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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Is Elon Worth It?
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What? Really? Elon demands a $1 trillion pay package
Is he a net positive for humanity or a net negative?
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October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is Elon Worth It?
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Trump’s illegal executions
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Trump's illegal executions
You or I could be next
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October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump’s illegal executions
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Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops Is Reclusive Heir to Mellon Fortune
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October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”
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October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
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Sorry, Loser!
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Sorry, Loser!
As long as there's a First Amendment, I plan to enjoy it.
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September 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sorry, Loser!
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Stephen Miller: America’s Little Nazi Coward open.substack.com/pub/captainf...
Even if something happens to the Petite Dick-tater, he's not going away.
Even if something happens to the Petite Dick-tater, he's not going away.
Stephen Miller: America’s Little Nazi Coward
Stephen Miller is the fascist freak show who proves evil doesn’t need charisma, doesn’t need talent, doesn’t even need balls—it just needs access.
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September 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Stephen Miller: America’s Little Nazi Coward open.substack.com/pub/captainf...
Even if something happens to the Petite Dick-tater, he's not going away.
Even if something happens to the Petite Dick-tater, he's not going away.
Sunday thought: Why Trump is doomed
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Sunday thought: Why Trump is doomed
Friends,
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August 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sunday thought: Why Trump is doomed
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The silencing
Colbert, The Washington Post, Columbia University … and on it goes
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July 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Three critical stories that are getting buried by Epsteingate
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Three critical stories that are getting buried by Epsteingate
We have little or no chance of rectifying the most serious wrongs if we’re captivated by the most exciting.
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July 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three critical stories that are getting buried by Epsteingate
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Now the Second (and Worse) Stage of Trump’s Police State
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Now the Second (and Worse) Stage of Trump’s Police State
It’s part of the Big Ugly Bill just signed into law, and it will be evident very soon.
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July 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Now the Second (and Worse) Stage of Trump’s Police State
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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
“With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”
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July 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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RFK Jr’s Worm Now Living in Kristi Noem’s Brain
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RFK Jr’s Worm Now Living in Kristi Noem’s Brain
"It was time for a change of scenery," the worm said.
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June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
RFK Jr’s Worm Now Living in Kristi Noem’s Brain
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Republican lawmakers in Ohio to propose total abortion and IVF ban ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/06/17/r...
We need to make sure that we keep what we voted for- reproductive rights for all women. Stand up. Fight back.
We need to make sure that we keep what we voted for- reproductive rights for all women. Stand up. Fight back.
Republican lawmakers in Ohio to propose total abortion and IVF ban • Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio Republican lawmakers are planning to introduce a bill that would completely ban and criminalize abortion, IVF and some forms of contraception.
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June 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Republican lawmakers in Ohio to propose total abortion and IVF ban ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/06/17/r...
We need to make sure that we keep what we voted for- reproductive rights for all women. Stand up. Fight back.
We need to make sure that we keep what we voted for- reproductive rights for all women. Stand up. Fight back.
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You can clearly hear Sen. Padilla identify himself. The feds continued to force him to the ground and handcuff him. If you weren't scared before, this should do it.
You can clearly hear Sen. Padilla identify himself. The feds continued to force him to the ground and handcuff him. If you weren't scared before, this should do it.
Calif. Senator Forcibly Removed and Handcuffed After Interrupting Noem
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June 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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You can clearly hear Sen. Padilla identify himself. The feds continued to force him to the ground and handcuff him. If you weren't scared before, this should do it.
You can clearly hear Sen. Padilla identify himself. The feds continued to force him to the ground and handcuff him. If you weren't scared before, this should do it.
The World Class Cowards of ABC News open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Thank you, Andy!
Thank you, Andy!
The World-class Cowards of ABC News
The ongoing surrender of corporate media.
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June 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Thank you, Andy!
Thank you, Andy!
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
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Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
“It is time for the fighting to stop,” the Ukrainian president said.
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June 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
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The Billionaire Hoarding Plague: How America’s Richest Became Its Biggest Threat open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
I think he's being too kind when he calls it a mental illness.
I think he's being too kind when he calls it a mental illness.
The Billionaire Hoarding Plague: How America’s Richest Became Its Biggest Threat
How a sick obsession is killing workers, democracy, and our planet…
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May 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I think he's being too kind when he calls it a mental illness.
I think he's being too kind when he calls it a mental illness.
Your hair is on fire! Take action Now! Call your senators!
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This Is So Bad
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May 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Your hair is on fire! Take action Now! Call your senators!
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Keep schools safe for children and families—and keep ICE out!
The threat of ICE in schools creates unnecessary trauma, leads to damaged trust in educators, and causes students from undocumented and mixed-status families to miss school, leaving a lasting impact o...
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May 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Americans, Stop Waiting for America to Look Like What You Think Fascism Will Look Like
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Americans, Stop Waiting for America to Look Like What You Think Fascism Will Look Like
America is tragically deceptive right now.
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May 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Americans, Stop Waiting for America to Look Like What You Think Fascism Will Look Like
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South African President’s Approval Rating Expected to Soar After Trump Acts Like a Dick
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South African President’s Approval Rating Expected to Soar After Trump Acts Like a Dick
His approval rating could double thanks to Trump’s tantrum, experts believe.
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May 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
South African President’s Approval Rating Expected to Soar After Trump Acts Like a Dick
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People's Town Hall-Empty Chair for Ohio 10th Congressional District · DIFA: District 10 Indivisible For All
Join us for an Ohio Congressional District 10 Empty Chair People's Town Hall. Registration Required to attend. If our reps won’t have a town hall, then we will have our own!
To protect our democracy,...
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May 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Trump caught in major corruption scheme open.substack.com/pub/briantyl...
Perfectly explained.
Perfectly explained.
Trump caught in major corruption scheme
Even for Trump, the overt corruption is staggering.
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May 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trump caught in major corruption scheme open.substack.com/pub/briantyl...
Perfectly explained.
Perfectly explained.