Melissa Gilmore
@melissajkg.bsky.social
Not my child trying to convince me that “buttcrack” was on her spelling test
October 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not my child trying to convince me that “buttcrack” was on her spelling test
@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social
Pink pony club on a loop in my head except it’s going “dick’s sporting goods,” someone pls help
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Pink pony club on a loop in my head except it’s going “dick’s sporting goods,” someone pls help
I take it back I like the Chicago pope
We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I take it back I like the Chicago pope
An American pope. Like I’m flattered but are y’all sure
May 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
An American pope. Like I’m flattered but are y’all sure
Your best American pope is this anything
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your best American pope is this anything
The microplastics in me accept and honor the microplastics in you
April 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The microplastics in me accept and honor the microplastics in you
Just learned my 7 yo’s word for “golf course” is “putt putt field”
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just learned my 7 yo’s word for “golf course” is “putt putt field”
oh thank god
I did a brief interview about it for elle magazine. famously mind-bending haha www.elle.com/culture/book...
Exclusive: Patricia Lockwood Reveals Her Next Book, 'Will There Ever Be Another You'
The famously mind-bending writer’s new novel introduces a young woman grappling with illness and insanity.
www.elle.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh thank god
Last night I dreamed my six year old was smoking a cigarette and I was like okaaay but just one
January 23, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Last night I dreamed my six year old was smoking a cigarette and I was like okaaay but just one
lmao someone just drove down my street absolutely blasting Jack Johnson
December 9, 2023 at 4:01 AM
lmao someone just drove down my street absolutely blasting Jack Johnson
Can’t/won’t stop wearing author hats
December 5, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Can’t/won’t stop wearing author hats
[playing restaurant with 5yo]
Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it?
5yo: Oh, just meat!
Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it?
5yo: Oh, just meat!
December 5, 2023 at 2:41 PM
[playing restaurant with 5yo]
Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it?
5yo: Oh, just meat!
Me: This tea is delicious, what’s in it?
5yo: Oh, just meat!