Melboner
melboner.bsky.social
Melboner
@melboner.bsky.social
Just a bored Melbournian gay
1) Because of the gays in Diving Australia marketing department?

2) So you can disguise thirst traps as "training videos"?

3) Because this "olympic sport" is basically softcore gay porn?

4) "Performance"

Whatever answer - thank God you do 😈🩲
May 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
There's something wholesome about a black swim brief.

Not drawing too much attention to your package...

...Until you're so horny wearing Lycra, you just have to rub your cock out on the beach and fill it with precum, that is 😈
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wearing these to my post-voting swim session to showcase my democracy sausage 👍
May 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nature play is one of my favorite things 😈

Getting my brotein fix all over my face and chest and then walking around like a proud slut in public is a close second 💦

#teamexhib
May 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Got this speedo to make it clear when we're at the beach or at the pool:

You're welcome to follow me to the bushes or the changerooms.

And if you're looking to get down on your knees and nuzzle your face in my lycra-clad bulge like the depraved slut you are - this is how you're meant to call me 😈
April 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes I get so horny, the only way to calm myself down is to soak myself in a warm stream of golden piss.

My own, or someone else's 💦
April 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What's the matter, buddy?
My bulge right up in your face distracting you?
It's ok, I see your eyes wander over to it while we're chatting.
Why don't you give it a tug?

I know we're on a public beach.
It's ok.
I like people watching.

Better yet, why don't you shove your face right in it? 😈
April 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Weekend morning cuddles.

@mbtimothy.bsky.social's way of letting me know he's up too, and it's time for us to have a long, intense morning bating session together.

The first part of it, of course, is out on the hotel balcony for all to see. Just the way we both like it 😈
March 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Had a swim at the pool near my hotel. There was a mens swim team practice going on next to me.

The minute I got back, I stripped down to my speedo and had a long wank.

Picturing all the blokes on the team in the showers, showing off their ripped bodies, peeling off their speedos and having a play😈
March 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Making the most of every last minute of speedo time this summer 😎
March 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I stopped at the beat on my jog. A cute tall guy was hanging around.

We made eye contact.
He gave his cock a tug.
I was on my knees with him pumping my mouth.

I asked him to shoot all over my chest. I wanted him to smear me with cum. I wanted to go on jogging, dripping cum like a proud slut 💦
February 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Before heading out with my mates, I have to give myself a tug in these.

What am I fantasising about while I stroke my cock and smear them with precum?

I imagine my mates doing exactly the same in theirs. And that we're all secretly pervs hanging out in our cum stained speedos 😈💦
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A party full of horny sluts in and out speedos with permission to whip them out, get hard and play around in front of everyone??

Yes please!

Got my swim brief sorted for this afternoon's Wet pool party* 🩲

See you there!

*mid-party costume change into something skimpier is possible 😈
February 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If we were going to the nude beach, I'd play with @mbtimothy.bsky.social's fine bubble butt outdoors to an audience.

But we're going to the pool.

So I give it a good feel at home, getting myself nice and hard to showcase my semi hard package, and make a mental note to eat that when we get back 😈
February 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sam Fricker is definitely getting more strategic with placing the text boxes on his thirst trap clips.

... oh, and whatever's on that manu (?) - I'll have a mouthful of it, please 🤤
January 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found this vintage eastern European speedo at the back of the drawer. Love the ultra-high cut and impossibly short side seam.

Makes me think of old Bel-Ami porn and the hot 20-something y/o Czech twinks who wore them 😈

Anyone up for a bate watching old Julian Armanis clips? 💪💦
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Definitely entering my thong period 🩲
January 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Getting ready for the pool when I'm horny AF - a loose brief with a big cock ring.

Hopefully making all the sluts out there wish they could cop a feel (and absolutely hoping they would 😈)
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I had the hot tub all to myself.

As much as it felt good stroking myself openly outdoors, I wished there was another slut there to stroke it for me 😈
January 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wearing this under my budgys while rocking a constant semi...

Yeah, I think folks around the pool definitely noticed my bulge 😈

And that was the point 😈
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Love summer.

About as much as I love bulging in these 😈
January 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When I put on my pink thong for the beach, @mbtimothy.bsky.social knows I'm in a cum hungry slut mood.

The only thing that'll calm me down is feeling a cock going in and out of my mouth.

He's very happy to feed me his before we head out (don't worry, I licked myself clean after this pic 😈)
January 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reposted by Melboner
This is what staying in fancy hotels with my husband @melboner.bsky.social looks like. He heard me bating away openly and came in to help me really relax.
January 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tame enough to wear to the public pool.

Enough VPL for all the dads in the audience who are checking me out to see my junk.

I'd like to think some go home and jerk off later that night, thinking about touching it until it's hard and then getting it shoved down their throat 😈
January 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Being two married exhibitionist bators, when hiking together, we'll always look for a chance to stop so my obsessive bator hubby can whip his cock out and stroke himself freely and for him to feed me a hot, creamy brotein snack down my throat💦

@mbtimothy.bsky.social

#teamexhib
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM