Mels 🏳️⚧️
@melodyinmyhead.bsky.social
professional yuri enjoyer. unprofessional VGC player. Minors do not interact because I do not want to see your thoughts or opinions. also because I am 29. Opinions are those of every employer on earth.
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Mels 🏳️⚧️
@melodyinmyhead.bsky.social
· Apr 10
If you are a lesbian viewing my page:
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hiiiiiiiiiii :3
One masculine thing I don’t think I’ll ever shake as long as I live is the immediate instinct to dap up my friends when I see them or when something good happens. One of my friends told me she was pregnant a while ago and this was pretty much my exact reaction
a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a fireplace in a living room with a sign that says bass
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a fireplace in a living room with a sign that says bass
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November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One masculine thing I don’t think I’ll ever shake as long as I live is the immediate instinct to dap up my friends when I see them or when something good happens. One of my friends told me she was pregnant a while ago and this was pretty much my exact reaction
Somebody should invent a weekday schedule that isn’t go to work>go home>jork it a lil>??????>go to bed
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Somebody should invent a weekday schedule that isn’t go to work>go home>jork it a lil>??????>go to bed
FINALLY. I CAN SAVE PICTURES OF BOOBS.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
FINALLY. I CAN SAVE PICTURES OF BOOBS.
Jarvis, kill that flutter mane.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jarvis, kill that flutter mane.
I was born to be a lesbian wife living with my lesbian wife in a cozy apartment in a major city, perhaps even with a cozy reading nook, and spend my time playing pokemon and having sex with my lesbian wife.
I was not born to have a j*b and have “Mr” on my ID badge.
I was not born to have a j*b and have “Mr” on my ID badge.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I was born to be a lesbian wife living with my lesbian wife in a cozy apartment in a major city, perhaps even with a cozy reading nook, and spend my time playing pokemon and having sex with my lesbian wife.
I was not born to have a j*b and have “Mr” on my ID badge.
I was not born to have a j*b and have “Mr” on my ID badge.
I’m a hopeless romantic but most of my fantasies are about introducing my partner to one piece and hunter x hunter and making them watch both all the way through with me
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m a hopeless romantic but most of my fantasies are about introducing my partner to one piece and hunter x hunter and making them watch both all the way through with me
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m wearing short shorts. They’re some of the few clearly feminine clothes that actually look good on me and make me look more feminine. If it’s cold my ass is wearing tights and shorts, because the shorts make that same ass look great.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m wearing short shorts. They’re some of the few clearly feminine clothes that actually look good on me and make me look more feminine. If it’s cold my ass is wearing tights and shorts, because the shorts make that same ass look great.
"Don't give up on a team too soon! Changing teams too often only hurts you."
Brother, this hurts way more.
Brother, this hurts way more.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Don't give up on a team too soon! Changing teams too often only hurts you."
Brother, this hurts way more.
Brother, this hurts way more.
It appears we have similar priorities
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It appears we have similar priorities
If the game doesn’t have yuri I’ll make it myself god dammit
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If the game doesn’t have yuri I’ll make it myself god dammit
The rank Z players in legends ZA were perhaps somewhat out of their depth after the rank reset
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The rank Z players in legends ZA were perhaps somewhat out of their depth after the rank reset
Me saying “That’s fine I’ll take that trade” when I lose my most important pokemon in a vgc game
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me saying “That’s fine I’ll take that trade” when I lose my most important pokemon in a vgc game
THATS MY MAYOR (I live in Florida)
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
THATS MY MAYOR (I live in Florida)
I guess I need to move to nyc now
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I guess I need to move to nyc now
I had an insanely stressful day at work and spent the whole day excited to play some reg F bo3 tonight. I had the single worst day of practice I have ever had in my vgc career and now I’m just gonna go to bed extremely angry.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I had an insanely stressful day at work and spent the whole day excited to play some reg F bo3 tonight. I had the single worst day of practice I have ever had in my vgc career and now I’m just gonna go to bed extremely angry.
I’m losing on play dot pokemon showdown dot com and I can’t find any music I really want to listen to and I can’t find a way to tuck that doesn’t feel like the skin is being ripped off and I’m in public AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m losing on play dot pokemon showdown dot com and I can’t find any music I really want to listen to and I can’t find a way to tuck that doesn’t feel like the skin is being ripped off and I’m in public AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alright which jackass got banned on showdown using the one vpn server I found that isn’t blacklisted
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Alright which jackass got banned on showdown using the one vpn server I found that isn’t blacklisted
How it feels to add a pokemon into the teambuilder for reg F then immediately remove it when I remember it can’t mega evolve in this game (I need mega metagross to ohko flutter mane with bullet punch immediately)
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
How it feels to add a pokemon into the teambuilder for reg F then immediately remove it when I remember it can’t mega evolve in this game (I need mega metagross to ohko flutter mane with bullet punch immediately)
My check engine light came on quick someone help while there’s still time. I can still be the first tranny that gets blown in my car.
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My check engine light came on quick someone help while there’s still time. I can still be the first tranny that gets blown in my car.
I LOVE WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND LONG SLEEVES AND FEELING THR COLD AIR BLOW ON MY SMOOTH LEGS IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ME RRRAAAAHHHHHHH
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I LOVE WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND LONG SLEEVES AND FEELING THR COLD AIR BLOW ON MY SMOOTH LEGS IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ME RRRAAAAHHHHHHH
Gallade was one of the MVPs in my 3rd place finish in my first draft league (and was my team’s mascot), and mega gallade has easily been my most consistent pokemon in ZA ranked battles. Forever one of my my goats
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Gallade was one of the MVPs in my 3rd place finish in my first draft league (and was my team’s mascot), and mega gallade has easily been my most consistent pokemon in ZA ranked battles. Forever one of my my goats
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I love Ivor from the hit game Pokémon Legends Z-A
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love Ivor from the hit game Pokémon Legends Z-A
After spending 3 days complaining to my friends that I couldn’t get any bottle caps in legends ZA, I finally got one (1) gold bottle cap. It only took 100 hours.
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After spending 3 days complaining to my friends that I couldn’t get any bottle caps in legends ZA, I finally got one (1) gold bottle cap. It only took 100 hours.
if hes invincible why can I see him
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
if hes invincible why can I see him