Melonhead
@melonhead60.bsky.social
Complainuccino with whip ☕
Software Dev - Streamer - Homeless Ghost
I make apps faster than I can publish them 💪😅💪
Youtube 🍈 https://youtube.com/@melonhead60?si=BWxRKmVaqFBlOz7f
Twitch 🍉 https://www.twitch.tv/melonhead60
Software Dev - Streamer - Homeless Ghost
I make apps faster than I can publish them 💪😅💪
Youtube 🍈 https://youtube.com/@melonhead60?si=BWxRKmVaqFBlOz7f
Twitch 🍉 https://www.twitch.tv/melonhead60
Haha ice storm haha get it? 🤨
Understand? 🤨
🧊aaaa whoosh🌪️👮♂️👈
Understand? 🤨
🧊aaaa whoosh🌪️👮♂️👈
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Haha ice storm haha get it? 🤨
Understand? 🤨
🧊aaaa whoosh🌪️👮♂️👈
Understand? 🤨
🧊aaaa whoosh🌪️👮♂️👈
I'm breaking up with Linux and going back to my abusive ex for financial reasons. sad.
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I'm breaking up with Linux and going back to my abusive ex for financial reasons. sad.
Linux is great and better then windows until it isn't.
I've spent 2 days trying to get Minecraft mods running, and not only are they not running, they bricked my motherboards firmware.
Have to reflash Linux, and like, that's so dumb man.
I'm not reflashing Linux, I'm going back to windows.
I've spent 2 days trying to get Minecraft mods running, and not only are they not running, they bricked my motherboards firmware.
Have to reflash Linux, and like, that's so dumb man.
I'm not reflashing Linux, I'm going back to windows.
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Linux is great and better then windows until it isn't.
I've spent 2 days trying to get Minecraft mods running, and not only are they not running, they bricked my motherboards firmware.
Have to reflash Linux, and like, that's so dumb man.
I'm not reflashing Linux, I'm going back to windows.
I've spent 2 days trying to get Minecraft mods running, and not only are they not running, they bricked my motherboards firmware.
Have to reflash Linux, and like, that's so dumb man.
I'm not reflashing Linux, I'm going back to windows.
SHE MEANT INGENUINE 🤣
The mystery is solved and a new word has been discovered, I love it honestly what a queen 👑
The mystery is solved and a new word has been discovered, I love it honestly what a queen 👑
Fellas, I just met a gal on the apps saying she doesn't fuck with ingenuity.
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
SHE MEANT INGENUINE 🤣
The mystery is solved and a new word has been discovered, I love it honestly what a queen 👑
The mystery is solved and a new word has been discovered, I love it honestly what a queen 👑
Fellas, I just met a gal on the apps saying she doesn't fuck with ingenuity.
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Fellas, I just met a gal on the apps saying she doesn't fuck with ingenuity.
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
Um???? Excuse me????
w h a t ?
I'm actually dying I'm ded
If we go to war with Denmark, can Denmark win? Like clean as hell style? Can they win so hard they takeover America?
Then we could finally have free healthcare 🥺
Then we could finally have free healthcare 🥺
January 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If we go to war with Denmark, can Denmark win? Like clean as hell style? Can they win so hard they takeover America?
Then we could finally have free healthcare 🥺
Then we could finally have free healthcare 🥺
JOKER!!!!
YOUR DEADLINE'S APPROACHING!!!!
YOUR DEADLINE'S APPROACHING!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
JOKER!!!!
YOUR DEADLINE'S APPROACHING!!!!
YOUR DEADLINE'S APPROACHING!!!!
My university lost its accreditation two semesters in.
Fuck my whole life man 🤣
Fuck my whole life man 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
My university lost its accreditation two semesters in.
Fuck my whole life man 🤣
Fuck my whole life man 🤣
Temu's selling bolldozers now
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Temu's selling bolldozers now
Breaking News! Patrick start has kiilled Elizabeth from Persona 3 Reload! What a chad oolalaaa 🥰
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Breaking News! Patrick start has kiilled Elizabeth from Persona 3 Reload! What a chad oolalaaa 🥰
TILAR where have you been all my life ❤️❤️❤️
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January 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
TILAR where have you been all my life ❤️❤️❤️
We heard you talking about a lack of affordability, so I had my boys cook a lil something up. After many late nights in the office, we're happy to finally announce the release 👐 of pay-walled affordability
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
We heard you talking about a lack of affordability, so I had my boys cook a lil something up. After many late nights in the office, we're happy to finally announce the release 👐 of pay-walled affordability
Nahhhh fam were not in a recession, my margin this month is 3 US dollars! That's a 200% increase from last month! 💰
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Nahhhh fam were not in a recession, my margin this month is 3 US dollars! That's a 200% increase from last month! 💰
Just got home from a date with the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on and she made funny noises like meeeeee aaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺
❤️
❤️
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Just got home from a date with the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on and she made funny noises like meeeeee aaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺
❤️
❤️
Have some beauty I saw
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Have some beauty I saw
How did "Alexa, play despacito" EVER accomplish what it did.
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
How did "Alexa, play despacito" EVER accomplish what it did.
Here's what I read this year!
1) America to filth (billionaire bad)
2) Too many dang communist posts (y'all blind to mass starvation fr)
3) Enough evidence to give trump the death penalty (he won't get it, justice is dead)
4) The Minecraft Bible
Here's to a great 2026! 🎉
1) America to filth (billionaire bad)
2) Too many dang communist posts (y'all blind to mass starvation fr)
3) Enough evidence to give trump the death penalty (he won't get it, justice is dead)
4) The Minecraft Bible
Here's to a great 2026! 🎉
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Here's what I read this year!
1) America to filth (billionaire bad)
2) Too many dang communist posts (y'all blind to mass starvation fr)
3) Enough evidence to give trump the death penalty (he won't get it, justice is dead)
4) The Minecraft Bible
Here's to a great 2026! 🎉
1) America to filth (billionaire bad)
2) Too many dang communist posts (y'all blind to mass starvation fr)
3) Enough evidence to give trump the death penalty (he won't get it, justice is dead)
4) The Minecraft Bible
Here's to a great 2026! 🎉
Haven't been able to stream cuz my university won't stop hiring incompetent professours who arbitrarily fail me, but I recorded my voice with my new sm7b and omg aaaaaaaaaaa I love it.
The axe sharpening year continues, but the axe is looking so fucking sharp.
Finna cut through god I swear!
🪓🪓🪓
The axe sharpening year continues, but the axe is looking so fucking sharp.
Finna cut through god I swear!
🪓🪓🪓
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Haven't been able to stream cuz my university won't stop hiring incompetent professours who arbitrarily fail me, but I recorded my voice with my new sm7b and omg aaaaaaaaaaa I love it.
The axe sharpening year continues, but the axe is looking so fucking sharp.
Finna cut through god I swear!
🪓🪓🪓
The axe sharpening year continues, but the axe is looking so fucking sharp.
Finna cut through god I swear!
🪓🪓🪓
Probably the best response I've seen to the Somali fraud thing
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Probably the best response I've seen to the Somali fraud thing
Don't sell yourself short this year. 2025 was a garbage year and it was a garbage year for reasons outside of your control.
Just focus on surviving the death of America. Everything will be ok once Trump is gone.
We got this 💪☺️💪
Just focus on surviving the death of America. Everything will be ok once Trump is gone.
We got this 💪☺️💪
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Don't sell yourself short this year. 2025 was a garbage year and it was a garbage year for reasons outside of your control.
Just focus on surviving the death of America. Everything will be ok once Trump is gone.
We got this 💪☺️💪
Just focus on surviving the death of America. Everything will be ok once Trump is gone.
We got this 💪☺️💪