Meiyee Apple
@meiyeeapple.bsky.social
Actor. Non-Hugger.
Trying real hard to be nice to you.
Trying real hard to be nice to you.
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Meiyee Apple
@meiyeeapple.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I still do this, because everything is grape. It's too bad that it's been usurped in kind of a cringe way on tiktok that takes the fun out if it.
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
Hamnet is NOT pigs doing Shakespeare
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hamnet is NOT pigs doing Shakespeare
It's a MISS for the @mlb.com to not ask Drake to play the #worldseries in Toronto where then we get Kendrick Lamar to play in Los Angeles. It's not too late, everyone. #Dodgers
October 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's a MISS for the @mlb.com to not ask Drake to play the #worldseries in Toronto where then we get Kendrick Lamar to play in Los Angeles. It's not too late, everyone. #Dodgers
I went to Comicon in 2016, and I stand by this tweet from then.
" #ComicCon The only place where Comic Sans is an acceptable #font #comicsans"
" #ComicCon The only place where Comic Sans is an acceptable #font #comicsans"
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I went to Comicon in 2016, and I stand by this tweet from then.
" #ComicCon The only place where Comic Sans is an acceptable #font #comicsans"
" #ComicCon The only place where Comic Sans is an acceptable #font #comicsans"
Thinkin' about starting all emails and statements with "Listen up, sheeple!" #sheeple
- my tweet from 11/1/2016
It still sounds like a good idea.
- my tweet from 11/1/2016
It still sounds like a good idea.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Thinkin' about starting all emails and statements with "Listen up, sheeple!" #sheeple
- my tweet from 11/1/2016
It still sounds like a good idea.
- my tweet from 11/1/2016
It still sounds like a good idea.
In January 2017, I was in an episode of Scorpion on CBS. I did this beautiful #badphotoshop job. This work needed to be preserved before I completely delete my twitter. I'm still proud of myself.
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In January 2017, I was in an episode of Scorpion on CBS. I did this beautiful #badphotoshop job. This work needed to be preserved before I completely delete my twitter. I'm still proud of myself.
I got this ostrich blow up airplane sleep pillow in 2017. I ended up using it twice. Turns out, it's not meant for anything longer than a nap. You will also be 100% embarrassing to both yourself and your partner. #traveltips
October 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I got this ostrich blow up airplane sleep pillow in 2017. I ended up using it twice. Turns out, it's not meant for anything longer than a nap. You will also be 100% embarrassing to both yourself and your partner. #traveltips
I'm the #dolewhip voice at #disneyland 🍍🍦 And I made a nonsense video about it www.tiktok.com/@meiyeeapple...
The Enchanted Tiki Room Dole Whip stand has been playing this video for years. It's my voice! I recorded this in 2010! It took a long time to get into the park, so I'm not totally sure how long it's b...
TikTok video by Meiyee Apple 🍏 Comedy Actress
www.tiktok.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm the #dolewhip voice at #disneyland 🍍🍦 And I made a nonsense video about it www.tiktok.com/@meiyeeapple...
It's so cool when white men ask me what nationality I am, and when I respond with #American, they tell me I'm wrong.
- Tweet from 2017, but I still correct people on the difference between ethnicity and nationality (the country in which you are a citizen of).
- Tweet from 2017, but I still correct people on the difference between ethnicity and nationality (the country in which you are a citizen of).
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's so cool when white men ask me what nationality I am, and when I respond with #American, they tell me I'm wrong.
- Tweet from 2017, but I still correct people on the difference between ethnicity and nationality (the country in which you are a citizen of).
- Tweet from 2017, but I still correct people on the difference between ethnicity and nationality (the country in which you are a citizen of).
Methy lady flashed her boobs at me. Had my headphones on, but I think she also mumbled something about white power. How's your walk to work?
- My Tweet from Sep 29, 2017
- My Tweet from Sep 29, 2017
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Methy lady flashed her boobs at me. Had my headphones on, but I think she also mumbled something about white power. How's your walk to work?
- My Tweet from Sep 29, 2017
- My Tweet from Sep 29, 2017
Just argued with my mother that @ubereats.bsky.social delivery drivers are not robbers trying to trick you into eating poison
- tweet from 12/24/2017
I was trying to be nice and send something for X-mas for my mother.
- tweet from 12/24/2017
I was trying to be nice and send something for X-mas for my mother.
September 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just argued with my mother that @ubereats.bsky.social delivery drivers are not robbers trying to trick you into eating poison
- tweet from 12/24/2017
I was trying to be nice and send something for X-mas for my mother.
- tweet from 12/24/2017
I was trying to be nice and send something for X-mas for my mother.
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
September 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm in this Buzzfeed video that has over a million views. I have no idea how. I truly have no clue. (and no, that first image is not me, don't be racist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys4K...
- tweet from 8/10/2015, it's actually at 5 million now.
- tweet from 8/10/2015, it's actually at 5 million now.
5 Types of Parents You Know
YouTube video by As/Is
www.youtube.com
September 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm in this Buzzfeed video that has over a million views. I have no idea how. I truly have no clue. (and no, that first image is not me, don't be racist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys4K...
- tweet from 8/10/2015, it's actually at 5 million now.
- tweet from 8/10/2015, it's actually at 5 million now.
I stand by this exactly a decade later:
Miley Cyrus is like a young version of your friend's aunt that makes cheesy jokes and thinks she's "still hip" #VMAs
- my tweet from August 30, 2015
Miley Cyrus is like a young version of your friend's aunt that makes cheesy jokes and thinks she's "still hip" #VMAs
- my tweet from August 30, 2015
September 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I stand by this exactly a decade later:
Miley Cyrus is like a young version of your friend's aunt that makes cheesy jokes and thinks she's "still hip" #VMAs
- my tweet from August 30, 2015
Miley Cyrus is like a young version of your friend's aunt that makes cheesy jokes and thinks she's "still hip" #VMAs
- my tweet from August 30, 2015
I still mostly only drink flavored carbonated water:
"Read a description of an essenced soda water as being "bubble-forward". I don't think I can anymore. #TopoChico #LaCroix"
Tweet from Aug 9, 2018
"Read a description of an essenced soda water as being "bubble-forward". I don't think I can anymore. #TopoChico #LaCroix"
Tweet from Aug 9, 2018
August 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I still mostly only drink flavored carbonated water:
"Read a description of an essenced soda water as being "bubble-forward". I don't think I can anymore. #TopoChico #LaCroix"
Tweet from Aug 9, 2018
"Read a description of an essenced soda water as being "bubble-forward". I don't think I can anymore. #TopoChico #LaCroix"
Tweet from Aug 9, 2018
I know it's fake, but I would 100% greet someone like that. I had to think, "wait, DID I send this to myself?"
August 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I know it's fake, but I would 100% greet someone like that. I had to think, "wait, DID I send this to myself?"
I'm naming the #sneeze I just made a "jazz sneeze" it sounded different, took me on an unexpected journey, and had a lot of Z's #jazzsneeze
- my old tweet from 1/3/19 that I find amusing and wanted to enapsulate before deleting my twitter
- my old tweet from 1/3/19 that I find amusing and wanted to enapsulate before deleting my twitter
August 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm naming the #sneeze I just made a "jazz sneeze" it sounded different, took me on an unexpected journey, and had a lot of Z's #jazzsneeze
- my old tweet from 1/3/19 that I find amusing and wanted to enapsulate before deleting my twitter
- my old tweet from 1/3/19 that I find amusing and wanted to enapsulate before deleting my twitter
I still believe this: 🪺
This may be #controversial to say, but consequences be damned...#easter #candy is fucking gross.
- old tweet from April 17, 2017
This may be #controversial to say, but consequences be damned...#easter #candy is fucking gross.
- old tweet from April 17, 2017
August 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I still believe this: 🪺
This may be #controversial to say, but consequences be damned...#easter #candy is fucking gross.
- old tweet from April 17, 2017
This may be #controversial to say, but consequences be damned...#easter #candy is fucking gross.
- old tweet from April 17, 2017
"Methy lady flashed her boobs at me. Had my headphones on, but I think she also mumbled something about white power. How's your walk to work?"
9/29/2017 tweet I wanted to keep before I delete twitter
9/29/2017 tweet I wanted to keep before I delete twitter
August 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Methy lady flashed her boobs at me. Had my headphones on, but I think she also mumbled something about white power. How's your walk to work?"
9/29/2017 tweet I wanted to keep before I delete twitter
9/29/2017 tweet I wanted to keep before I delete twitter
this old Tweet From 7/29/21 still is true:
"Has no one else noticed their aunt answer dumb questions on #Facebook? Pretty sure FB has become a #Boomer activity center where they make comments about their favorite burgers and sign their names. I'm calling it Activitybook from now on."
"Has no one else noticed their aunt answer dumb questions on #Facebook? Pretty sure FB has become a #Boomer activity center where they make comments about their favorite burgers and sign their names. I'm calling it Activitybook from now on."
July 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is how I saved the world.
Performed minor free library housekeeping.
The first page I opened had something about 420 and marijuana and I can't with this nonsense. #fuckfoxnews
Performed minor free library housekeeping.
The first page I opened had something about 420 and marijuana and I can't with this nonsense. #fuckfoxnews
July 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is how I saved the world.
Performed minor free library housekeeping.
The first page I opened had something about 420 and marijuana and I can't with this nonsense. #fuckfoxnews
Performed minor free library housekeeping.
The first page I opened had something about 420 and marijuana and I can't with this nonsense. #fuckfoxnews
I still do this, because everything is grape. It's too bad that it's been usurped in kind of a cringe way on tiktok that takes the fun out if it.
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
July 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I still do this, because everything is grape. It's too bad that it's been usurped in kind of a cringe way on tiktok that takes the fun out if it.
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
Tweet from 8/29/2018
I'm going to use "grape" in place of the word "great" from now on because what even matters anymore? #Grape, right. 🍇
Prove me wrong, but I think the older a woman (i.e. talkin bout myself) gets, the more she's into flowers outside. (Lavender, what a delight!) #oldlady
June 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Prove me wrong, but I think the older a woman (i.e. talkin bout myself) gets, the more she's into flowers outside. (Lavender, what a delight!) #oldlady
The propaganda machine is real. Calling in the military for nothing but to swing that authoritarian dick around is grade A fascism.
#ilovela
#ilovela
June 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The propaganda machine is real. Calling in the military for nothing but to swing that authoritarian dick around is grade A fascism.
#ilovela
#ilovela