I can't prove it but I have a suspicious feeling that the "Me in 2016” trend was started to train AI.

Would love to see how this one responds apps.rebble.io/applications...

One day I'll be able to poop without an audience. Today however, is not that day.

#toddlerlife

I'm still pissed that Crumbl, not Baked, won the great Cookie Wars.

Is there an easier way to tell if a new follower is a bot besides just having to guess? Asking for a friend, who happens to be me.

Yesterday my kid told me about how they talked about Bigfoot in science class, so I asked them what they learned:

My kid: "Bigfoot isn't real"
Me: "You sure about that?"

It was at this point that I was lectured by my child about the various reasons why Bigfoot isn't real.

Can't win them all.

I would think that they would have photoshopped a BIPOC person in by now.

Love the Sonny Bono Preserve area for finding owls.

I'm a simple man, if I can't tell if someone is a bot or not, I block.

I haven't found them yet, but anything is possible if you believe.

Haha much appreciated, but rest assured I'm also very much left-wing since 2015.

Don't mind me just collecting social media apps like they're Pokemon. Hoping that maybe the next one will lead to free tacos. I very much would like some free tacos.