restaurant. Then I remembered that he hadn't told me what he wanted to drink.
Yes I get it, it's winter, but really Mother Nature, turn the volume down just a bit, please!
a cartoon of lucy brown in the snow with the words i hate winter below her
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February 6, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Yes I get it, it's winter, but really Mother Nature, turn the volume down just a bit, please!
When Malcolm is really happy his purrs sound like a dove cooing
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
When Malcolm is really happy his purrs sound like a dove cooing
My coworker is judging me
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
My coworker is judging me
Malcolm then and now
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Malcolm then and now
Life's too short, try to find SOMETHING that makes you happy, and stop trying to make everyone as miserable as you are.
/end rant
*and for those who will reply; this is NOT about injustices in the world, etc. This is every day life.
/end rant
*and for those who will reply; this is NOT about injustices in the world, etc. This is every day life.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Life's too short, try to find SOMETHING that makes you happy, and stop trying to make everyone as miserable as you are.
/end rant
*and for those who will reply; this is NOT about injustices in the world, etc. This is every day life.
/end rant
*and for those who will reply; this is NOT about injustices in the world, etc. This is every day life.
/start rant
Interesting that people who are constantly putting others down, and are overwhelmingly negative, seem shocked when they are un-followed. They blame in on people not being able to handle the truth
Interesting that people who are constantly putting others down, and are overwhelmingly negative, seem shocked when they are un-followed. They blame in on people not being able to handle the truth
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
/start rant
Interesting that people who are constantly putting others down, and are overwhelmingly negative, seem shocked when they are un-followed. They blame in on people not being able to handle the truth
Interesting that people who are constantly putting others down, and are overwhelmingly negative, seem shocked when they are un-followed. They blame in on people not being able to handle the truth
If I had nads, yesterday would have definitely been a kick in them. Ready for more softer, kinder days. I'm exhausted, mentally, physically and spiritually.
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table and says `` done '' .
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February 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
If I had nads, yesterday would have definitely been a kick in them. Ready for more softer, kinder days. I'm exhausted, mentally, physically and spiritually.
Happy birthday to an awesome musician and a wonderful person, @davedavieskinks.bsky.social ! And many, many more!
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Happy birthday to an awesome musician and a wonderful person, @davedavieskinks.bsky.social ! And many, many more!
Woke up at 5am, freezing. Stepped out into the normally warm hallway...still cold. The thermostat batteries died overnight. Replaced them and the house is getting toasty now.
Not a great start to a Monday, but it could have been worse.
Not a great start to a Monday, but it could have been worse.
a frozen cat giving a thumbs up sign
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February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Woke up at 5am, freezing. Stepped out into the normally warm hallway...still cold. The thermostat batteries died overnight. Replaced them and the house is getting toasty now.
Not a great start to a Monday, but it could have been worse.
Not a great start to a Monday, but it could have been worse.
Happy Groundhog Day!
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Happy Groundhog Day!
I dreamt that I was at my grandmother's house and she had a bunch of kittens. All of them looked like Annabella, and I fell in love with one of them and was trying to figure out how to sneak it home.
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I dreamt that I was at my grandmother's house and she had a bunch of kittens. All of them looked like Annabella, and I fell in love with one of them and was trying to figure out how to sneak it home.
Got up to wash my coffee cup, and Annabella stole my chair
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Got up to wash my coffee cup, and Annabella stole my chair
Crazy idea; how about we all just treat others like we would like to be treated and act like civilized human beings? or is that too radical?
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Crazy idea; how about we all just treat others like we would like to be treated and act like civilized human beings? or is that too radical?
No kidding
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
No kidding
Had my review with my latest position....not great but I really didn't expect it to be. I have felt like I was being set up to fail and the review didn't change my opinion of this.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Had my review with my latest position....not great but I really didn't expect it to be. I have felt like I was being set up to fail and the review didn't change my opinion of this.
Love being wide awake at 3am.....NOT!
homer simpson is screaming with his mouth open
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January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Love being wide awake at 3am.....NOT!
Love being wide awake at 3am.....NOT!
a cartoon character with an angry look on his face has the hashtag freetopsticker on the bottom
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January 28, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Love being wide awake at 3am.....NOT!
Why do people read articles to you when you have just read the same ones? Hubster does this. Is it a form of mansplaining?
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Why do people read articles to you when you have just read the same ones? Hubster does this. Is it a form of mansplaining?
Good: Snow removal service came to clear our driveway and sidewalks.
Meh: at 2am
Bad: I have front facing windows in my room and felt like a rave was happening during their visit.
Meh: at 2am
Bad: I have front facing windows in my room and felt like a rave was happening during their visit.
an inflatable unicorn is standing in the snow next to a snow blower
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January 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Good: Snow removal service came to clear our driveway and sidewalks.
Meh: at 2am
Bad: I have front facing windows in my room and felt like a rave was happening during their visit.
Meh: at 2am
Bad: I have front facing windows in my room and felt like a rave was happening during their visit.
I've given myself to the end of this week to decide if this is really the job I want. I am not happy, and am totally stressed out.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I've given myself to the end of this week to decide if this is really the job I want. I am not happy, and am totally stressed out.