Mercury Divine
@mercurydivine.bsky.social
✨ King of 1000 Faces ✨
(they/them, San Francisco CA)
(they/them, San Francisco CA)
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Mercury Divine
@mercurydivine.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Hello followers, new + old! Since this is a new platform I wanted to take a sec to (re)introduce myself 💖
I am the King of 1000 Faces + the campy cosplay cryptid of California. Equal parts nonsense narrative and nudity, I bring you full technicolor absurdity - onstage, on screen, and on the street!
I am the King of 1000 Faces + the campy cosplay cryptid of California. Equal parts nonsense narrative and nudity, I bring you full technicolor absurdity - onstage, on screen, and on the street!
#dragoncon2025 cosplay lineup - just a little over 24 hours before I head westward! 🥳
#dragoncon #cosplay #sneakpeek #nerdshit #playingdressup
#dragoncon #cosplay #sneakpeek #nerdshit #playingdressup
August 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
#dragoncon2025 cosplay lineup - just a little over 24 hours before I head westward! 🥳
#dragoncon #cosplay #sneakpeek #nerdshit #playingdressup
#dragoncon #cosplay #sneakpeek #nerdshit #playingdressup
✨ The ribbon is always right. I will listen to the ribbon. I will not ignore the ribbon's recommendations. The ribbon is God. ✨
I am SO EXCITED to be giving out my very first ribbon this year at #dragoncon - if you're going and would like a last, best ribbon for your badge, let me know 🥰
#babylon5
I am SO EXCITED to be giving out my very first ribbon this year at #dragoncon - if you're going and would like a last, best ribbon for your badge, let me know 🥰
#babylon5
August 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
✨ The ribbon is always right. I will listen to the ribbon. I will not ignore the ribbon's recommendations. The ribbon is God. ✨
I am SO EXCITED to be giving out my very first ribbon this year at #dragoncon - if you're going and would like a last, best ribbon for your badge, let me know 🥰
#babylon5
I am SO EXCITED to be giving out my very first ribbon this year at #dragoncon - if you're going and would like a last, best ribbon for your badge, let me know 🥰
#babylon5
Hi, I'm alive! Got a new phone and forgot to set bluesky up on it. Oops.
Doing prep for #dragoncon and trying to be more excited than stressed but it's hard when the to-do list is so long, lmao.
Anyway here's what I'm working on. See you soon, nerds!
#concrunch #dragoncon2025 #sneakpeek #cosplay
Doing prep for #dragoncon and trying to be more excited than stressed but it's hard when the to-do list is so long, lmao.
Anyway here's what I'm working on. See you soon, nerds!
#concrunch #dragoncon2025 #sneakpeek #cosplay
August 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hi, I'm alive! Got a new phone and forgot to set bluesky up on it. Oops.
Doing prep for #dragoncon and trying to be more excited than stressed but it's hard when the to-do list is so long, lmao.
Anyway here's what I'm working on. See you soon, nerds!
#concrunch #dragoncon2025 #sneakpeek #cosplay
Doing prep for #dragoncon and trying to be more excited than stressed but it's hard when the to-do list is so long, lmao.
Anyway here's what I'm working on. See you soon, nerds!
#concrunch #dragoncon2025 #sneakpeek #cosplay
July 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh yeah, I made it to Manchester. Currently running errands, as I have absolutely no household supplies anymore and the flat was delivered to me totally dirty. :(
July 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oh yeah, I made it to Manchester. Currently running errands, as I have absolutely no household supplies anymore and the flat was delivered to me totally dirty. :(
Oh by the way we're in the UK now. Not all the way to Manchester yet, but only a few more hours and this will all be over. Thank goodness!!
#UKBound #Moving #OnwardAndUpward #TravelKitties
#UKBound #Moving #OnwardAndUpward #TravelKitties
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Oh by the way we're in the UK now. Not all the way to Manchester yet, but only a few more hours and this will all be over. Thank goodness!!
#UKBound #Moving #OnwardAndUpward #TravelKitties
#UKBound #Moving #OnwardAndUpward #TravelKitties
I'm taking a moment tonight to absorb the fact that in 4 short days I'm going to not only not be in this apartment ever again, but not even on this continent for the foreseeable future. That is wild. I'm laying on my familiar, comfy mattress in familiar, comfy California and soon I....won't be. 🫣
July 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I'm taking a moment tonight to absorb the fact that in 4 short days I'm going to not only not be in this apartment ever again, but not even on this continent for the foreseeable future. That is wild. I'm laying on my familiar, comfy mattress in familiar, comfy California and soon I....won't be. 🫣
Interesting. The bike that got stolen in November suddenly moved, according to the trackers that are apparently still attached.
Wonder what kind of life that poor baby is living now. :(
Wonder what kind of life that poor baby is living now. :(
July 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Interesting. The bike that got stolen in November suddenly moved, according to the trackers that are apparently still attached.
Wonder what kind of life that poor baby is living now. :(
Wonder what kind of life that poor baby is living now. :(
July 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
⚠️ Heads up y'all I'm at the post office. ⚠️
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
⚠️ Heads up y'all I'm at the post office. ⚠️
2.5 hours after my grocery delivery window closed, they began picking my items.
They picked 2 items, then cancelled it.
I've been holding off on my dinner for almost 4 hours at this point because I was waiting on those groceries.
Prettyyyyyy frustrated right now. :(
They picked 2 items, then cancelled it.
I've been holding off on my dinner for almost 4 hours at this point because I was waiting on those groceries.
Prettyyyyyy frustrated right now. :(
June 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
2.5 hours after my grocery delivery window closed, they began picking my items.
They picked 2 items, then cancelled it.
I've been holding off on my dinner for almost 4 hours at this point because I was waiting on those groceries.
Prettyyyyyy frustrated right now. :(
They picked 2 items, then cancelled it.
I've been holding off on my dinner for almost 4 hours at this point because I was waiting on those groceries.
Prettyyyyyy frustrated right now. :(
Hey Oakland!
Garage sale on Sunday! 10ish am!
Costumes, clothes, craft supplies, furniture, treasures, trinkets!!
I can't take it to the UK and I'm freaking out about how much there is. 😭
Good deals!
Message for address!
#garagesale #yardsale #oakland #eastbay #sanfrancisco #bayarea
Garage sale on Sunday! 10ish am!
Costumes, clothes, craft supplies, furniture, treasures, trinkets!!
I can't take it to the UK and I'm freaking out about how much there is. 😭
Good deals!
Message for address!
#garagesale #yardsale #oakland #eastbay #sanfrancisco #bayarea
June 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hey Oakland!
Garage sale on Sunday! 10ish am!
Costumes, clothes, craft supplies, furniture, treasures, trinkets!!
I can't take it to the UK and I'm freaking out about how much there is. 😭
Good deals!
Message for address!
#garagesale #yardsale #oakland #eastbay #sanfrancisco #bayarea
Garage sale on Sunday! 10ish am!
Costumes, clothes, craft supplies, furniture, treasures, trinkets!!
I can't take it to the UK and I'm freaking out about how much there is. 😭
Good deals!
Message for address!
#garagesale #yardsale #oakland #eastbay #sanfrancisco #bayarea
The cats go in for the 1st of their int'l travel exams tomorrow (well, later today).
I also gave notice on my apartment today, and will get my new lease in the next few hours.
Guess it's all locked in. 😅 No going back on the plan now! UK here I come!
...Just gotta finish getting rid of my stuff 💀
I also gave notice on my apartment today, and will get my new lease in the next few hours.
Guess it's all locked in. 😅 No going back on the plan now! UK here I come!
...Just gotta finish getting rid of my stuff 💀
June 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The cats go in for the 1st of their int'l travel exams tomorrow (well, later today).
I also gave notice on my apartment today, and will get my new lease in the next few hours.
Guess it's all locked in. 😅 No going back on the plan now! UK here I come!
...Just gotta finish getting rid of my stuff 💀
I also gave notice on my apartment today, and will get my new lease in the next few hours.
Guess it's all locked in. 😅 No going back on the plan now! UK here I come!
...Just gotta finish getting rid of my stuff 💀
June 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To whoever did not receive the two half-gallons of almond milk they put on their grocery order... I'm very sorry that they got delivered to me instead, therefore depriving you of your almondy goodness. :(
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
To whoever did not receive the two half-gallons of almond milk they put on their grocery order... I'm very sorry that they got delivered to me instead, therefore depriving you of your almondy goodness. :(
It's probably a very good thing I didn't discover until three weeks before moving away that there is a super cute wine shop with chill nice staff and good prices a block from my house.
June 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's probably a very good thing I didn't discover until three weeks before moving away that there is a super cute wine shop with chill nice staff and good prices a block from my house.
Also, the kitty supplies I bought for the move to the UK arrived today (poor dears are NOT ready for the 24 hour itinerary we have ahead of us 🥺).
One of the items was a set of harnesses so I can let the cats stretch their legs.
Here's how the test fitting went.
#CatsOfBluesky #Strugglebus
One of the items was a set of harnesses so I can let the cats stretch their legs.
Here's how the test fitting went.
#CatsOfBluesky #Strugglebus
June 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Also, the kitty supplies I bought for the move to the UK arrived today (poor dears are NOT ready for the 24 hour itinerary we have ahead of us 🥺).
One of the items was a set of harnesses so I can let the cats stretch their legs.
Here's how the test fitting went.
#CatsOfBluesky #Strugglebus
One of the items was a set of harnesses so I can let the cats stretch their legs.
Here's how the test fitting went.
#CatsOfBluesky #Strugglebus
A small win today: I completely dismantled my entire bathroom other than what I absolutely need for now, like my toothbrush and shower curtain - everything else got tossed/boxed/saved for yard sale. That means one whole room is essentially ready for my move! 🥳
#UKbound #moving #progress
#UKbound #moving #progress
June 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Thinking of having a mini yard sale sometime soonish but we're headed into a very busy few weeks here soon - so I thought I'd take a poll. Are you more likely to stop by a yard sale on:
Pride Sunday?
Or 4th of July Sunday?
Or does this not make any difference to you? 🤔
Pride Sunday?
Or 4th of July Sunday?
Or does this not make any difference to you? 🤔
June 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Thinking of having a mini yard sale sometime soonish but we're headed into a very busy few weeks here soon - so I thought I'd take a poll. Are you more likely to stop by a yard sale on:
Pride Sunday?
Or 4th of July Sunday?
Or does this not make any difference to you? 🤔
Pride Sunday?
Or 4th of July Sunday?
Or does this not make any difference to you? 🤔
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So it's going to cost at least $2500 just to get the two pieces of paper that will allow my cats into Europe.
I have no idea how to afford that. :( That's like half of my entire living expenses budget for the foreseeable future.
This move is one of the hardest things I've ever tried to negotiate.
I have no idea how to afford that. :( That's like half of my entire living expenses budget for the foreseeable future.
This move is one of the hardest things I've ever tried to negotiate.
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So it's going to cost at least $2500 just to get the two pieces of paper that will allow my cats into Europe.
I have no idea how to afford that. :( That's like half of my entire living expenses budget for the foreseeable future.
This move is one of the hardest things I've ever tried to negotiate.
I have no idea how to afford that. :( That's like half of my entire living expenses budget for the foreseeable future.
This move is one of the hardest things I've ever tried to negotiate.
Warning: radioactive cat 🥺
Just a few days left in Jubilee's quarantine! We can snuggle again on Tuesday and I'm so excited for it.
#catsofbluesky #calico #atomickitten #radioactive
Just a few days left in Jubilee's quarantine! We can snuggle again on Tuesday and I'm so excited for it.
#catsofbluesky #calico #atomickitten #radioactive
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Warning: radioactive cat 🥺
Just a few days left in Jubilee's quarantine! We can snuggle again on Tuesday and I'm so excited for it.
#catsofbluesky #calico #atomickitten #radioactive
Just a few days left in Jubilee's quarantine! We can snuggle again on Tuesday and I'm so excited for it.
#catsofbluesky #calico #atomickitten #radioactive
To say this move has me stressed is hilariously understating it. Basically every piece of it is falling apart or is way more tenuous than I'd like it to be.
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
To say this move has me stressed is hilariously understating it. Basically every piece of it is falling apart or is way more tenuous than I'd like it to be.
5am seems like the appropriate time for the cats to discover the chirping cat toy they lost ages ago 🫠
June 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
5am seems like the appropriate time for the cats to discover the chirping cat toy they lost ages ago 🫠
June 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM