Simeon Saint 🎭
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Former circus clown, now just a tragic clown. 🙈🙉🙊 || He/They, MV/MS || Roleplay | Parody, Icon: https://www.tumblr.com/anaizzzen/764689149030694912 || Authored by Jinx #aarp #aceattorneyrp
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❝He showed me how to stop being a victim. To stop being hunted...❞
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Ugh I‘m so bored
October 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ugh I‘m so bored
A black eye and some cracked ribs. Could be worse, I‘ll count it as a win
October 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A black eye and some cracked ribs. Could be worse, I‘ll count it as a win
Judging by the noises I‘m pretty sure they went through with their riot. Guess it was just a matter of time.
I‘m gonna be as invisible as I can possibly be for the next few hours…
I‘m gonna be as invisible as I can possibly be for the next few hours…
October 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Judging by the noises I‘m pretty sure they went through with their riot. Guess it was just a matter of time.
I‘m gonna be as invisible as I can possibly be for the next few hours…
I‘m gonna be as invisible as I can possibly be for the next few hours…
I would kill for some chips
September 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I would kill for some chips
I heard murmurings of a prison riot, think I might stick to my cell for the foreseeable future
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I heard murmurings of a prison riot, think I might stick to my cell for the foreseeable future
I was moved to a single cell after Simon’s acquittal, I’m not complaining cause I prefer keeping to myself but man I miss that grump
August 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I was moved to a single cell after Simon’s acquittal, I’m not complaining cause I prefer keeping to myself but man I miss that grump
Obviously, we should probably all have therapy in here
Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner
Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Obviously, we should probably all have therapy in here
Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner
Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner
My last hairtie is gone.
I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear
I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear
August 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My last hairtie is gone.
I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear
I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear
Wow I love getting random panic attacks when I'm not in my cell very fun
August 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wow I love getting random panic attacks when I'm not in my cell very fun
When you ask someone what the worst thing about prison is and they don't say 'the showers' they're lying to you
July 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When you ask someone what the worst thing about prison is and they don't say 'the showers' they're lying to you
My old man was killed and I don't even get to enjoy it cause everybody thinks it was me. 🙄
July 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My old man was killed and I don't even get to enjoy it cause everybody thinks it was me. 🙄
"I've come to learn the actually dangerous people in here are the ones that aren't bragging about everything..."
"Even I didn't go around bragging about it. Not that I actually did, but that's not anything to write home about."
"It‘s like 'I killed a guy' which hello, a lot of people here have, is that supposed to sound scary?"
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"I've come to learn the actually dangerous people in here are the ones that aren't bragging about everything..."
"It‘s like 'I killed a guy' which hello, a lot of people here have, is that supposed to sound scary?"
"That bad, huh?"
The guy that occupies Si‘s old cell now is so boring. Ooo you’re so dangerous, I‘m literally shaking.
July 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"It‘s like 'I killed a guy' which hello, a lot of people here have, is that supposed to sound scary?"
The guy that occupies Si‘s old cell now is so boring. Ooo you’re so dangerous, I‘m literally shaking.
July 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The guy that occupies Si‘s old cell now is so boring. Ooo you’re so dangerous, I‘m literally shaking.
My current scheme is to befriend the cafeteria people and see if they give me any treats if I look sad enough
July 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My current scheme is to befriend the cafeteria people and see if they give me any treats if I look sad enough
The guy in the cell opposite of mine has the voice of an angel, he sings really beautifully
Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something
Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something
July 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The guy in the cell opposite of mine has the voice of an angel, he sings really beautifully
Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something
Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something
"You‘re the best, thank you~"
"I'll have a couple of those bowls sent over."
"Oh my god yes please"
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"You‘re the best, thank you~"
"Oh my god yes please"
"I can have something arranged. How do you feel about spicy ramen?"
"I‘m not really in the mood for sweets. Something spicy would be better."
June 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Oh my god yes please"
Sure let me just grab a knife real quick
* remove it.
I fear the condition 'has a uterus' is not something doctors take very seriously
June 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sure let me just grab a knife real quick
"I‘m not really in the mood for sweets. Something spicy would be better."
"No, I'm afraid not. Would chocolate help? I find a medium dark chocolate helps me when mine get bad."
"A hot-water bottle would be divine, but something tells me that‘s not exactly among the list of acceptable gifts in here…"
June 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"I‘m not really in the mood for sweets. Something spicy would be better."
I fear the condition 'has a uterus' is not something doctors take very seriously
* you should get that checked out
Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real
June 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I fear the condition 'has a uterus' is not something doctors take very seriously
"A hot-water bottle would be divine, but something tells me that‘s not exactly among the list of acceptable gifts in here…"
"Oh, my poor dear. . . Is there anything I can do to help?"
I don’t know if you can actually die from cramps but I might be the first victim
June 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"A hot-water bottle would be divine, but something tells me that‘s not exactly among the list of acceptable gifts in here…"
I don’t know if you can actually die from cramps but I might be the first victim
"WHAT?!"
Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real
June 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t know if you can actually die from cramps but I might be the first victim
Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real
I wouldn't consider myself that small but I feel like everyone in this prison towers over me 😒
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I wouldn't consider myself that small but I feel like everyone in this prison towers over me 😒