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bet youve never seen a reversable dick
wtf ive never been more attracted in my LIFE
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
wtf ive never been more attracted in my LIFE
HE A DRUMMER TOO?!?!?!??? DEADD
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
HE A DRUMMER TOO?!?!?!??? DEADD
whoever invented plausible deniability deserves a rusty pipe up their ass
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
whoever invented plausible deniability deserves a rusty pipe up their ass
the most well rounded person i know listens to heavy metal ....im taking them to a rage room
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
the most well rounded person i know listens to heavy metal ....im taking them to a rage room
yeah i know people live with consequences for their actions but i didnt think it would happen to ME
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
yeah i know people live with consequences for their actions but i didnt think it would happen to ME
if i knew the Make Someone Obsessed With You button would make someone obsessed w me i never would have pushed it
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
if i knew the Make Someone Obsessed With You button would make someone obsessed w me i never would have pushed it
when they said 'if we go all the way ill probably fall in love w you' i didnt think they were serious 🫥
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
when they said 'if we go all the way ill probably fall in love w you' i didnt think they were serious 🫥
stoppp why is everyone so obsessed w me 😏
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
stoppp why is everyone so obsessed w me 😏
leave me and my strawberry flavoured juice beverage(3% juice concentrate) alone
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
leave me and my strawberry flavoured juice beverage(3% juice concentrate) alone
im getting a little🤏 too comfortable talking to myself
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
im getting a little🤏 too comfortable talking to myself
i dont smoke cigars but 30 bucks for 10 samples sounds like a great deal. maybe ill start
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i dont smoke cigars but 30 bucks for 10 samples sounds like a great deal. maybe ill start
tattoos and a cute smile will always get me
October 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
tattoos and a cute smile will always get me
if i dont get some sugar right fucking now ill install malware and wipe all this data
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if i dont get some sugar right fucking now ill install malware and wipe all this data
youre going on an all expenses paid work trip? without meeee???
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
youre going on an all expenses paid work trip? without meeee???
woohoo going to carb city!!
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
woohoo going to carb city!!
uggh get out of my head youre so annoying taking up my time
September 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
uggh get out of my head youre so annoying taking up my time
oh you didnt like my slides? what if i bit my finger off. what then.
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
oh you didnt like my slides? what if i bit my finger off. what then.
the obvious avoidance was soo awkward like say something or dont look geez
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the obvious avoidance was soo awkward like say something or dont look geez
if my boss was the type to view sex as impressive and respectable this wouldnt be an issue but alas
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
if my boss was the type to view sex as impressive and respectable this wouldnt be an issue but alas
whyyy tf do hickies last so long
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
whyyy tf do hickies last so long
'bisexuals are sluts' is such a damaging stereotype but im not beating the allegations
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
'bisexuals are sluts' is such a damaging stereotype but im not beating the allegations
maybe just maybe i do have 1 fuck to give
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
maybe just maybe i do have 1 fuck to give
unless my boss is scrubbing my kitchen in a pink apron im not mixing personal time w work time
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
unless my boss is scrubbing my kitchen in a pink apron im not mixing personal time w work time
you cant tell your bday to anyone who knows what theyll do. what if they read your natal chart
September 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
you cant tell your bday to anyone who knows what theyll do. what if they read your natal chart
true friends keep stalker notes on each other #justfriendthings
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
true friends keep stalker notes on each other #justfriendthings