I like to consider myself a starter mom for men entering their MILF era
December 15, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I like to consider myself a starter mom for men entering their MILF era
One of the greatest things about being single is, at any moment, a man can come into your life and ruin your peace and sense of wellbeing for the next three to six months or longer.
December 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
One of the greatest things about being single is, at any moment, a man can come into your life and ruin your peace and sense of wellbeing for the next three to six months or longer.
Them: I am going to rearrange your guts.
Me (literally the horniest woman in the world, you just have to be nice and funny and not even for that long, as I’m very gullible): ewww you blew it with the horniest woman in the world.
Me (literally the horniest woman in the world, you just have to be nice and funny and not even for that long, as I’m very gullible): ewww you blew it with the horniest woman in the world.
August 3, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Them: I am going to rearrange your guts.
Me (literally the horniest woman in the world, you just have to be nice and funny and not even for that long, as I’m very gullible): ewww you blew it with the horniest woman in the world.
Me (literally the horniest woman in the world, you just have to be nice and funny and not even for that long, as I’m very gullible): ewww you blew it with the horniest woman in the world.
Men: please stop offering to rearrange our guts. Thank you.
August 2, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Men: please stop offering to rearrange our guts. Thank you.
Not thrilled with this new trend where, every time I mention that I have a date, my friends immediately ask how old the man is.
August 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Not thrilled with this new trend where, every time I mention that I have a date, my friends immediately ask how old the man is.
This place now has a horny milf. You’re welcome.
July 29, 2023 at 9:45 PM
This place now has a horny milf. You’re welcome.