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Melonhead
@melonhead60.bsky.social
Complainuccino with whip ☕

Software Dev - Streamer - Homeless Ghost

I make apps faster than I can publish them 💪😅💪

Youtube 🍈 https://youtube.com/@melonhead60?si=BWxRKmVaqFBlOz7f
Twitch 🍉 https://www.twitch.tv/melonhead60
At this point I wear my sub 1k subscriber count like a badge of honor LMAO my rise will be legendary 💪☺️💪
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I genuinely believe that if an elected official is found to have used their office to enrich themselves or their friends in any way then they should be euthanized.

Anything less is simply condoning the corruption, and the past 50 years of American politics is proof of that.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Catch me duck walkin gettin them gluties unfazed by the gaze of my neighbors, who think I'm on fent cuz of it bars
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Wikipedia and the Destruction of Trust
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
They did surgery on a controller 🍇
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Was accidentally rude to an Etsy shop owner (didn't realize phone numbers were required for international shipping).

My embarrassment is immeasurable and this shame will never leave me.

I'm sorry, Etsy shop person. I hope one day you may forgive me 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Reposted by Melonhead
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."

—FDR, 1936
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Slavery was Racist
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I worry that technology is going to evolve enough that murder becomes cheap, available, and risk free.

Like cheap ass murder drones you can send off to murk a billionaire with 100% accuracy and 0% evidence type beat.

But sadly, I feel like that would be the only way billionaires could lose rn.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Annnnnnnnnd here we go 🙄
I wish I wasn't right all the time 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nothing says Super Mario Galaxy quite like Super Mario Odyssey
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Stuff like this would normally be lost to time because the news media would brush it under the rug, but the age of the internet means this information is widely available for all to see.

Which makes the anger we feel exponentially harsher and infinitely more justified.

It's death penalty shit :(
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"I'm sweet with a lil kick 😏" says the person with felony assault convictions 💅
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm calling it now, maga is going to use the Jeffrey emails smack talk as an excuse to make Jeffrey woke.

It's gonna do nothing, no amount of "the world's worst pedophile had dirt on him" is going to change their views.

Evidence doesn't matter to them.

Truth doesn't matter to them.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Melonhead
Priorities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Turned an RG351p into a headless dirtywave M8 tracker! Gonna make some sonic spinball music 🎶😊🎶
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
At least the sky is still beautiful 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Have some pepino to get you through these trying times 🫶
PEPINO DE NOVO
YouTube video by Brabus
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Made fagioli alluccelletto (with eXTRA mushrooms cuz I love them 🍄🍄🍄)
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The new democratic slogan of "I scratch your back then you let me scratch your back again" is starting to pissss meee offfff argggg 🏴‍☠️
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Melonhead
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Melonhead
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM