Mel 🍉
@melnathea.bsky.social
1996 • they/them • lesbian • artist • 🇩🇰 •
A pigeon eating half a tossed churro on the copenhagen streets
A pigeon eating half a tossed churro on the copenhagen streets
Gamers my tablet died today 🫠 borrowing my wife's until the new one i ordered arrives
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Gamers my tablet died today 🫠 borrowing my wife's until the new one i ordered arrives
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this huge labor of love for horse colors and genetics is FINALLY DONE. AND IT'S FREE. YOU CAN GRAB THE LINK IN REPLIES
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
this huge labor of love for horse colors and genetics is FINALLY DONE. AND IT'S FREE. YOU CAN GRAB THE LINK IN REPLIES
Me: yeah i used to be so scared my parents would leave me lmao, i had no reason to believe this. its silly anxiety
Yesterday while eating dinner: oh wait. My mom would threaten to send me to an orphanage when i misbehaved
Wife: i think that might be why you had that fear
Me: shit
Yesterday while eating dinner: oh wait. My mom would threaten to send me to an orphanage when i misbehaved
Wife: i think that might be why you had that fear
Me: shit
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Me: yeah i used to be so scared my parents would leave me lmao, i had no reason to believe this. its silly anxiety
Yesterday while eating dinner: oh wait. My mom would threaten to send me to an orphanage when i misbehaved
Wife: i think that might be why you had that fear
Me: shit
Yesterday while eating dinner: oh wait. My mom would threaten to send me to an orphanage when i misbehaved
Wife: i think that might be why you had that fear
Me: shit
Missing our pet Mouse Bailey 😔 he was so stupid and wonderful and he loved to run around on my desk and get a little cornflake snack. He also got really scared of a parsley and fought it until he realized he could eat it, then he was like :D!!!! I won!
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Missing our pet Mouse Bailey 😔 he was so stupid and wonderful and he loved to run around on my desk and get a little cornflake snack. He also got really scared of a parsley and fought it until he realized he could eat it, then he was like :D!!!! I won!
Moms cat caught a mouse in the cattery again what the fuck. Stop going in there mice you have like 9/10 of the rest of her yard. please. This animal is ferocious
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Moms cat caught a mouse in the cattery again what the fuck. Stop going in there mice you have like 9/10 of the rest of her yard. please. This animal is ferocious
12 bucks an hour isnt enough paid to be outside in this weather
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
12 bucks an hour isnt enough paid to be outside in this weather
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got to read an early copy of this & i can attest it's so so good i promise, please read it. gave me visceral feelings about ambition + love + art + the evolution of humanity. valeria is the woman of all time, she makes me insane & YOU need to read about her figure skating on mars NOW 🫵🫵🫵
hey so i wrote a sci-fi romance novel about horny ice skaters in space. obviously it's queer. obviously it's weird. AND YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW casualblindness.itch.io/the-cutesy-l...
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
got to read an early copy of this & i can attest it's so so good i promise, please read it. gave me visceral feelings about ambition + love + art + the evolution of humanity. valeria is the woman of all time, she makes me insane & YOU need to read about her figure skating on mars NOW 🫵🫵🫵
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breaking from my usual hxh posting to say go read this book!!!! i've already had the privilege of reading it and it's wonderful. Queer. Romantic. Erotic. Passionate. Full of Weirdos. Gorgeous prose.
alex has such a fresh narrative voice and used it to craft a lush world about ice skaters in space.
alex has such a fresh narrative voice and used it to craft a lush world about ice skaters in space.
hey so i wrote a sci-fi romance novel about horny ice skaters in space. obviously it's queer. obviously it's weird. AND YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW casualblindness.itch.io/the-cutesy-l...
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
breaking from my usual hxh posting to say go read this book!!!! i've already had the privilege of reading it and it's wonderful. Queer. Romantic. Erotic. Passionate. Full of Weirdos. Gorgeous prose.
alex has such a fresh narrative voice and used it to craft a lush world about ice skaters in space.
alex has such a fresh narrative voice and used it to craft a lush world about ice skaters in space.
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hey so i wrote a sci-fi romance novel about horny ice skaters in space. obviously it's queer. obviously it's weird. AND YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW casualblindness.itch.io/the-cutesy-l...
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
hey so i wrote a sci-fi romance novel about horny ice skaters in space. obviously it's queer. obviously it's weird. AND YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW casualblindness.itch.io/the-cutesy-l...
Freya you are the most beautiful cat in the world
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Freya you are the most beautiful cat in the world
Medusa will be laying on her side but then when i start petting her belly she will FLIP onto her back so fast to give me maximum bellyrub access. I love her!!! Her belly is so soft!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Medusa will be laying on her side but then when i start petting her belly she will FLIP onto her back so fast to give me maximum bellyrub access. I love her!!! Her belly is so soft!!!!!
Oughhh when will my wife return from the war
(danish class) (the one that has a shit teacher) (and a 40 year old manchild classmate who i want to smash over the head with a bottle)
oughhhh tragically waiting for my wife
(danish class) (the one that has a shit teacher) (and a 40 year old manchild classmate who i want to smash over the head with a bottle)
oughhhh tragically waiting for my wife
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oughhh when will my wife return from the war
(danish class) (the one that has a shit teacher) (and a 40 year old manchild classmate who i want to smash over the head with a bottle)
oughhhh tragically waiting for my wife
(danish class) (the one that has a shit teacher) (and a 40 year old manchild classmate who i want to smash over the head with a bottle)
oughhhh tragically waiting for my wife
I forgot to post this outfit i wore on our anniversary ^o^
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I forgot to post this outfit i wore on our anniversary ^o^
I dressed up as her for todays session :))) needle felted the horns!
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I dressed up as her for todays session :))) needle felted the horns!
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huh? its november?? who said that
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
huh? its november?? who said that
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Finally, this beast is complete!
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Finally, this beast is complete!
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To be a woman is to hunger
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
To be a woman is to hunger
Ough i shrimped 4 too long doing my little crafts, my back :(
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ough i shrimped 4 too long doing my little crafts, my back :(
Medusa was fucking convinced i was dying yesterday when i was showering, kept pawing at the curtain and wailing and when i peeked out to coo at her and tell her im fine she had the biggest wettest eyes and pupils the size of marbles. Calm down furball
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Medusa was fucking convinced i was dying yesterday when i was showering, kept pawing at the curtain and wailing and when i peeked out to coo at her and tell her im fine she had the biggest wettest eyes and pupils the size of marbles. Calm down furball
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November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I fucked up i got water on a putlet and it fucking died, why does stuff keep happen to me
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I fucked up i got water on a putlet and it fucking died, why does stuff keep happen to me
Breaking fucking news Shes on her little couch
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Breaking fucking news Shes on her little couch
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Bianca and Sam like to dress each other up and use each other as models 🩷💚
#monsterhearts #oc #lesbian
#monsterhearts #oc #lesbian
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Bianca and Sam like to dress each other up and use each other as models 🩷💚
#monsterhearts #oc #lesbian
#monsterhearts #oc #lesbian