Mega
@megamagwitch.bsky.social
Used to make Destiny Cops and stream a lot. Now I make DnD podcasts and stream occasionally.
Listen to Talltale Tavern wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube or whatever I swear I don't even care.
(Actually cares a lot)
Listen to Talltale Tavern wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube or whatever I swear I don't even care.
(Actually cares a lot)
It's 3 feet of fruit per package of Fruit by the Foot. So, if you eat 1,760 of them you can achieve the full Fruit by the Mile. I hope to one day achieve this great feat.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's 3 feet of fruit per package of Fruit by the Foot. So, if you eat 1,760 of them you can achieve the full Fruit by the Mile. I hope to one day achieve this great feat.
Remember that scene in Independence Day with the helicopter that has like 100 lights on it and it's just blasting them at the ship? I'm pretty sure that is the design inspiration for every single fucking car on the road now.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Remember that scene in Independence Day with the helicopter that has like 100 lights on it and it's just blasting them at the ship? I'm pretty sure that is the design inspiration for every single fucking car on the road now.
I owe so much to whoever the absolute freak was that first ate cheese.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I owe so much to whoever the absolute freak was that first ate cheese.
I'm convinced 50% of Linda Hamilton's footage in Stranger Things 5 is just her wandering around on set not exactly sure where she is or aware that a take has started.
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I'm convinced 50% of Linda Hamilton's footage in Stranger Things 5 is just her wandering around on set not exactly sure where she is or aware that a take has started.
I don't think it is possible to give less of a shit about a villain than I do about Vecna.
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don't think it is possible to give less of a shit about a villain than I do about Vecna.
I hate Snoopy and apparently that is one of my most controversial opinions.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I hate Snoopy and apparently that is one of my most controversial opinions.
I love Columbo so much but this has got to be one of the most insane moments I've ever seen in any TV show.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love Columbo so much but this has got to be one of the most insane moments I've ever seen in any TV show.
My daughter found my old 3DS and has been using it to play smash bros. I opened it to check the battery and noticed she was mid match with this rather unfortunate Mii I saved on there back in 2014 lol.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My daughter found my old 3DS and has been using it to play smash bros. I opened it to check the battery and noticed she was mid match with this rather unfortunate Mii I saved on there back in 2014 lol.
I'd like to start by thanking my parents for teaching me that if you follow your heart anything is possible.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'd like to start by thanking my parents for teaching me that if you follow your heart anything is possible.
We can all agree that Hollywood remakes should focus on bad movies that had the potential to be great, and that's why it's so frustrating that no one at Paramount will respond to my emails demanding they remake Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We can all agree that Hollywood remakes should focus on bad movies that had the potential to be great, and that's why it's so frustrating that no one at Paramount will respond to my emails demanding they remake Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
Motorcycles please just chill the fuck out okay.
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Motorcycles please just chill the fuck out okay.
Just realized Taylor Swift has a new album. I'm going to do my best to appreciate this small window I have before I'm unwillingly subjected to half the songs on it every time I am near a radio or step foot in a target for the rest of my life.
October 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just realized Taylor Swift has a new album. I'm going to do my best to appreciate this small window I have before I'm unwillingly subjected to half the songs on it every time I am near a radio or step foot in a target for the rest of my life.
Accidentally got the sleeves on my sweater a little wet so I guess my life might as well be over.
September 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Accidentally got the sleeves on my sweater a little wet so I guess my life might as well be over.
What is going on in this picture from the back of a wireless NES zapper gun I have? Who puts their TV on a dresser to the side of their couch? And why are their two glasses of liquor on the table while this kid plays alone?
August 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What is going on in this picture from the back of a wireless NES zapper gun I have? Who puts their TV on a dresser to the side of their couch? And why are their two glasses of liquor on the table while this kid plays alone?
Just wanna say fuck you to whoever makes the decision for these apps to have their names in lowercase in the icon, and then properly capitalized in the actual name.
August 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just wanna say fuck you to whoever makes the decision for these apps to have their names in lowercase in the icon, and then properly capitalized in the actual name.
I like to think of myself as a Stinky Diver but deep down I know I'm just a Melt Man.
August 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I like to think of myself as a Stinky Diver but deep down I know I'm just a Melt Man.
I think the new Mortal Kombat movie should end the first act with Shang Tsung performing a babality on Johnny Cage. Then the rest is basically just 3 Men and a Baby but with Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile as the dads.
August 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I think the new Mortal Kombat movie should end the first act with Shang Tsung performing a babality on Johnny Cage. Then the rest is basically just 3 Men and a Baby but with Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile as the dads.
a truck driver delivering snails breaks down on the side of the road. he needs to make his escargot cargo car go.
July 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
a truck driver delivering snails breaks down on the side of the road. he needs to make his escargot cargo car go.
Saw a billboard that said "Swallowing angry words is a lot easier then eating them" - God
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July 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Saw a billboard that said "Swallowing angry words is a lot easier then eating them" - God
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I fucking hate basketball
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I fucking hate basketball
4:40am. Wide awake. Feeling anxious as hell for no specific reason. Why do brains have to do stupid shit like this? Just fall asleep idiot.
June 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
4:40am. Wide awake. Feeling anxious as hell for no specific reason. Why do brains have to do stupid shit like this? Just fall asleep idiot.
If I had a genie lamp I feel like there's a real chance that after world peace and ending hunger I'd end up using the last wish on making it so there was an audible cartoon sound effect every time a man gets an erection.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If I had a genie lamp I feel like there's a real chance that after world peace and ending hunger I'd end up using the last wish on making it so there was an audible cartoon sound effect every time a man gets an erection.
When you smell weed outside and then you're like "dang I want some weed now" but you got no weed 😞
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When you smell weed outside and then you're like "dang I want some weed now" but you got no weed 😞
WAIT. Crisis averted. Had to dig out the tapes but I do indeed own Galaxy Quest.
April 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
WAIT. Crisis averted. Had to dig out the tapes but I do indeed own Galaxy Quest.
I own 100s of movies and yet for some unthinkable reason I don't own Galaxy Quest which is the best of all movies.
April 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I own 100s of movies and yet for some unthinkable reason I don't own Galaxy Quest which is the best of all movies.