Insomnia is so weird. I never know what to do with myself. It’s impossible to sleep and yet the idea of getting up and being productive is nauseating.
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Insomnia is so weird. I never know what to do with myself. It’s impossible to sleep and yet the idea of getting up and being productive is nauseating.
United We Hate —Kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
United We Hate —Kendrick
Currently not reading any books and mentally I’m so lost.
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Currently not reading any books and mentally I’m so lost.
The re-open closed tabs function in google chrome is honestly so clutch.
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The re-open closed tabs function in google chrome is honestly so clutch.
Ben: “Paxton your sandwich is still edible”
Paxton: “No, it’s not in a bowl”
Me: “ It’s eat-able”
Paxton: “I will not eat a bowl”
Paxton: “No, it’s not in a bowl”
Me: “ It’s eat-able”
Paxton: “I will not eat a bowl”
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ben: “Paxton your sandwich is still edible”
Paxton: “No, it’s not in a bowl”
Me: “ It’s eat-able”
Paxton: “I will not eat a bowl”
Paxton: “No, it’s not in a bowl”
Me: “ It’s eat-able”
Paxton: “I will not eat a bowl”
Drag show at the Overture. I have so many mixed emotions about this. I can’t tip the performers, the audience is too old and sober, yet I’m sure I’ll be entertained come curtain call.
January 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Drag show at the Overture. I have so many mixed emotions about this. I can’t tip the performers, the audience is too old and sober, yet I’m sure I’ll be entertained come curtain call.
Honestly the hardest year of my life. #happynewyear
January 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Honestly the hardest year of my life. #happynewyear
Sold our old bassinet at Once Upon a Child and got a good deal. I’m shocked/relieved/filled with joy. Realizing now the lasting emotional damage Plato’s Closet resale had on me.
December 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Sold our old bassinet at Once Upon a Child and got a good deal. I’m shocked/relieved/filled with joy. Realizing now the lasting emotional damage Plato’s Closet resale had on me.
“Mom these look like worms. I’m going to call them worms, bloody worms.” - Paxton, eating spaghetti
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 PM
“Mom these look like worms. I’m going to call them worms, bloody worms.” - Paxton, eating spaghetti
Made it through Christmas morning with no tantrums, minimal sibling fighting, and genuine excitement to receive basic necessities as filler gifts. Huge success!
December 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Made it through Christmas morning with no tantrums, minimal sibling fighting, and genuine excitement to receive basic necessities as filler gifts. Huge success!
Anybody else excited to go to family parties with alt-right family members you’ve blocked on Facebook?
a little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a car seat making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a car seat making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Anybody else excited to go to family parties with alt-right family members you’ve blocked on Facebook?
Just got our 3-year-old (who hates pooping) to poop on the potty by saying Santa only comes to houses where kids poop on the potty. Honestly this might be a parenting low.
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Just got our 3-year-old (who hates pooping) to poop on the potty by saying Santa only comes to houses where kids poop on the potty. Honestly this might be a parenting low.
Grandma: “Pax, do you know what a posy is?”
Paxton: “Something you put in your pocket. ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN”
Paxton: “Something you put in your pocket. ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN”
December 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Grandma: “Pax, do you know what a posy is?”
Paxton: “Something you put in your pocket. ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN”
Paxton: “Something you put in your pocket. ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN”
“It’s a green light dad, go.” Why did no one tell me the backseat driving starts as early as age 3?????
December 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
“It’s a green light dad, go.” Why did no one tell me the backseat driving starts as early as age 3?????
Gastro making its way through our house like the ultimate super villain.
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Gastro making its way through our house like the ultimate super villain.
My family will be walking a 5k this morning on the holiest of holidays and I’m honestly bewildered at how this became a family tradition for us. So not our normal vibe.
November 28, 2024 at 11:30 AM
My family will be walking a 5k this morning on the holiest of holidays and I’m honestly bewildered at how this became a family tradition for us. So not our normal vibe.
Went to Cooper’s Hawk restaurant for the first time tonight and walked away feeling excited that I was in my 30s.
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Went to Cooper’s Hawk restaurant for the first time tonight and walked away feeling excited that I was in my 30s.
Can’t wait to wake up at 5:30am to get some alone time (shower)
November 20, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Can’t wait to wake up at 5:30am to get some alone time (shower)
So I deleted Twitter several months ago, and I have yet to find a suitable therapist. Is this a place to voice my non-unique thoughts about being a working mom? (Feeling bleak)
November 20, 2024 at 4:02 AM
So I deleted Twitter several months ago, and I have yet to find a suitable therapist. Is this a place to voice my non-unique thoughts about being a working mom? (Feeling bleak)