Mendel Kalmenson
@mendelkalmenson.bsky.social
@mendelkalmenson from twitter.
Still a role model.
Still a role model.
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Looks like DOGE fired everyone at twitter accidentally
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looks like DOGE fired everyone at twitter accidentally
Just wait until day one, you won't believe how quickly he'll bring the prices down
Egg prices are up 53%.
February 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just wait until day one, you won't believe how quickly he'll bring the prices down
This year Tu B'Shvat and Valentine's day are just one day apart so I'll make sure to have a date
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This year Tu B'Shvat and Valentine's day are just one day apart so I'll make sure to have a date
I hope I'm as cool as Gadi Moses is when I'm 80.
Welcome home friend, we've been waiting for you❤️
Welcome home friend, we've been waiting for you❤️
January 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I hope I'm as cool as Gadi Moses is when I'm 80.
Welcome home friend, we've been waiting for you❤️
Welcome home friend, we've been waiting for you❤️
How can anyone accuse me of being pro graffiti? I literally did community service cleaning graffiti off of overpasses just last year
January 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
How can anyone accuse me of being pro graffiti? I literally did community service cleaning graffiti off of overpasses just last year
This, but for matzo balls, would make life worth living
January 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This, but for matzo balls, would make life worth living
Is there a minimum age requirement for old age homes?
Asking for me
Asking for me
January 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is there a minimum age requirement for old age homes?
Asking for me
Asking for me
Eating unkosher, not OK
January 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Eating unkosher, not OK
Great, my wife is learning how to use AI video editors
December 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Great, my wife is learning how to use AI video editors
Full industries are down while we await the return of chatgpt
December 26, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Full industries are down while we await the return of chatgpt
Chanukah isn't for another 22 hours why are there sufganiyot in all the stores already smh
December 24, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Chanukah isn't for another 22 hours why are there sufganiyot in all the stores already smh
yosef be like
December 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM
yosef be like
What's the food that if your date said "oh I like that" you'd refuse to keep seeing them?
For me it's canned gefilte fish
For me it's canned gefilte fish
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
What's the food that if your date said "oh I like that" you'd refuse to keep seeing them?
For me it's canned gefilte fish
For me it's canned gefilte fish
Elon in 2022 vs Elon in 2024
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Elon in 2022 vs Elon in 2024
Loving the discipline on the "Trump, Vice President to POTUS Elon" message.
You know that's gonna break Donny bad
You know that's gonna break Donny bad
December 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Loving the discipline on the "Trump, Vice President to POTUS Elon" message.
You know that's gonna break Donny bad
You know that's gonna break Donny bad
The assertion that practitioners within the academe intentionally operationalize an arcane specialized nomenclature as a gatekeeping apparatus to render their epistemological contributions impervious to exogenous comprehension is bereft of any substantive corroborative evidence.
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 AM
The assertion that practitioners within the academe intentionally operationalize an arcane specialized nomenclature as a gatekeeping apparatus to render their epistemological contributions impervious to exogenous comprehension is bereft of any substantive corroborative evidence.
We got a thermal camera so I can now prove scientifically that my wife's hands are colder than mine
December 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
We got a thermal camera so I can now prove scientifically that my wife's hands are colder than mine
People love complaining that "they don't build things to last anymore" but I just ate this four months expired milky and it was delicious
December 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
People love complaining that "they don't build things to last anymore" but I just ate this four months expired milky and it was delicious
What I like about bluesky is that while I have fewer followers compared to twitter, my reach here is also much smaller
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 PM
What I like about bluesky is that while I have fewer followers compared to twitter, my reach here is also much smaller
If I was manufacturing artificial flowers I'd make some of them look dead so that they actually seemed realistic
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM
If I was manufacturing artificial flowers I'd make some of them look dead so that they actually seemed realistic
Mendel Kalmenson on Bluesky expresses hope that Donald Trump will fight for more tolerance of minority groups like they have in Norway
Ro Khanna on MSNBC expresses hope that Donald Trump will fight for socialized medicine like Canada has
December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Mendel Kalmenson on Bluesky expresses hope that Donald Trump will fight for more tolerance of minority groups like they have in Norway
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
LinkedIn is breaking. Today is a good day
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
LinkedIn is breaking. Today is a good day
Sometimes when I wake up and feel funny I think y
(if bluesky doesn't give us drafts I'm posting my drafts to my TL for later use)
(if bluesky doesn't give us drafts I'm posting my drafts to my TL for later use)
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Sometimes when I wake up and feel funny I think y
(if bluesky doesn't give us drafts I'm posting my drafts to my TL for later use)
(if bluesky doesn't give us drafts I'm posting my drafts to my TL for later use)
This could have been Russia in June of 2023 but Prigozhin got cold feet or some shit a minute before Moscow
December 8, 2024 at 2:11 PM
This could have been Russia in June of 2023 but Prigozhin got cold feet or some shit a minute before Moscow