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Mega
@megamagwitch.bsky.social
Used to make Destiny Cops and stream a lot. Now I make DnD podcasts and stream occasionally.

Listen to Talltale Tavern wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube or whatever I swear I don't even care.


(Actually cares a lot)
Motorcycles please just chill the fuck out okay.
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just realized Taylor Swift has a new album. I'm going to do my best to appreciate this small window I have before I'm unwillingly subjected to half the songs on it every time I am near a radio or step foot in a target for the rest of my life.
October 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Accidentally got the sleeves on my sweater a little wet so I guess my life might as well be over.
September 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What is going on in this picture from the back of a wireless NES zapper gun I have? Who puts their TV on a dresser to the side of their couch? And why are their two glasses of liquor on the table while this kid plays alone?
August 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just wanna say fuck you to whoever makes the decision for these apps to have their names in lowercase in the icon, and then properly capitalized in the actual name.
August 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I like to think of myself as a Stinky Diver but deep down I know I'm just a Melt Man.
August 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think the new Mortal Kombat movie should end the first act with Shang Tsung performing a babality on Johnny Cage. Then the rest is basically just 3 Men and a Baby but with Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile as the dads.
August 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
a truck driver delivering snails breaks down on the side of the road. he needs to make his escargot cargo car go.
July 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Saw a billboard that said "Swallowing angry words is a lot easier then eating them" - God

👨‍🍳💋
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I fucking hate basketball
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
4:40am. Wide awake. Feeling anxious as hell for no specific reason. Why do brains have to do stupid shit like this? Just fall asleep idiot.
June 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If I had a genie lamp I feel like there's a real chance that after world peace and ending hunger I'd end up using the last wish on making it so there was an audible cartoon sound effect every time a man gets an erection.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When you smell weed outside and then you're like "dang I want some weed now" but you got no weed 😞
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WAIT. Crisis averted. Had to dig out the tapes but I do indeed own Galaxy Quest.
April 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I own 100s of movies and yet for some unthinkable reason I don't own Galaxy Quest which is the best of all movies.
April 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm not too proud to admit that sometimes I scroll through my years old letterboxd reviews that I've forgotten and laugh like I'm experiencing them for the first time. Past me really knows how to appeal to current me.
April 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Man, I love music but I just wish it sounded more like it was being filtered through a tuba shoved up Godzilla's giant loose asshole and hurt everyone's ears around me." - Dude's with giant subwoofers in their cars.
April 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was chewing gum with my mouth open absent mindedly and my daughter hit me with "why are you chewing like a horse?!" from the backseat. Fucking savage.
April 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The car in front of me passive aggressively paid for my coffee this morning. There really is no better beverage for such a bitter sweet gesture.
March 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If one of them is named Waluigi then the other should be name Wamario.
March 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm sick of horse riding in video games. I can't think of one time I've had fun on one. Time for tapping a button every 3 seconds so as to not waste my stamina bar😴. Dream bigger than a mode of transportationp we decided sucked 100+ years ago.

Unless there's guns. Guns on horses is still cool.
March 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Any time I type/write out wrestling ring there is always a split second where I think it should be spelled wrestling wring. I'm a dumbass.
March 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
CVS vibes are just better than Walgreens.
March 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you like women and pirates and DnD then you should check out this month's Talltale Tavern bonus all women pirate one shot "Dead Men Tell No Tall Tales." And If you don't like those things you should consider changing yourself.

youtu.be/WNGi8u0W_Ww?...
Dead Men Tell No Tall Tales Pt. 1
YouTube video by Talltale Tavern
youtu.be
March 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Some poor kid asking for Minecraft toys for his birthday is going to get this
March 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM