Raccoon
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@mehreenshabbir.bsky.social
· Nov 23
“Me for the woods” - Robert Frost
Not even in Pakistan yet and have already gotten scammed by a hum watan.
I’ll be broke once I’m there.
I’ll be broke once I’m there.
January 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not even in Pakistan yet and have already gotten scammed by a hum watan.
I’ll be broke once I’m there.
I’ll be broke once I’m there.
I love making up stuff for fun
Terrible take but the Irish are funny as a people like how Faisalabadis are funny as a people
December 24, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I love making up stuff for fun
Is deciding to get married after a month of meeting your soulmate an appropriate move within an appropriate amount of time?
December 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Is deciding to get married after a month of meeting your soulmate an appropriate move within an appropriate amount of time?
Terrible take but the Irish are funny as a people like how Faisalabadis are funny as a people
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Terrible take but the Irish are funny as a people like how Faisalabadis are funny as a people
Me going only for the meatball subs
It’s been a dozen years since this headline but still a banger.
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Me going only for the meatball subs
I told my mother that I’ve been asked out on a date and asked her if she knew what a date was
She said yes, tareekh
She said yes, tareekh
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I told my mother that I’ve been asked out on a date and asked her if she knew what a date was
She said yes, tareekh
She said yes, tareekh
Guys, help me
I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda
I can’t find it anymore
Does anyone else have it?
I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda
I can’t find it anymore
Does anyone else have it?
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Guys, help me
I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda
I can’t find it anymore
Does anyone else have it?
I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda
I can’t find it anymore
Does anyone else have it?
Found the one!!
No need to be funny anymore
No need to be funny anymore
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Found the one!!
No need to be funny anymore
No need to be funny anymore
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saari game ye Daily Mix 6 ki hai
December 2, 2024 at 1:48 PM
saari game ye Daily Mix 6 ki hai
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When curiosity meets consequences.
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
When curiosity meets consequences.
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I'm absolutely irrevocably in love with the idea of love, the feeling, the rush, the jitters, the happiness and melancholy of it
November 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I'm absolutely irrevocably in love with the idea of love, the feeling, the rush, the jitters, the happiness and melancholy of it
Hi, besties
I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸
I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸
November 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Hi, besties
I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸
I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸
The moon and stars analogy isn’t correct (I think I read it somewhere), but I love this one too
November 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM
The moon and stars analogy isn’t correct (I think I read it somewhere), but I love this one too
Was going through some old email attachments and found some poems I wrote in my teenage. I love this one so much!!!
November 28, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Was going through some old email attachments and found some poems I wrote in my teenage. I love this one so much!!!
November 26, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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an early 2024 artwork. took on more than i could chew tbh
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 AM
an early 2024 artwork. took on more than i could chew tbh
Made some gluten-free dairy-free brownies for a friend. Turned out okay
She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour
She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Made some gluten-free dairy-free brownies for a friend. Turned out okay
She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour
She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour
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This is one of those videos that you could work on forever, but suddenly it felt very important to make it, so I finally did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pn...
Populism, Media Revolutions, and Our Terrible Moment
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This is one of those videos that you could work on forever, but suddenly it felt very important to make it, so I finally did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pn...
Reposted by Raccoon
Reposted by Raccoon
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
My ‘The children yearn for the mines’ moment was pretending to be a naan-bai (someone who makes naan) everyday
I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions
I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My ‘The children yearn for the mines’ moment was pretending to be a naan-bai (someone who makes naan) everyday
I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions
I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions
The only time I’ve almost caused a traffic accident was a decade ago when I saw the board for an educational institution in Abbottabad and it was named ‘NCEST Academy’.
November 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
The only time I’ve almost caused a traffic accident was a decade ago when I saw the board for an educational institution in Abbottabad and it was named ‘NCEST Academy’.