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● Hi! I'm Maple! I'm a Trans Woman, and your Local Library Shit Scrubbing Professional.
○ Fiancée of the one and only ShoofyWoofy
● Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Free Palestine.
● Hi! I'm Maple! I'm a Trans Woman, and your Local Library Shit Scrubbing Professional.
○ Fiancée of the one and only ShoofyWoofy
● Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Free Palestine.
Queef is onomatopoeia.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Queef is onomatopoeia.
ABSOLUTELY PEAK NAMES.
Introducing the Seattle Torrent and the Vancouver Goldeneyes!
Our two new team identities are here! Get to know them at the links below:
Torrent ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
Goldeneyes ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/vancouver-goldeneyes
Our two new team identities are here! Get to know them at the links below:
Torrent ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
Goldeneyes ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/vancouver-goldeneyes
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ABSOLUTELY PEAK NAMES.
Reposted by Local Library Shit Scrubber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
Gonna make a Neocities page I think. I just found out about it and it seems cool.
August 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gonna make a Neocities page I think. I just found out about it and it seems cool.
I take it back, I'm no longer sober and have a Chicken, Bacon, Ranch Stuffed Crust Pizza in The Oven™ rn.
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August 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I take it back, I'm no longer sober and have a Chicken, Bacon, Ranch Stuffed Crust Pizza in The Oven™ rn.
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August 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I'm now a cat haver. I still don't know why he's in the bag but he's in that shit for sure.
The cat's out of the bag? Well why was she in there in the first place!?!
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm now a cat haver. I still don't know why he's in the bag but he's in that shit for sure.
What did I mean by this? It just wouldn't fix me? Most of the time I have some kind of understanding of what I've posted, but this is just a complete blank spot.
Laying in a picnic blanket at night while bare ass naked would fix me.
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What did I mean by this? It just wouldn't fix me? Most of the time I have some kind of understanding of what I've posted, but this is just a complete blank spot.
I need to talk about The Goon Pope™ more often.
New HBomberGuy Video in 2030.
Is "Take Me to Church" actually about edging? Perchance, maybe even gooning?
In this video essay I will explain the history of edging, the crusades, and the secret capitalist religion founded by The Goon Pope™ to make you buy more lube.
Is "Take Me to Church" actually about edging? Perchance, maybe even gooning?
In this video essay I will explain the history of edging, the crusades, and the secret capitalist religion founded by The Goon Pope™ to make you buy more lube.
December 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I need to talk about The Goon Pope™ more often.
Fuckin love women's hockey.
December 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Fuckin love women's hockey.
It's not my job to be palatable to cisgender heterosexuals. It is not my job to maintain their level of comfort around me. If you're uncomfortable around me, that's a you problem. I'm over here minding my transgender business and staying out of yours, perhaps it's time cisgender people did the same.
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
It's not my job to be palatable to cisgender heterosexuals. It is not my job to maintain their level of comfort around me. If you're uncomfortable around me, that's a you problem. I'm over here minding my transgender business and staying out of yours, perhaps it's time cisgender people did the same.
Holy fuck, I watched Pacific Rim while high tonight, that shit is WILD.
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Holy fuck, I watched Pacific Rim while high tonight, that shit is WILD.
I fucking love being a trans tomboy. Fuck you for trying to tell me what my gender is, and fuck you again for trying to tell me how to express it.
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I fucking love being a trans tomboy. Fuck you for trying to tell me what my gender is, and fuck you again for trying to tell me how to express it.
My sleep paralysis demon keeps taking hits from my pen and saying "this shit tastes like static", I don't know what this means. Can anyone help?
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
My sleep paralysis demon keeps taking hits from my pen and saying "this shit tastes like static", I don't know what this means. Can anyone help?
I JUST WANNA BE WEBFISHING, WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK AND HAVE A JOB AND CLEAN THINGS AND DO STUFF AND LEAVE THE HOUSE AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK FUCKING GOD SHITTING DAMNIT I'M SO FUCKING DONE FUCK!
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I JUST WANNA BE WEBFISHING, WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK AND HAVE A JOB AND CLEAN THINGS AND DO STUFF AND LEAVE THE HOUSE AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK FUCKING GOD SHITTING DAMNIT I'M SO FUCKING DONE FUCK!
YouTubers, stop putting the Discord join sound effect in your videos PLEASE.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
YouTubers, stop putting the Discord join sound effect in your videos PLEASE.
Laying in a picnic blanket at night while bare ass naked would fix me.
November 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Laying in a picnic blanket at night while bare ass naked would fix me.
Hey so what the fuck does this mean?
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Hey so what the fuck does this mean?
There are people who were born on the day loss was released that have driver's licenses and that's fucked up.
November 22, 2024 at 4:39 AM
There are people who were born on the day loss was released that have driver's licenses and that's fucked up.
Transphobes are more obsessed with what's in my pants than the 4 people I'm actively dating.
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Transphobes are more obsessed with what's in my pants than the 4 people I'm actively dating.
I get knocked down,
And get knocked down again,
Please stop knocking me down.
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And get knocked down again,
Please stop knocking me down.
🎵🎶🎵🎶
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I get knocked down,
And get knocked down again,
Please stop knocking me down.
🎵🎶🎵🎶
And get knocked down again,
Please stop knocking me down.
🎵🎶🎵🎶
Why can't I just be a Marimo? I just wanna be a little green ball that's floating down the river. I get ridiculously emotional every single time I see these little things.
P.S. If you haven't seen Green Planet, I highly recommend it. That's how I learned about these little guys. :3
P.S. If you haven't seen Green Planet, I highly recommend it. That's how I learned about these little guys. :3
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Why can't I just be a Marimo? I just wanna be a little green ball that's floating down the river. I get ridiculously emotional every single time I see these little things.
P.S. If you haven't seen Green Planet, I highly recommend it. That's how I learned about these little guys. :3
P.S. If you haven't seen Green Planet, I highly recommend it. That's how I learned about these little guys. :3
I fucking love womennnnnnn. Oh my god.
Listen. I don't believe in god, but if a person who did came up to me and said "women existing is proof of god", that's like legit good evidence, ya know? I mean, it's not, but like, holy fuck.
WE LIVE ON A PLANET FUCKING FULL OF WOMEN. THIS SHIT RULES!
Listen. I don't believe in god, but if a person who did came up to me and said "women existing is proof of god", that's like legit good evidence, ya know? I mean, it's not, but like, holy fuck.
WE LIVE ON A PLANET FUCKING FULL OF WOMEN. THIS SHIT RULES!
November 20, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I fucking love womennnnnnn. Oh my god.
Listen. I don't believe in god, but if a person who did came up to me and said "women existing is proof of god", that's like legit good evidence, ya know? I mean, it's not, but like, holy fuck.
WE LIVE ON A PLANET FUCKING FULL OF WOMEN. THIS SHIT RULES!
Listen. I don't believe in god, but if a person who did came up to me and said "women existing is proof of god", that's like legit good evidence, ya know? I mean, it's not, but like, holy fuck.
WE LIVE ON A PLANET FUCKING FULL OF WOMEN. THIS SHIT RULES!
Every time someone types "iirc" I immediately forget what it means, which is funny because I don't recall it correctly.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Every time someone types "iirc" I immediately forget what it means, which is funny because I don't recall it correctly.
Goku dragon ball please kick my depressions ass, goku dragon ball please
November 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Goku dragon ball please kick my depressions ass, goku dragon ball please