I just now got a "wow! You're 44? You must have a great moisturizer!" and I am not sure how to feel. On the one hand (hair flip), yes, thank you, I do use great moisturizer. Thanks for noticing! On the other hand, is 44 "wow!" old? Thoughts?

Happy Friday, folks! Hold the line and be good to each other 💙💙💙

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Because there are either violent criminals hiding in CPS, or this is a fear tactic purely for publicity. And I gotta tell ya, the background checks and yearly fingerprints I have to go through to run a bookfair in CPS makes me think this situation has nothing to do with "violent criminals."

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I live in Chicago, IL. I have an important question. Quite possibly the MOST important question. And no one is asking it, so I will.

There are violent criminals hiding in our schools? Really? Why didn't anyone do anything about it before now? Why is this just now coming to light?

I have 2 children under 10. That means my car is a rolling goldfish/wrapper/ friutsnack mobile. I made a new rule where the kids have to clean out the car every Sat. 1 week in, the 9 year old decided that he hates cleaning and would rather just not make a mess. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

What are the chances that my kids will sleep in after letting them stay up as late as they can tonight?

Wanna take "fun" and kill it with a dull spoon? Play Uno with a 4 and 9 year old. There were tears. There was throwing. There was laugh crying and everyone lost.

Happy crazy fever dream that is the end of the year! All the kids are having a play day today!