Jimmy "The Merchant" Parker
@merchantofducks.bsky.social
I post my dumb ideas here
Look upon my whip and sequential nae nae
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Look upon my whip and sequential nae nae
"Bros before hoes," said the discernably unsuccessful farmer.
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Bros before hoes," said the discernably unsuccessful farmer.
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten-nes-see
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten-nes-see
Isn't it cool how if you ask an AI a question, it responds with "Wikipedia says..." Like, yeah, I couldn't have done that, I'm so glad we've spent countless resources to develop you
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Isn't it cool how if you ask an AI a question, it responds with "Wikipedia says..." Like, yeah, I couldn't have done that, I'm so glad we've spent countless resources to develop you
she jimmy on my john until I freaky fast
July 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
she jimmy on my john until I freaky fast
We're closer to 2050 than we are 2000 BCE. That's wild.
July 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We're closer to 2050 than we are 2000 BCE. That's wild.
New Arctic Moth Meme of the Timeline
June 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
New Arctic Moth Meme of the Timeline
Ketchup Mechanic
June 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ketchup Mechanic
100 Men vs. 1 Gorillaz
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
100 Men vs. 1 Gorillaz
May 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Realized I should probably be talking about stream stuff on here more
On that note, stream tonight
On that note, stream tonight
March 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Realized I should probably be talking about stream stuff on here more
On that note, stream tonight
On that note, stream tonight
Dark Souls is not my comfort game
February 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dark Souls is not my comfort game
Monster Hunter Wilds is right around the corner, and the second beta test starts tomorrow night. I guess it's finally time to start streaming again.
February 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Monster Hunter Wilds is right around the corner, and the second beta test starts tomorrow night. I guess it's finally time to start streaming again.
what is sephiroth last name send tweet
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
what is sephiroth last name send tweet
Damn, I just actually forgot my age for minute... And it took longer to figure out than I care to admit.
January 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damn, I just actually forgot my age for minute... And it took longer to figure out than I care to admit.
Hawk, Tuah? Isn't that the skateboard dude?
January 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hawk, Tuah? Isn't that the skateboard dude?
I fear I may have gotten hooked by Marvel Rivals. Please send thoughts and prayers for my FFXIV character.
January 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I fear I may have gotten hooked by Marvel Rivals. Please send thoughts and prayers for my FFXIV character.
My friend introduced me to a game called Pseudoregalia the other day and I just played it for the first time. I'm really enjoying it! The movement is great, I haven't had this much fun with a platformer in a while. I'm kinda wanting to stream the experience...
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My friend introduced me to a game called Pseudoregalia the other day and I just played it for the first time. I'm really enjoying it! The movement is great, I haven't had this much fun with a platformer in a while. I'm kinda wanting to stream the experience...
Weatherman: A high-impact winter storm is moving in on the area. Keep warm clothes and a blanket in your car in case you break down. Preparing for the worst is always best.
Me:
Me:
January 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Weatherman: A high-impact winter storm is moving in on the area. Keep warm clothes and a blanket in your car in case you break down. Preparing for the worst is always best.
Me:
Me:
Will uwu 4 food
December 25, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Will uwu 4 food
I gotta play more Helldivers 2
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I gotta play more Helldivers 2
People when I'm tardy to an event:
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
People when I'm tardy to an event: