@melebeth.bsky.social
How do you run away and hide from a country? While ideally also doing what you can to fight authoritarianism and white Christian supremacy?
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How do you run away and hide from a country? While ideally also doing what you can to fight authoritarianism and white Christian supremacy?
Seriously? The ONE TIME I don’t say “Ow! What bit me?” when I step on something sharp is when the thing I stepped on is A PUPPY TOOTH? A thing that could actually bite me? Irony, I call thee a failed opportunity for an accurate vocal tic
January 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Seriously? The ONE TIME I don’t say “Ow! What bit me?” when I step on something sharp is when the thing I stepped on is A PUPPY TOOTH? A thing that could actually bite me? Irony, I call thee a failed opportunity for an accurate vocal tic
Goodbye TikTok. I really liked you but the "President Trump saved us" bullshit was a hard nope for me.
January 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Goodbye TikTok. I really liked you but the "President Trump saved us" bullshit was a hard nope for me.
Good morning. If you see this puppy, don't invite her onto your porch unless you want her to try to break into your house and look for snacks/toys/other people to pet her.
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Good morning. If you see this puppy, don't invite her onto your porch unless you want her to try to break into your house and look for snacks/toys/other people to pet her.
My current "I'm cold and have no cope" morning breakfast beverage of choice is an instant mocha made with a Swiss Miss hot chocolate package and some nescafe. It's all warm and chocolatey and soothing as it provides the caffeine I need to function as a human being. 🙄🤣💜
November 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM
My current "I'm cold and have no cope" morning breakfast beverage of choice is an instant mocha made with a Swiss Miss hot chocolate package and some nescafe. It's all warm and chocolatey and soothing as it provides the caffeine I need to function as a human being. 🙄🤣💜
Do we think that there is a number of times that this puppy will attempt to drink my coffee after which she will realize that she finds it disgusting? If so, that number is greater than four.
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Do we think that there is a number of times that this puppy will attempt to drink my coffee after which she will realize that she finds it disgusting? If so, that number is greater than four.
Sorry for anyone following me. Portodid not do a good job of importing tweets on this account and they all came in on two very specific and odd dates.
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Sorry for anyone following me. Portodid not do a good job of importing tweets on this account and they all came in on two very specific and odd dates.
I also met the author of Acts of Gaiety, which is about queer performance, and ALSO sounds like a wonderful book (
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I also met the author of Acts of Gaiety, which is about queer performance, and ALSO sounds like a wonderful book (
Tonight I met the delightful author of "Together Tea" ( and I can't wait to read a copy! It sounds wonderful.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Tonight I met the delightful author of "Together Tea" ( and I can't wait to read a copy! It sounds wonderful.
At my old house, the neighborhood dogs knew my door was where you went in an emergency. Apparently they sent a memo to the dogs up here.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
At my old house, the neighborhood dogs knew my door was where you went in an emergency. Apparently they sent a memo to the dogs up here.
... and then there are the days where you end up with a phone clipped to your hair. #NotAMorningPersonEvenIfIveBeenUpSince6AM
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
... and then there are the days where you end up with a phone clipped to your hair. #NotAMorningPersonEvenIfIveBeenUpSince6AM
Amazing how the appeal of technology changes with the times. I can't even give away a perfectly nice CRT TV on Freecycle.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Amazing how the appeal of technology changes with the times. I can't even give away a perfectly nice CRT TV on Freecycle.
Clickers are kind of awesome, in theory, but man they are a pain to debug. #Teaching #TechnologyFail
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Clickers are kind of awesome, in theory, but man they are a pain to debug. #Teaching #TechnologyFail
Frankly, lecturing about how evolutionary theorists treat sexual coercion makes me want to throw things at myself. #ThingsLikeFoucault
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Frankly, lecturing about how evolutionary theorists treat sexual coercion makes me want to throw things at myself. #ThingsLikeFoucault
My students didn't stone me! But they did appreciate my normalization of the desire to throw things at someone lecturing on my topic.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
My students didn't stone me! But they did appreciate my normalization of the desire to throw things at someone lecturing on my topic.
We don't allow our students e-devices in class, but I spend at least 5 minutes each class ordering books the other profs are talking about.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
We don't allow our students e-devices in class, but I spend at least 5 minutes each class ordering books the other profs are talking about.
Hey @saraeileen RT @lastnora: [...] Looking to hire someone to do posters & pstcards for an alt. sexuality conf[...] ideally ASAP. $50/hr
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Hey @saraeileen RT @lastnora: [...] Looking to hire someone to do posters & pstcards for an alt. sexuality conf[...] ideally ASAP. $50/hr
To me, it sort of looks like the wind has formed ski hills for smurfs.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
To me, it sort of looks like the wind has formed ski hills for smurfs.
Finished what I was working on in my hangout with @nobilis and @ceciliatan, so took a photo of the ridiculous outside
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Finished what I was working on in my hangout with @nobilis and @ceciliatan, so took a photo of the ridiculous outside
The snow blower guys have come to clear a path... and the snow is up to their waists.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
The snow blower guys have come to clear a path... and the snow is up to their waists.
Stormageddon Dark Lord of All was much cuter than Nemo. Just saying.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Stormageddon Dark Lord of All was much cuter than Nemo. Just saying.
Hail! I have discovered that the Aeslin Mice have a twitter feed @Aeslin_Writ. I have celebrated with an impromptu parade.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Hail! I have discovered that the Aeslin Mice have a twitter feed @Aeslin_Writ. I have celebrated with an impromptu parade.
LOVE that show! RT@trydzinski: This is SO COOL!!! I now want cable. FBI Teams Up With 'White Collar' ... via @mashable”
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
LOVE that show! RT@trydzinski: This is SO COOL!!! I now want cable. FBI Teams Up With 'White Collar' ... via @mashable”
Words can not express how much I am looking forward to writing achingly accurate negative Yelp reviews about incompetent people.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Words can not express how much I am looking forward to writing achingly accurate negative Yelp reviews about incompetent people.
Resisting the desire to subject @coralinetheblue to a rambling monologue about the virtues of a kitten trebuchet (Inspired by @scalzi)
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Resisting the desire to subject @coralinetheblue to a rambling monologue about the virtues of a kitten trebuchet (Inspired by @scalzi)